Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Optavia Sales Rep]

He's looped back around from being infuriating to ridiculous back to infuriating.
Kids are just numbers for CPS and social workers?
Have you ever spoken to one that wasn't actively investigating you Nick?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Alright Homies, I gotta head to bed.

I kinda miss the days when I worked overnights and could be up shitposting all night on my days off when Lolcow shit was happening.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

You could test positive for alcohol if you have the Peene with Alla Vodka sauce.
Future excuse maybe...

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I can totally believe this is the same man who walked into his plea hearing and told the judge how smart he was for 15 minutes straight. He's going to fail his probation, badly.

 

[Vibralldo]

Damn government taking Nick's kids away just because Nick had guns and drugs in the house with his kids

Overreach! Nick dindu nuffin!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

When did he get so fat?

 

[Butwhythough2]

I'm tapping out, I can't listen to this smug, passive aggressive, coping, faggot anymore. There are still unironic balldowashers in the chat. All I've heard so far is "muh gubmint" making coy remarks yet not naming any names (something only bitchmade cowards do) and lies.

 

[woodedbag]

That same damn cop that planted cocaine on my nine year old tampered with my week one piss test, Judge!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You could test positive for alcohol if you have the Peene with Alla Vodka sauce.
Future excuse maybe...

Nick is going to buy several gallons of vodka sauce to try to get a buzz isn’t he?

When did he get so fat?

Must have upped to two Doritos a day.

 

[thebigdream]

Yeah, that's the problem with the justice system. Judges and prosecutors don't know how hard it is for retarded White trash drug addicts to deal with court cases because they did hard drugs. Boo fucking hoo.

Nick's right, no crime should ever be punished because it might hurt someone's feelings. Truly profound.

 

[Desktop User2]

You could test positive for alcohol if you have the Peene with Alla Vodka sauce.
Future excuse maybe...

You could test for cocaine if you had a Coke Zero during lunch, bigot! Blompf tested positive his whole life because of it!

Also, they can find Jamaican genetic material inside of your anus if you use public restrooms as well.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Damn government taking Nick's kids away just because Nick had guns and drugs in the house with his kids

Overreach! Nick dindu nuffin!

They also literally took them to the grandparents house where they were often dumped by their coked up alcoholic parents. To hear Nick they were in an orphanage in rural Alaska.

 

[arc minsk]

"It's crazy that they're not letting me drink anymore!"

-Man that has clearly driven drunk, been fucked up in public, and proven he can't be trusted with substances

one of the most crazy oversights in his entire lore and probably 100% responsible for his legal troubles. every single stream he did ended at 4 am and it always ended with him saying "hey guys just drank 7 bottles of whiskey. gotta go to bed so i can drive my genius kids to piano practice at 7 am" for like 3 years straight. his biggest lie is sober driving.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

"Hi im balldo and I have a problem" hahaha.
"It was fun" is him basically admitting it wasn't at all.

Hes banking on early pity release, but he has to make it through the withdrawals first.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Rekeita complaining about the tyranny of removing children from abusive homes and the drug shacks of their crack mommies and how they went after him like his eyes has been opened by his victimization reminds me of when J.F complained and whined that everyone assuming that he killed his wife that he obviously killed his misandrist and proof he's being targeted and oppressed as an innocent man.

 

[Vibralldo]

"remember the type of people the courts usually deal with during probation"

Yeah, people that are repentant and don't dose their kids

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"remember who these people [probation] are USUALLY dealing with"

People with a better sense that they did wrong than Nick.

 

[often puzzled]

So April is living now in a literal crack shack in Willmar. Its 832 square feet by the real estate listings and appears to be a total dump.

It will be perfect for shooting the kind of trailer trash porn that Nick likes.

Zillow details for Sidepiece Shack:





The vehicles in the driveway vary a lot in the various street view photos over the years, so perhaps it's a long-time rental?

 

[asipasip]

Zillow details for Sidepiece Shack:

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The vehicles in the driveway vary a lot in the various street view photos over the years, so perhaps it's a long-time rental?

What you want is the county auditor.

Nevermind there's a bunch of bullshit

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

No wonder he had problems making mortgage payments. Housing side-hoes is expensive nowadays.