Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[asipasip]

He said once he was off restrictions for five months the first thing he did was drink whiskey

 

[AnOminous]

Holy fuck...he is so fucking skinny.


unhealthy. imagine this being your dad.

Imagine being one of his kids. They know their dad is a faggot and a cuck and their mom is a whore. They know some random dude railed their mom every day. They know their dad snorts coke and takes it up the ass from Jamaicans.

Imagine the shame.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick admitted to drinking before the sentencing.
Now he's talking about all the ways to cheat a drug test, lol

Now he's admitted he saved the alcohol that he claimed he threw away and immediately stated drinking again the second he could, lol. He said it tastes bad but he drank "here and there" anyways. Not an addict, though.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Honestly not surprised Nick is still giving April his goo. Can't wait to see this blow up in his face again

 

[waffle]

Everything about it looks horrible. not just his skeletal visage and waxy ass skin but the horrible lighting and weird HFR jitteriness. My absolute favorite part thought is probably the horrible looking glair on the tacky ass paintings.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

"I dont even like alcohol aanymore" suuuure
He really did his research into fooling the tests. Reminds me of the typical pothead co-worker. They always have a method they use to "help" even if it doesnt always work.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I just wanna say these are the separate Google results for Kurt and Nick.

I don't think Kurt is jealous.

 

[DickMain]

-Nick will show how cocaine and metabolites get into hair samples. He has studies he can show. It has not been proven that his daughter was exposed.

Googled it and everything didn't he @AltisticRight U R FUCKED

 

[AnOminous]

Nick admitted to drinking before the sentencing.
Now he's talking about all the ways to cheat a drug test, lol

Now he's admitted he saved the alcohol that he claimed he threw away and immediately stated drinking again the second he could, lol. He said it tastes bad but he drank "here and there" anyways. Not an addict, though.

God what an utter retard. He's just really begging for it, isn't he?

 

[DickMain]

- Nick does not believe in 'marriage' as idolised by people based on a bad reading of Jesus' words. It leads to a place that ignores the people involved and their mental health.

What a fucking whore lol

 

[Finger Pistols]

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

APRIL IS ALIVE!?

I thought Nick got rid of her behind a Denny's parking lot!

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Edit: What did her in was her big vehicle and the fucking speeding tickets that Nick failed to show up for!

 

[Not Really Here]

God what an utter retard. He's just really begging for it, isn't he?

He's going to end up with a SCRAM tether, and drug patch for the next 5 years.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's making fun of Sean's camera angle and mic quality because Sean was headed to practice law, something Nick can no longer do

Nick has also continued his Chris Chan transformation by mocking Sean by eating a sandwich, identically to something CWC did to make fun of another fat man, except it was a pizza.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It would all be a lot funnier if he didn't have undersized mentally damaged kids. As it is, Rekieta's constant villainy and buffoonery always veers into horror movie territory as do his creepy as fuck facial expressions.
Between the bodycam and the cyber trespass it's gonna be a fun run up to Halloween this year. And then Montegraph 2: Discovery Boogaloo.
Rekieta's dragging more chain than he can carry.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Honestly not surprised Nick is still giving April his goo. Can't wait to see this blow up in his face again

Their entire relationship interaction was partying (drugs) and sex. How long will they do one without the other? Does April have a ticket to Vegas?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I wonder how his eldest kid is dealing with this. I genuinely feel for that kid in particular.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Its a mere 16 minute drive from Nick's house to April's new lovenest. How many times do you think Nick can cheat on his wife in a single day.

3 - 4 times?

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick was horrified that the government worker wanted to hold his kids until Nick told her how cocaine got into the house

Can we lock him in for the 3peat?

 

[dustnight]

bro why can't this limp dick faggot just say he sealed his children's case?

there is literally no reason for him not to!

 

[stacks__]

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Its a mere 16 minute drive from Nick's house to April's new lovenest. How many times do you think Nick can cheat on his wife in a single day.

3 - 4 times?

This probably makes up 80% of the driving he complains about.