Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He's FLOUNDERING

Constant stutters and pauses, umms and ahs. He doesn't know what to do when not high

Lmao he has five years of that in his future. What a fag.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

"Kiwifarms lost"

Who fucking pleaded guilty? Cause that sounds like fucking losing to me after trying to front about how you are gonna win the case.

I’m sorry, but Jersh is free to shitpost anywhere in the world. He can even do it drunk. Nick can’t. I’m trying to find an L for team Moon

 

[Null]

he really has learned absolutely nothing huh

 

[ADHD]

I'm so glad he didn't leave us hanging again. HI NICK! WELCOME BACK!

 

[JunkMan.exe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o1sZkHh6cw

40 minutes

I'm not watching a felon pornographer cuckold

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Bros.... It's so over. He won! He got 5 years probation for a first time offense and the first image when you look up his name is a really funny mugshot photo.

I've never seen a victory so utter and complete.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

he really has learned absolutely nothing huh

He's starved his brain of oxygen and calcified it with drugs. He wasn't likely to learn before- he's incapable of learning now.

 

[4090 Chad]

"Let's go ahead and be honest"... proceeds to lie nonstop

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

he really has learned absolutely nothing huh

Which means we can get the 3 peat...soon he will be the Lolcow of the East, the Lolcow of the West, the Lolcow of the South and the Lolcow of the North...he will ascend and be the Ultimate Lolcow..THE SUPER LOLCOW.

 

[Vibralldo]

he really has learned absolutely nothing huh

You expected him to?

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

he really has learned absolutely nothing huh

He still sees his choices as fun and exciting until the end.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

he really has learned absolutely nothing huh

Are you even slightly surprised at this point?

 

[Captain Manning]

"I'm not going to bullshit you."

BULLSHIT DETECTED!

 

[Mandatory User Name]

he really has learned absolutely nothing huh

He's not gonna make it, not even till August much less five years of Probation.

 

[Schpoots]

It's been less than five minutes and he's already contradicted his locals stream from yesterday billions of times.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nothing was learned, no regrets but being caught, the state fucked him over... everybody betting on no jail time for compliance is in shambles right now.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"I'm not going to bullshit you."

BULLSHIT DETECTED!

This is called a performative, and typically precede the exact thing you say you aren't going to do.

Barak Obama did that shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

 

[Um...]

Is anyone sniping and NOT talking over the stream?

 

[stacks__]

gay voice, low energy, expected cope and sneed.

I'm already out.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

lmao he's calling the cops liars on Day 1 of his 5 year probation.

This lolcow is gonna continue to produce milk until the day he goes to prison. So maybe next month or so.