Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

Oh no. . .I think I've cracked the case, if it's 7 balldo's out of Viballdo, then it's not particularly grotesque, but very very embarrassing in the traditional sense. We know Nick's a coom brained exhibitionist bisexual with narcissistic tendencies, we know Nick is an old fart who considers himself a meme-lord and lastly; we know Nick wants to be a Patron of the Arts who wouldn't think twice about commissioning a vanity project.

Spoiler: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my prediction:

Lord Balldo, painted or photographed in the style of the ancient meme of 'Sexy Hagrid', framed and mounted inside the sex closet of despair.
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That Raccon Skin rug looks too bear like.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nick lying to Kayla and saying April is gone while he secretly moved her to a place he's paying for so he can keep fucking her behind everyone's back would be the cherry on top.

Nick learned NOTHING

He doesn't think drugs are harmful

He's still up at 3 am on Easter Sunday instead of preparing to spend time with his kids

He's still publicly seething about his case on YouTube where the courts can see

He still thinks that what he did is equivalent to other people drinking too much one or two times and, therefore, everyone who judges him for dosing his kid is a hypocrite

And now he's been hiding his girlfriend that he claimed he got rid of in town so he can actually cheat on his wife

The perfect, unrepentant lolcow

Why spend time with your wife and kids who are nerds and lame and you hate them, when your will-fuck-for-drugs enabler girlfriend is a 15 minute drive away?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I know the Rekieta horror all happens in real life but his local area seems like a crossover between the Smurf Village and Hellraiser. They seem unprepared for the level of madness and perversion that Rekieta unleashes. He brings that big city bad time vibe to them.
Maybe it's just being a Twin Peaks fan. Who knows. Could be way off in my feeling.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Above: The aforementioned idiots BTM and Jim.

One of the common refrains of people defending Nick is "why do you care so much bro! Go outside and do something else," Then you see retards like this having a meltdown and screaming online, waking up their family, because of how much they hate people that alog Nick. Who are the people that care so much again? People like Sean, Kurt, Kino Casino, Johm Potter, LEGAL DICKSUCKER and others are just laughing at a coke addict.

 

[Sloppa]

I know the Rekieta horror all happens in real life but his local area seems like a crossover between the Smurf Village and Hellraiser. They seem unprepared for the level of madness and perversion that Rekieta unleashes. He brings that big city bad time vibe to them.
Maybe it's just being a Twin Peaks fan. Who knows. Could be way off in my feeling.

Watching lastnight's stream-snipe, Balldo ranting on about coke and cock, while Locals grandmas post pictures of their grandkids in the chat.

 

[Flora Fox]

This meanwhile, she was also apparently spending, what was it, $3,000 a week on snacks or some crazy shit like that?

I think Nick made up the 3k snack allowance to cover how much he was spending on drugs. That little tidbit was very conveniently timed, as I recall.

 

[hesaback]

I know the last year has been entertaining but I think it's going to turn dark pretty quickly. He can laugh it off in his usual glib way and spout bollocks but his brain will crack. No booze, no drugs, side piece outed again. Taxes coming up, the other court case and pointing the blame everywhere else.

Fun and games.

 

[Flora Fox]

Who are the people that care so much again? People like Sean, Kurt, Kino Casino, Johm Potter, LEGAL DICKSUCKER and others are just laughing at a coke addict.

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx1McdIpZAjCgK51IW6Ha6y6z14s7a9e6f?si=TmySe9m1Icq_WBAz

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The ones I've seen only ever use grape juice, because A) even for religious purposes, I don't think you're even legally permitted to give alcohol to minors (and minors do participate in Communion), and B) wine in large quantities is probably way more expensive than standard grape juice, and C) Even if someone is a legal adult, some people (such as myself) have ethical or health reasons as to why they won't/can't consume alcohol (like maybe a recovering alcoholic who has joined a church probably shouldn't be given something that could tempt them into regressing into that behavior), but that same individual would consume grape juice.

Episcopal churches serve wine. And if you don't want to drink from the cup (for whatever reason), you just cross your arms over your chest and you get a blessing instead. You can do the same for the bread, for whatever reason. (The EC welcomes anyone to come up for a blessing. And all baptised Christians are welcome to take communion.)

 

[Potato CPA]

I know the last year has been entertaining but I think it's going to turn dark pretty quickly. He can laugh it off in his usual glib way and spout bollocks but his brain will crack. No booze, no drugs, side piece outed again. Taxes coming up, the other court case and pointing the blame everywhere else.

Fun and games.

Good point. We saw his reactions to adverse rulings in the Monty case. Imagine what he'll do when actually served for his cyber crimes. He think's he finally sees a light at the end of the tunnel now.

And to be fair - high level view, he didn't do a half-bad job of "finally" addressing all the issues so he could FINALLY start his streaming career again.

Hell - he even started discussing law and politics again. And Null called it correctly for what it was, but in Nick's mind he'll see it as " I gave you all what you were asking for - why are you complaining? You all wanted legal & political content again - here it was!"
So in that sense, yes we need to give the devil his due. His Trump takes sucked, but it was miles above the sexual deviant conversation, and there is room for him to improve and it might be nice to hear his ACTUAL takes on the recent Trump legal battles. But he came out, shotgunned the whole board of questions regarding his legal case. Gave bad and contradictory answers, ignored any real criticism.

But, short of actual apologies and contrition, it was his best take at answering everything, wiping the slate, and carving a path to continued streaming. I look forward to his inevitable relapse, and can only hope his P.O. uses these streams as proof to slap him upside the face with the long dick of the law.

 

[Captain Manning]

No drugs detected here.

What galls the hell out of me is that they don't grasp is that if you are a lawyer, and are reasonably personable, anyone can do a legal show.

I am eagerly awaiting these idiots, or even Nick, to start saying things like:

- Fuck you, Legal Eagle, you'd be nothing without Nick!
- Fuck you, Leonard French, you'd be nothing without Nick!
- Fuck you, John H. Bryan (Civil Rights Lawyer), you'd be nothing without Nick!
- Fuck you Steve Lehto, you'd be nothing without Nick!
- Fuck you, Bruce Rivers, you'd be nothing without Nick!

...and so forth.

Of course, they'd probably have to start shitting on him first. Which I don't know if any of them really would.

Nick has really convinced a bunch of mouth breathers he invented this shit, and is the only one that can do it. And the funniest thing of all is he's not currently doing it, while the rest of them are.

 

[elb]

TLDW Nick misses high risk sexual behavior

 

[owed to joy]

TLDW Nick misses high risk sexual behavior

I don't miss drugs I miss all the fun I had on drugs.

not describing a drug problem felt by most addicts at all

 

[Pelican Bones]

TLDW Nick misses high risk sexual behavior

Bless you for suffering through this so I don't have to.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

TLDW Nick misses high risk sexual behavior

So he's a bug chaser too? Smh.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

viva & barnes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYcJTs4oho

My God, the revionism.

They are listing facts like they were rumors or refuted. What morons.
Here are some facts.
1. Nick was sentenced to 30 days in jail, 28 remaining. He is ordered to begin that sentence on 8/1 @ 7pm. The court MAY suspend it. It's not automatic.
2. Nick's kid tested positive for cocaine. Nick didn't need "use immunity" for child safety questions when they already said the independent cocaine test wasn't going to be used for charges.
3. Nick was swinging.
4. The endangerment and gun charges were dismissed and the drug charges were reduced as part of the agreement. It wasn't due to any lack of evidence. Nick signed the agreement acknowledging they had evidence they believed proved all of the crimes.


Barnes is trying to bamboozle people into thinking Nick did a brilliant job and got a killer deal.

In reality, when Nick was stopped in his car per the warrant, he had no drugs on him. He wasn't under the influence of drugs. He wasn't selling drugs. Nick listened to Barnes and did the "mah constitution!" and dug in hard like he was a drug lord kingpin. Competent advice and contrition would likely have seen an agreement for a misdemeanor and over in a month. But Nick made them work on all fronts because Barnes. Even in that stream he said, like it was a good thing, that raising all that shit makes the prosecutors stronger. That fucking retard is why Nick is the only non-dealer convicted of a felony for having cocaine in his house. Not on his person and not DUI. Fucking Barnes.

Barnes is the female lawyer in A Few Good Men. He has no common sense to see how things should handled. He's retarded.

Nick would likely only have 6 more months of probation if he started with what all the real lawyers told him to do:
1. Go to rehab immediately (instead he made them force him to rehab).
2. Work immediately on a plea deal (instead he made them work on Franks motions and read appelate work)..
3. Work with CPS (instead he made them defend themselves against all sorts of scurrilous accusations and obtusely believed his answers about cocaine would incriminate him when they weren't even going to use the most damning evidence: the kids drug test).

And voila, misdemeanor personal possession charge or maybe just a misdemeanor unsafe firearm storage. Kids returned in 3 mos instead of 6. Probable probation starts in 9/24 and ends 8/25.

 

[arc minsk]

has there ever been a bigger flash in the pan than barnes? he almost became a youtube staple but refused to make a youtube channel, refused to make videos, refused to do anything. apparently pre-trial grifting ambulance chasing political stories pays more than any other job than he's capable of. leaves a lot of time to habitually gamble on tennis matches.

edit: he did make a youtube channel but it's just bullshit lawyer interview advertisement swill and an intern who reposts viva frei clips

 

[Captain Manning]

viva & barnes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYcJTs4oho

Oh, Jesus fucking H. Christ!

I think @Null's gonna wanna hear this shit.

Viva and Barnes are doing a really demented victory lap. At about 11:40, Barnes claims that he "represented people on KF" and that he "got them out of really tough situations" for "dirt cheap." He goes on to claim that "one of the worst clients I ever had was done as a favor to Nick."

I can only assume he means Null with respect to the Fatrick case. I also know he's full of crap because it contradicts what Null has said.

The rest of it is crap too. Barnes said the warrant was unconstitutional, and Nick would walk.

These two are un-fucking-belivable. Have they no shame?

 

[Sneed Force One]

TLDW Nick misses high risk sexual behavior

This is peak “Cop at a Denny’s” logic:

“I don’t understand addiction. Cocaine isn’t even that expensive, but I’ll still blow my entire income on it.” - Nick Rekieta, A cuckold in Central Minnesota

It’s hilarious how badly Nick wants to return to being a swinging cuckold, but even he knows he can’t do it sober.
The man talks about MDMA like it’s a long-lost lover—he flat-out admits he can’t handle a social event without it anymore.

His dopamine receptors are toast. Burned-out husks. Every fleeting moment of joy is now accompanied by the whispering ghost of euphoria:
“Is this even a tenth of what I’d feel if I were high?”

He will chase that dragon again.
And when he relapses, it won’t be to party—it’ll be to remember what feeling something was like.

 

[Beavis]

Barnes sucks and it’s a shame Rich Baris associates with him