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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,034 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 345 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,332 41.7%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,096 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 572 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,598
storytime. stop fucking up. i want to help. i love seeing successful people and i know that's not what you expect from a 4chan faggot. if you are looking at taking hormones then fuck you and not in an ihop way. you're pissing me off.
 
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OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG said:
for sure any kind of high-test alpha military environment will lead to a lot of ironic gay shit that can then get very fuckin unironically gay. The further you are at the tip of the spear the worse this becomes imo. I was mechanised infantry and this one dude stuck his penis in another dudes ear, it was kinda funny cause he had this tiny little fuckin towel on and it went right in between the little crack, the other guy was sitting and he got out the shower and he couldnt help himself dude let his guard down what can I say.

He wasnt hard but there would have been blood if the kid whose ear had been..penetrated had not been held back by a few Kameraden..yeah we kinda didnt talk about it ever again one of them left in a month. Thank god we had two or three bitches in our company building and the one was liked and would cut our hair and shit, its civilized us and made us a little less viciously gay and retarded. Jesus they would ambush dudes on the private parking lot and slap their balls with a teaspoon now that i remember it was some kind of bit. Also electrical genital torture with a low watt handheld radio.
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one time at the school of infantry, which is where you go when infantry in the marines after boot, called SOI, we were on the rocket range, (we were rocket people) firing the MK-153 SMAW at destitute cold war tank husks....in which we pissed the SGT off bc we did camo painting like the musical cats...i digress
anyway we had this african guy, black dude, but not actually a nigger, he was alright, and we talked him into sticking his dick into this fire ant hill

ANYWAY
we had to carry this sorry mother with this swollen dick with warts and him screaming in pain for MILES (or so it felt, maybe over 1) and ever and god damn did we get the longest weekend-long ass chewing of our lives

anyway, i love the MK-153...funny story about it, we (US) made it, but in the late 80s, the kikes slapped on the tracer round system and the sight. the warheads now all come with this mag for the tracer rounds, which, of all things - is:
22 Winchester hornet primer
7.62 shell casing
9mm tracer round tip

all this ensemble makes it fly same trajectory as the rocket

anyway yeah tho - he screamed, and those suckers BIT his dick to shreds. he got pushed back and we never saw the poor dude, and he was actually a good marine. feels bad, i guess
 
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Rip Von Stinkle said:
110%! That Chris Hansen clip is amazing.
Man, this site is great. Not only do you get to laugh at retards but there's in-depth information on them disseminated in a clear and easy to read format every time. Thanks for the link :D
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"Postinig pictures of your... HRT MEEEEWBS. I see you've been confronted by Bargain Bin Laden (another infamous figure in Kiwi lore)".
 
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i like sonoshee said:
storytime. stop fucking up. i want to help. i love seeing successful people and i know that's not what you expect from a 4chan faggot. if you are looking at taking hormones then fuck you and not in an ihop way. you're pissing me off.
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i'm not looking at taking trt
 
DickMain said:
See, wasn't that nice to say? Hey, wait a minute, hush up, do you hear that? Not a single tranny janny to slap you for it.
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I remember I had my posts deleted and received a three day vacation for posting pic related while the person I was replying to was allowed to keep prattling on about their troonshit.
transtech.webp
 
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Rip Von Stinkle said:
110%! That Chris Hansen clip is amazing.
Man, this site is great. Not only do you get to laugh at retards but there's in-depth information on them disseminated in a clear and easy to read format every time. Thanks for the link :D
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No problem, hopefully plenty of you stick around and enjoy the ride long after 4ch comes back online. Kiwi's a great place, and probably a lot different than the rumors you heard. Some of the site's best contributors are newer accounts than mine, so who knows, you could very well find a home in a pet cow.
 
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By the way, for any of you other 4chinners, you know that text in quotes in the upper right of your screen? That's drawn from what is essentially the Kiwi Shitpost Hall of Fame. Check that thread out sometime (it's not for discussion/replies; but for posting things Kiwis/cows said you thought was funny), and you'll stumble into stuff you are so fascinated by that you have to click to get context for. It's a great way to go down some rabbit holes.
 
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