Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

"Erm, how can these lawyers criticize me ruining my own life and giving cocaine to my daughter when they got really drunk a couple times? Pretty hypocritical if you asked me!"

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm out. I'll catch the highlight reel tomorrow.

Thank you for coming through @MNPublicRecords.

 

[Heed Not]

You could test positive for alcohol if you have the Peene with Alla Vodka sauce.
Future excuse maybe...

I'm p. sure it still counts as a violation if you just down vanilla extract and poppyseed bagels.

 

[Zab McMann]

>I got permission to go to Hackamania

One job, Minnesota.

 

[Father Balldo]

HACKAMANIA CONFIRMED

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Positive side is if he gets any more shitty tattoos we can send him to El Salvador.

 

[Vibralldo]

Hackamania confirmed

Nick's gonna break lol

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

So, is he basically reneging his guilty plea live?

That's who Nick is, a renigger

 

[AnOminous]

All I've heard so far is "muh gubmint" making coy remarks yet not naming any names (something only bitchmade cowards do) and lies.

Eat hot chip and lie. Muh goobermint.

 

[dustnight]

A lot of people will do probation for a couple days then disappear and then the government has to track down. But not me, my probation will be TAX FREE BISH

 

[arc minsk]

nick is making sure to hold up a red gatorade bottle for 25% of the stream as evidence of him being an electrolytes guy now.

 

[Desktop User2]

It´s fucking day 1 one his "new life" and he is already reneging his guilty plea. This is levels of niggering never seen before

The vehicles in the driveway vary a lot in the various street view photos over the years, so perhaps it's a long-time rental?

Maybe it is a bunny hut and it´s all customers cars. It would be hilarious if Nick settled his crack whore into a whore house.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

"remember the type of people the courts usually deal with during probation"

Yeah, people that are repentant and don't dose their kids

Nick still doesn't get it, he believes he's a special snowflake and the exception to every rule. That's what fucked him so badly and what will continue to fuck him.

 

[asipasip]

He's about to find the mnpublicrecords post. He thinks it's a transcript.

 

[Vibralldo]

@CECA Loather good superchat, but nick has your info now lol

 

[Heed Not]

>I got permission to go to Hackamania

One job, Minnesota.

Guaranteed its to test him as soon as he's back

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I'm tapping out, I can't listen to this smug, passive aggressive, coping, faggot anymore.

I'm struggling, the retarded dino game is helping.

Suffah cope stream enjoyer.

 

[often puzzled]

What you want is the county auditor.

Nevermind there's a bunch of bullshit

County assessor:



* edit: non-homestead = yes, it's a rental

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Not Nick calling out Glorious @MNPublicRecords by name

 

[Sneed Force One]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Nick smuckles about @MNPublicRecords leaking new data, reiterating "its all public".

Oh, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. I bet you didn’t expect it to become public knowledge that you’ve been sneaking over to April Anderson’s rental at 7286 Highway 71 South, Wilmar, MN.

Still cheating on your wife, huh?