Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

"My real friends told me to slow down"
Literal EVERYONE said that, Nick

They only stopped when it was revealed you gave your daughter cocaine

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick is so fucking jealous of Sean

 

[BathTubShine]

HAHAHAHA WHAT A COPE

> "People were surprised when I got a better deal than expected"
Nigger you got the BOOK THROWN AT YOU

Called it yesterday, he is gonna stick to the "30 days in jail part typo" for months now.
>I WON KARENFARMS! I'M BETTER DEAL MAKER THAN TRUMP

Even though no one cares if he gets the jail part or not. Community service and 5-fucking-years of probation for this silverspoon whitetrash is the funniest shit ever.

Cheers Pope of Cuckolding

 

[Sneed Force One]

This bit is so forced
I love how Nick makes these "I have nothing bad to say about X" statements like his opinion is gospel

 

[DickMain]

- Pastor Melin sent a letter to Nick saying he was 'no longer his pastor' and was a general 'dick' with nothing nice to say about him

The day before Easter you love to see it

 

[CoomerTine]

The only insult he has is Sean is fat

Let’s put your moral fortitude side by side and judge, stupid faggot

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

What did Sean do to get all of Nick's smite compared to other e-celeb lawyers?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The cope laughing over Sean being fat is so sad. Dude had to fake laugh to hide how much he is seething.

 

[dustnight]

Probation officer is letting him go to Hackamania even tho its operator, Dick Masterson, has given him drugs lol.

Maybe there is a guberment conspiracy...

"Yes Mr. Rekieta you go right on down to that 'hackamania' or whatever is you called it and have yourself a grand ole time!"

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Hey, man, even the heartless gubermint wouldn´t be evil enough to impede a man to crack his first Latino preteen with his fellow homosexual pedophile friends in Vegas...

Nick already bought his fursuit. That shit is tailored, and the PO just doesnt want that to go to waste.

 

[CoomerTine]

What did Sean do to get all of Nick's smite compared to other e-celeb lawyers?

He’s a successful lawyer with a good relationship with his finance and is well respected in the lawtube sphere


Basically everything Nick was advertised as but actually walks the walk

 

[Cyber Autist]

Nick's jokes about Sean are really grating because it's so fucking transparent what it is. Nick is an insecure little faggot with a fucked up brain that has him acting like a retarded high school student. Nick knows he can't refute what Sean says because he's guilty. So, all he can do is say, "Sean, you're fat!" in a million different ways. He's such an annoying, unfunny, and fake smug asshole.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Probation officer is letting him go to Hackamania even tho its operator, Dick Masterson, has given him drugs lol.

Prediction. Someone's going to post an image of Nick doing jello shots out of Vito's belly button and after Nick claims it's AI and fails he's going to claim entrapment for his probation officer allowing him to go to las Vegas.

"My real friends told me to slow down"
Literal EVERYONE said that, Nick

They only stopped when it was revealed you gave your daughter cocaine

Null confirmed true and honest friend of balldo.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What did Sean do to get all of Nick's smite compared to other e-celeb lawyers?

Supplanting him as Kiwifarms' resident lawyer. He's bitchmade jealous

 

[ihaveelbows]

Holy fuck...he is so fucking skinny.


unhealthy. imagine this being your dad.

 

[Vibralldo]

This bit is so forced

He's seething that everyone turned him into content

That's just for people like Amber Heard, not your holiness Nick Rekieta

The worst you can say about Sean is he's fat. The worst that you can say about Nick is he gave his kid cocaine and should be put to death by the government.

 

[CoomerTine]

Take a breathalyzer on air Rail King and prove it

 

[waffle]

that was andrew branca's argument day one. "WELL ACKSUALLY THE BAG WEIGHS .0000001293812 OUNCES SO TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT EVEN LEGAL TO ARREST THEM!"

Well no, everyone said that about the bag weight. But his story about how he totally didn't even have close to an ounce of coke was new.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

I don't follow Nick anymore but his gay stream appeared on my youtube feed and the nigger looked absolutely fucking miserable. Like he was about to kill himself on stream.
Too bad he didn't. Would've been better content that whatever slop he dishes out these days.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I don't closely follow this thread and I sure as shit don't watch Nick's streams how the fuck is this guy so smug when he just got 5 years probation? It's stunning. Nothing learned, he wasn't humbled and he doesn't think he did wrong clearly.