Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
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You know what? I'm gonna say something nice about him.

I like his haircut. The weird rainbow kitten photo and the joker poster next to each other in fucking weird and garish however.
 
I'm out. This is insipid bile akin to second-rate political streamers like Styx.
This is probably too much abstract thinking for Nick... but I wonder if his plan was be as boring as possible so that he would drive away everyone who was critical of him and just be left with his preferred audience of low-IQ soccer moms and slop-enjoyers.
That seems to be the effect he's having, anyway.
 
"he looks like he eats through his anus for breakfast" where did he get that genius line from and how long has he been waiting to bust it out?
Probably that South Park episode, how very timely.

Damn this is disappointing. Fully agree with Null that this is as close to a strategy Nick's withered brain can get
 
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