Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[YouTube Autist]

TIM gets mad at another TIM for making it easy for TERFS. Also expected more validation for how "hot" and "passable" he is.
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When you're offending the people at "/r/transpassing" with your creepiness, you know you've really run off the rails.

A sad tale of asking the wrong question and asking it too late.

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Key quote:

Answer to the question in the subject line.

• It's not just you and what you have isn't a vagina.

Found a selfie.
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There are two more selfies at the link, but this is the one with the lipstick.

If only there were some way to anticipate that cutting your penis off would impact your sex life.

After 45 minutes in the microscopic bathtub that graces this apartment, filled with water that may have been a little (okay, a lottle) too hot, and scented with the finest bath bombs from the local Fred Meyers, I felt much better.

Intolerably twee writing.

In today's episode of "heterosexuality with extra steps":

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None of the two are particularly attractive, but they made a cute couple. Now they steeped into uncanny valley territory.

Am I looking at the picture wrong, or are the groom's trousers several inches too long in the left photo?

 

[Jesters]

My guess is the incident was shit that didn't happen.


In the era of tits etched on monoliths, it was religion not "porn".
Do a search on "Mrs Willendorf"

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Troon asks a genuinely interesting question.

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My jobs facial recognition software can recognize me with different accessories, facial hair styles, and parts of my face being covered by clothing, from 20 yards and a moderately blurry view.

The only time a facial recognition software won't recognize you is during the first month after a facial feminization surgery makes you look like Rihanna after Chris Brown beat her. After that, your face goes back to looking almost the exact same. So yes, it'll recognize you even after you start taking your titty skittles.

Also their inquiry raises the questions of "What are you doing where the law doesn't recognize you?" Or "Do you think that cops are going to actually go on a tranny hunt like the Nazis?" I can only wish the latter.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Ashamed, embarrassed and chastened would be a good start.


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My ex dead named me as I was saying goodbye to her for the last time…unsure how to feel.​

Discussion
So it happened yesterday. We broke up officially April 2024 when I transitioned as she said she wasn’t attracted to females.

Anyways we tried to carry things on and it was messy, really messy. Cheating. Tears. Confusion. Relapses. Lots of ugly fights and all came to a close in August 2024.

Anyways she got a new BF in November and has moved on but I keep popping back up as I never wanted to break up…finally I’ve accepted it and was moving on when she just deadnamed me out of the blue…I don’t know how to take this.

Honestly my dead name is still my legal name so I hear it all the time but for her to say it, it was like crossing a line…like no…you’re not allowed to call me that anymore, not after everything you’ve done. Am I justified to feel this way?

Thanks team

Gotta love based ex-wife

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

she got a new BF in November and has moved on but I keep popping back up as I never wanted to break up…

Followed by

you’re not allowed to call me that anymore, not after everything you’ve done.

Means that the actual woman in this story spent months trying to untangle her life from the Troon's, and he didn't make it easy because he refused to let her go. If they broke up in April, any relationship she entered after wasn't 'cheating'. It was moving on, but selfish fucks that Troons are, she wasn't allowed to have peace until the Troon decided HE was ready to move on.

Thank fuck she didn't give in. I hope her new man treats her well and gives her the life this Tranny can only dream of.

 

[Sean Andalou]

If only there were some way to anticipate that cutting your penis off would impact your sex life.

It's amazing how often troons don't get this until too late.

"Do you think that cops are going to actually go on a tranny hunt like the Nazis?"

At this point, and unlike a lot of other similarly overheated lefty rhetoric from relatively normal people,
I expect this is exactly what what they think.
Part of the syndrome.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

We need to bring back shame. Bullying can be pretty awful for a kid who is just a bit eccentric, but shame is a vital social brake on bad behaviours and we’ve gotten rid of it.
It used to be shameful to claim benefits. It used to be shameful to leave your wife. Cross dressing? Porn addiction? Shameful. Men cross dressed and there was porn (realistically we will never eradicate porn, we’ve got tits etched n monoliths) but it was shameful to be into porn. It was hidden
So much behaviour that was shameful and repressed has been allowed out the closet and it’s completely disastrous for society at large.
We need huge, industrial doses of shame again

Nick could be out there saving lives, if America was brave enough to let him.

 

[Ground Cinnamon]

"Who gives a fuck about climate change when a trans woman needs to feel safe in their country"
Climate change affects everyone, you histrionic nigger. Also, women don't feel safe in their country. The native people of the UK don't feel safe in their country. These clowns keep thinking that an infinitesimal part of the population, a sick and deluded part mind you, needs to be catered and pandered to or else... what? You'll kill yourselves? That's a win-win.

Absolutely based father.

FTFY.

Every now and then they slip up and show how selfish they are lmao

Also could be wrong but every time I read about a tim getting arrested for a sex crime it happens to be in the UK. Not that the US doesn't have a problem but it seems like a lot of the grosser ones happen to be in the UK. Based legal system

 

[Chickenpolar]

Also could be wrong but every time I read about a tim getting arrested for a sex crime it happens to be in the UK. Not that the US doesn't have a problem but it seems like a lot of the grosser ones happen to be in the UK. Based legal system

I think that's because UK media actually report on MTFs getting arrested and the US is still in the pocket of the left

 

[Nigger Respecter]

This is from The New York Post, so it's not a self posted tranny L.
But it's still a self L of major proportions.

Pro-trans activists yell ‘Hail Satan’ at California school board meeting to protect girls’ sports: ‘Deeply unsettling’​

https://nypost.com/2025/04/19/us-news/trans-activists-yell-hail-satan-at-calif-school-board-meeting-to-protect-girls-sports/?dicbo=v2-oy7QXMm

They were definitely not there to win hearts and minds, or even win by intimidation.
Having fun trolling Christians, but above all getting off on attention.

"Hail Satan," like "Trans women are women," is something only said by people who don't actually believe in Satan or that trans women are real women

 

[Sean Andalou]

"Hail Satan," like "Trans women are women," is something only said by people who don't actually believe in Satan

But it's great for trolling Christians.
I got the link from Free Republic (a right wing news aggregator and comment site).

https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/4312117/posts

A lot of people there taking the Satanism seriously and some even suggesting exorcism.
In short, lots of sweet sweet attention.

In contrast to what they pretend they are trying to accomplish ... maybe it's not such an L after all.
Except they are trannies, so everything is an L because they are still miserable.

 

[Fox Paws]

Troon can't cum because he can't stop giggling like a tard while he jerks off

 

[Syikeblade]

Are they wanting a "straight" man over a "bisexual" because the latter doesn't validate them?

That and I've learned that apparently a lot of gay men fetishize straight men

 

[100sandbox]

This seems like an L to me, she even expresses wanting to physically hurt her 9 year old brother over not gendering her correctly

ALSO IT’S VERY MANLY TO RANDOMLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS RIGHT?? DUDES??

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TW: Transphobia

I'm 18 so i still live with my mom and I have a little brother he's 9 and he CONSTANTLY says transphobic shit to me like : "You're such a girl, you are not even a man" "omg you're doing xy like a girl, you are def not my brother, you are my sister". (When I didn't even do sth "girly")

I know its a child BUT IM SO CLOSE TO BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM. obviously I'm not going to do that cuz it's a child but I'm early in my transition so I can't deal with stuff like that emotionally. I really need supportive ppl around me cuz otherwise it has a crazy negative effect on my mental health.

I tried to sat with him TWICE and slowly explained to him what's going on in hope he would understand and i also tried to involve my mom and my sister and they explained it to him to but he seems like an annoying dumb parasite like he always was and I'm slowly starting to hate him so much because how can you be THAT transphobic at such a young age.

I don't know what else I need to do.

 

[666 Derpina 666]

This seems like an L to me, she even expresses wanting to physically hurt her 9 year old brother over not gendering her correctly
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I know Gen Alpha kids are fucked in the head, but they can also be surprisingly perceptive and blunt lol. It's funny to observe irl.
Imagine letting a child make you this upset. Just go outside.

 

[horseorigin]

This seems like an L to me, she even expresses wanting to physically hurt her 9 year old brother over not gendering her correctly
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ALSO IT’S VERY MANLY TO RANDOMLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS RIGHT?? DUDES??

Spoiler

TW: Transphobia

I'm 18 so i still live with my mom and I have a little brother he's 9 and he CONSTANTLY says transphobic shit to me like : "You're such a girl, you are not even a man" "omg you're doing xy like a girl, you are def not my brother, you are my sister". (When I didn't even do sth "girly")

I know its a child BUT IM SO CLOSE TO BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM. obviously I'm not going to do that cuz it's a child but I'm early in my transition so I can't deal with stuff like that emotionally. I really need supportive ppl around me cuz otherwise it has a crazy negative effect on my mental health.

I tried to sat with him TWICE and slowly explained to him what's going on in hope he would understand and i also tried to involve my mom and my sister and they explained it to him to but he seems like an annoying dumb parasite like he always was and I'm slowly starting to hate him so much because how can you be THAT transphobic at such a young age.

I don't know what else I need to do.

Trannies vs Toddlers/Minors has to be my favorite genre of trans Ls, fr fr. The tranny never has a response that doesn’t make them look like an absolute moron in reply to the kid who accurately pinpoints their natal sex.

 

[Fapcop]

I know Gen Alpha kids are fucked in the head, but they can also be surprisingly perceptive and blunt lol. It's funny to observe irl.
Imagine letting a child make you this upset. Just go outside.

Gen Alpha kids seem fucking based overall. Love ‘em.

Especially this lil future chad, who’s doing the most manly thing imaginable. Standing up for what he believes in.

Unlike the lil’ pooner who reacts in the most feminine and childish way imaginable. Stomping her feet when the world won’t bow to her demands, and wanting to beat up a child. That’s not manly lil’ pooner. That’s bitchmade weak, girly shit.

 

[Caesar]

Trannies vs Toddlers/Minors has to be my favorite genre of trans Ls, fr fr. The tranny never has a response that doesn’t make them look like an absolute moron in reply to the kid who accurately pinpoints their natal sex.

Nah transphobic animals is the best subgenre

Off-Topic Thread 'Transphobic Animals'

Mar 7, 2023

So yes, exactly what it sounds like. Dogs who sniff out trans"women" and act accordingly. Parrots who continue to repeat the deadname of their owners. Cats who hiss or claw at those who make themselves ugly and smelly. And animals of all species (pets, wild animals, etc) who piss on, shit on, claw up, chew up, or otherwise disrespect symbols related to transgender ideology.

Stories about your own pets, or animals you've observed, also work.

Here's my tax to start us off:

• Aero the Alcoholic Bat
• Replies: 283
• Forum: Stinkditch

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[Dr Bathroom]

Nah transphobic animals is the best subgenre

Off-Topic Thread 'Transphobic Animals'

Mar 7, 2023

So yes, exactly what it sounds like. Dogs who sniff out trans"women" and act accordingly. Parrots who continue to repeat the deadname of their owners. Cats who hiss or claw at those who make themselves ugly and smelly. And animals of all species (pets, wild animals, etc) who piss on, shit on, claw up, chew up, or otherwise disrespect symbols related to transgender ideology.

Stories about your own pets, or animals you've observed, also work.

Here's my tax to start us off:

• Aero the Alcoholic Bat
• Replies: 283
• Forum: Stinkditch

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Oddly enough, the dog probably is transphobic in the most literal sense of the word. The dog is probably afraid of this skinwalker that has replaced its owner.

 

[Fapcop]

I really like the picture of the police horses seeing a rainbow painted on the street and refusing to take a single step, because they sense something evil and unnatural.

 

[DSHK]

But it's great for trolling Christians.
I got the link from Free Republic (a right wing news aggregator and comment site).

https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/4312117/posts

A lot of people there taking the Satanism seriously and some even suggesting exorcism.
In short, lots of sweet sweet attention.

In contrast to what they pretend they are trying to accomplish ... maybe it's not such an L after all.
Except they are trannies, so everything is an L because they are still miserable.

Only clueless boomers are scared or offended. Every christian under 50 is laughing at them