Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

"leave people who want to be left alone alone" Thanks for the receipt on April's address retard.

Ya'll got a timestamp on that?

 

[Associate Rick]

Jesus he looks like someone threw an oversized shirt on an alien.
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Pure SEETHE

If he does stream, don't donate for the love of god. Don't give this retard money. And if you do don't use the pedophile's tip network.

Cyrax tier shoulders.

 

[ddlloo]

Some of the stuff he talks about is so brain dead. He just got a nice lesson in how much leeway a judge can have, and he's on his way to finding out how much a probation officer has too. FFS don't talk publicly about methods to cheat drug tests and how the thing you regret is getting caught. Dude is determined to have every intervention and investigative device and method used on him. Have fun wearing an alcohol detecting ankle bracelet, that you have to pay for, a breatho on your car, random drug tests (full panel ones) constantly, requests for X, Y, Z denied.

He's a seething idiot.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That is fundamentally. your. fault. Nick.
People with no funds and no legal experience go to court pro se and actually manage to win. Not very often, mind you, but it happens.
You had every resource at your disposal and a team of legal counsel. The judge isn't required to give you the win.
Why? Because you were fucked. They had your balls. No amount of bloviating and interlocutory appeal was going to let you dismiss the case.

"I'm a family man! I love my wife! My keeds! Yes I happen to spend most of my day at a completely unrelated house with a completely unrelated person for completely unrelated reasons, but I just love being a dad and husband so God damned much! I have so much love to give!"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I wonder if Nick is going to have to move April again? It's only a matter of time before weens and dudes in clown wigs start showing up in the public easement.

 

[Sneed Force One]

This might be my favourite bit from @MNPublicRecords' latest drop. Clearly, the Balldo Anti-Pope is locked in for a long-term deepstrike alog campaign against Nick — and I’m here for it.

Suffah Rackets, Suffah!

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I've got a feeling deflecting and not taking any responsibility was not in the recommendations from Divine Hope Counseling. I'm giving it two weeks before there is an official PO violation.

 

[Beavis]

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This is my favourite part of @MNPublicRecords' latest drop. Clearly this God among Men intends to deepstrike alog Nick into the foreseeable future.

Suffah Rackets, Suffah!

Not only has Nick not learned anything from this he parked his side piece in a shack 15 minutes away from him.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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I've got a feeling deflecting and not taking any responsibility was not in the recommendations from Divine Hope Counseling. I'm giving it two weeks before there is an official PO violation.

no, nerd. those counselling recommendations refer to boilerplate 12-steppy nonsense for actual addicts, not an awesome trad-dad casual chemist like nick. nick is NOT an addict and he's NOTHING LIKE those ACTUAL addicts, and everyone knows it (except the incel prudes at his church). in fact, i'm sure his PO told him that he is actually based and totally right about his thoughts on drugs vs. lifestyle. it's just a matter of time before nick's entire parole is deferred in exchange for sharing his wisdom on stream, which will probably count for community service tooo.

 

[Melty Butter]

A reminder that: "Nicholas Robert Rekieta" can go after me in Mexico, any time, any day, and that I will make sure it is content for his channel, otherwise I will assume that he is a retarded stupid faggot nigger in the entire internet.

There's a chat for that. I must admit, Art was pretty funny last night:

I hope MNPublicRecords is Dan Sletta. Imagine being such a monstrous asshole that your father-in-law is your most powerful alog.

I'm wondering if MNPublicRecords is Kayla's stepfather.

Could be, or someone associated with him. Unlike many states, MN allows foster parents access to most family court documents. (Yes, I nerded-out and looked it up.)

Now his old nanny was actually a monster all along too? Eat a bullet already Nick.

I'll admit my jaw dropped. So, let's count all the many conspiracies against him: his former church, LawTube, the Farms, his in-laws, da gubberment, and now his caregiver whom he's worshiped until yesterday.

How many ex’s does he have right now?
- Null (shower texts)
- Aaron (his actual ex boyfriend)
- Kurt (Who actually defended him at first)
- Sean (who dared to stand up to him on stream)

Ex-boyfriends? Add Nate, Mindset, Drex, and Yellowflash.

Not evil or anything like that, just a immature bitch.

There's a quote for that. It might be appropriate for Easter. (My "[...]")

“For when I speak of the banality of evil [...] Except for an extraordinary diligence in looking out for his personal advancement, he had no motives at all… He merely, to put the matter colloquially, never realized what he was doing… It was sheer thoughtlessness—something by no means identical with stupidity—that predisposed him to become one of the greatest criminals of that period. And if this is 'banal' and even funny, if with the best will in the world one cannot extract any diabolical or demonic profundity [...} That such remoteness from reality and such thoughtlessness can wreak more havoc than all the evil instincts taken together which, perhaps, are inherent in man—that was, in fact, the lesson one could learn in Jerusalem.”​

― Hannah Arendt, Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil

NOTES: PART 1

Thank you. This will give me joy all day. I'm still giggling.

 

[PrestonHolt]

At this point I'm willing to believe that Nick knows that he won't be welcomed at Hackmania, and he wants his PO to change his mind and deny him right to go, just so he can play "evil goberment stoped me, I was going to hang out with all those people who openly mocked me in the face" card. As retarded as Nick is, I'm sure his more sober version can comprehend how much those people loath him and openly mocked him to his drunk face when he called into pedolton streams.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Honestly? Not really. In my experience law firms are generally not that impressed with ex-Examiners. Certainly not as impressed as you might initially think they would be.

There's several reasons. Firstly,(and maybe most importantly) Examiners are public sector creatures, used to cushy targets, minimal time pressure, working from home, being almost impossible to fire and so on. Are they going to be able to adapt to a very cutthroat career in the private sector after years of that?

Following on from that, being a lawyer is a people business. You will need to be able to communicate well with clients and other stakeholders - you will need to be likeable, since the client could always use a different lawyer if they stop liking you. Patent Examiner on the other hand, is quite isolated, solo work. They don't need to develop those skills, and actually can be complete misanthropes to their "clients" if they choose, with minimum repercussions.

Finally, just knowing the requirements to get a patent does not make you an expert on drafting and prosecuting patent applications. It's easy to criticise. But every patent application started out with a meeting with an inventor and a blank page. Nothing an Examiner does in their role demonstrates the ability to take that meeting and blank page and turn it into a legally enforceable monopoly right of useful scope.

BTW, all of the above are just general observations. I don't know Kurt at all and I've never even watched his streams. I'm just saying becoming a Patent Attorney after a stint as an Examiner isn't a given, although of course it does happen.

You nailed it, and fyi what you described applies exactly to Kurt.

There are sometimes some people who are kind of odd and isolated at firms but do well because they bring a particular type of expertise, usually grind out ridiculous hours or are just that brilliant, if unusual. And then there are some grumpy assholes who bark all day long - but they hustle and make rain and keep the lights on at the place.

But you can't be simultaneously isolated, grumpy, slow-moving, unkempt, and misanthropic all at once and expect to get snapped up after a decade in government service. Plus his demeanor toward and way of speaking about women would make him a very difficult hire - not bc "unpc," but because that type of person tends to be a pain in the ass to work with, more obstructionist than constructive or productive. But also that approach makes a person a potential liability, and if it's not outshone by absolute brilliance in a key niche expertise, why make that choice?

 

[Xtl]

Damn I got too wasted watching the drunktard stream. At least I got a good night sleep. Don't do alcohol kids,

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

At this point I'm willing to believe that Nick knows that he won't be welcomed at Hackmania, and he wants his PO to change his mind and deny him right to go, just so he can play "evil goberment stoped me, I was going to hang out with all those people who openly mocked me in the face" card. As retarded as Nick is, I'm sure his more sober version can comprehend how much those people loath him and openly mocked him to his drunk face when he called into pedolton streams.

no. nick certainly believes they are all his friends and if they were ribbing him while he was drunk it was all in good fun, and his PO will certainly let him go because it's completely on nick if he fucks up while he's there. letting him go is actually the maliciously compliant thing to do with someone as in denial as nick, and, personally, i think it will be more boring, awkward, and uneventful than a drug-fueled disaster that lands him in jail early as some people are predicting (strikes me as wishful thinking)

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

You cook off the alcohol in vodka sauce. The science behind it is the alcohol is a brief solvent that interacts with the tomatos and causes them to break down so you get more aromatic amino acids and sugars. Consistency gets better and those aromatics (as in aromatic rings) will come out. Usually if you add alcohol you’ll cook it out because you want a Maillard reaction which means sustained heat and sugars and amino acids caramelize (the sauce will usually turn a big darker or deeper colored). The alcohol will typically almost always cook off unless you are a retard using a high proof alcohol and slow cooking, but even then you aren’t going to get a meaningfully drunk unless you literally just want to have a really shitty Bloody Mary.

I’m not describing it perfectly, but I am not a food chemist. @AltisticRight and probably @AnOminous (much better cook than me

Super late to this but there are also not Alcoholic Flavorants that will stick around eve after the alcohol burns off.

 

[demicolon]

Wil claims Nick told him the court was tipped off about people planning to confront him, so they snuck him out the back and switched vehicles. CIA-level paranoia.

Yup, still on coke.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Nick only had 3 letters of support because he did not want to flood the judge with letters. He asked for 4, but his mother did not get one in.

You mean to tell me his mother of all people couldn't haul ass enough to write a reccomendation letter for her son to keep him out of jail? Lmfao.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

When Rekieta points the finger at his critics for being nerds, he's obviously not totally off base, is he?

It is a technically fair accusation, however those "NERDS" he hates made his youtube career, he is only using it as an insult cause they turned off his stream when he became a degenerate coke head who watched his wife get fucked by Aaron.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I sleep through Rekieta's streams, and I’m slowly watching them now while clipping some parts. I’m not sure if this was an already known fact that I missed, but the presumptive sentence—the "gumbint's gun barrel," according to Nick—he is facing if he violates his probation is 21 months.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta has finally realized that showing some humility might play well with a certain (braindead) percentage of his audience. However, his self-diagnosed "oppositional defiant disorder" and narcissism prevent him from actually admitting he did wrong. So, we get this "sorry I was caught" bullshit. He's insufferable.

Humility such as "I did nothing wrong", "the government is the only people hurting my family", "I singlehandedly invented lawtube", and "I'm literally better than every one of my former friends in every way"