Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.7%

  • Total voters
    330
WTF is kayla doing then
lady gollum the mad whore.webp

Gurning of course, silly rabbit!
This is what winning looks like.
 
At 3 hours 56 minutes, Nick says that he was NOT jerking off during the infamous "anime sucks cope and sneed" moment. He claims that he was on so many drugs that he couldn't have jerked off if he wanted to. He wishes he would have jerked off. He claims he was shoving a thumb into a sore on the inside of his leg.
He is lying here and doesn't remember what or why he was doing that, and has come up with what he believes is an excuse that people will buy.

I actually think he could have been doing an actual impersonation of Dark Side Phil, but his mind was so fucked up, he can't remember that was what he was doing.
 
Rekieta has finally realized that showing some humility might play well with a certain (braindead) percentage of his audience. However, his self-diagnosed "oppositional defiant disorder" and narcissism prevent him from actually admitting he did wrong. So, we get this "sorry I was caught" bullshit. He's insufferable.
 
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Why is he up at at 2:30 am Easter morning sober
He probably plans to sleep through most of Sunday and let the kids fend for themselves.
No going to grandma and grandpa or the rest of the family for Easter lunch / dinner. Definitely not church.
He has found out we know April's address. He's pretending to not know what it is.
I was hoping people would be coy and ask if he's ever been up in that area and try to bait him into admitting he frequents up there.
 
no cowtipping
By all means do it if you feel it’s necessary. Just don’t tell people here and expect butt taps.
I thought that Rackets acted like a jilted ex when he talked about Aaron, but this Kurt seethe is just next level. Absolute womanly behavior on display, no wonder he gets along with Ralph.
How many ex’s does he have right now?
- Null (shower texts)
- Aaron (his actual ex boyfriend)
- Kurt (Who actually defended him at first)
- Sean (who dared to stand up to him on stream)

Having four ex boyfriends is kind of gay Nick.

Nick says "Oh my god by the way, my kids has started telling him stories about his prior nanny, holy shit, guys, be careful out there".

SO NICK, YOU WERE SO ZONKED OUT YOU COULD'VE EVEN KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR FUCKING NANNY?
This is straight out of the Ethan Ralph playbook. Everyone who exited my life because I was on drugs/alcohol was really bad all along. He now conveniently hates her after she left, but never said a word before.
 
🐇 Easter seems like a good occasion to take account of all that we have to be thankful for.
Almost everyone reading this thread can be glad that you're not a braindead junkie who ruined his marriage, who wastes his money, who lost a house, or who traumatizes and carelessly drugs his own children.

Whatever else you've got going on in your life, be glad that you're not a degenerate mess. Even if other things aren't going well, you've at least got that going for you. You're doing okay. And that really is a blessing.
 
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