Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%
  • Total voters
    386
AnOminous said:
Couldn't you tell him to kill himself? I guess you could do that some other time.
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Null jumping on live and just telling Nick that he should neck himself for letting his daughter get into his coke in any way would be kino.
Reminding the retarded fans he still has that it was copious amount of coke in the little girls system, HE KNEW UPFRONT SOME KID COULD GIVE A HOT RESULT and that Nick never disproved any of the results, because all he had for his defence(in order) was:
>Quora said false positives happen very often (no they don't at Nick's kids result levels)
>Uuuhmmm... the cop touched her hair in the bodycam footage which I will never release
>I dunno... Maybe my ex-boyfriend Aaron gave her coke.
>now it's back to: "CPS didn't let me re-test my kid" and they "smiled/smirked" while denying it (which is a lie like everything this faggot says, and would be highly illegal from States part)
 
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I’m sorry, but this was funny AF
 
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MNPublicRecords said:
Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.
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RELEASE THE BODYCAM FOOTAGE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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