Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
You could test positive for alcohol if you have the Peene with Alla Vodka sauce.
Future excuse maybe...
You could test for cocaine if you had a Coke Zero during lunch, bigot! Blompf tested positive his whole life because of it!

Also, they can find Jamaican genetic material inside of your anus if you use public restrooms as well.
 
Damn government taking Nick's kids away just because Nick had guns and drugs in the house with his kids

Overreach! Nick dindu nuffin!
They also literally took them to the grandparents house where they were often dumped by their coked up alcoholic parents. To hear Nick they were in an orphanage in rural Alaska.
 
"It's crazy that they're not letting me drink anymore!"

-Man that has clearly driven drunk, been fucked up in public, and proven he can't be trusted with substances
one of the most crazy oversights in his entire lore and probably 100% responsible for his legal troubles. every single stream he did ended at 4 am and it always ended with him saying "hey guys just drank 7 bottles of whiskey. gotta go to bed so i can drive my genius kids to piano practice at 7 am" for like 3 years straight. his biggest lie is sober driving.
 
Rekeita complaining about the tyranny of removing children from abusive homes and the drug shacks of their crack mommies and how they went after him like his eyes has been opened by his victimization reminds me of when J.F complained and whined that everyone assuming that he killed his wife that he obviously killed his misandrist and proof he's being targeted and oppressed as an innocent man.
 
So April is living now in a literal crack shack in Willmar. Its 832 square feet by the real estate listings and appears to be a total dump.

It will be perfect for shooting the kind of trailer trash porn that Nick likes.

Zillow details for Sidepiece Shack:

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The vehicles in the driveway vary a lot in the various street view photos over the years, so perhaps it's a long-time rental?
 
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