Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I wonder if anyone has tried to sit him down (in a heavily reinforced fatty compliant bulldozer chair), and explain to him how everyone is laughing at him. I imagine people in his circle HAVE to know at this point.


It'd be fascinating to be a fly on the wall for such an intervention.

edit: anything black Jesus is fucking retarded. Meeting actual rando WE WUZ KANGZ people in the wild is always a trip.
 
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lol @ the singular like on this

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Gamer Rick rears his fat head.

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Robeet.
 
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What, did Garland flee a courtroom with an armed escort for fear of being mocked in the hallway?
The escort was for Dan's safety, stalker. He was going to hurt himself very badly. Enjoy prison.
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Last one made me laugh. Fat retard doesn't know libel vs liable. Libel is what you tried to sue two Internet forums for (and lost, dumbass)
 
When I first discovered Pat, I thought he was fake/a bit. Then when I dug through a few rabbit holes I realized he was the real fucking deal.

Upon that realization, I kind of thought "well... if shutting up/DFE isn't a thing for this guy, has anyone been like yo dude.... monetize this?
If he started streaming and took hate TTS donations Pat would blow DSP out of the water. He would just need to play some gay star trek or star wars games to be his bit.
It's extreme negligence on Lynn's part that she's not cracking the whip and forcing him to monetize to pay her back.
 
Lolcows generally have low levels of introspection, but I’m not sure anyone is less self aware than pig.
It's very hard for him though, there's a lot more of inside for him than for other people, you probably hadn't noticed but he's pretty fat, which makes the problem worse in the way that the fat also blocks a lot more of his eyeballs and his constant grease excretions worsen his vision even still. Case in fat point, he married this creature.
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While dressed like this.
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Has anyone ever asked him why he thinks his "stalkers" are going to spend life in prison, when the actual swatter got a slap on the wrist? Make it make sense Rick.
He has no answer for this except “enjoy prison, stalker.”

I think early on he’d mutter something about felony harassment or cyberstalking but in the last few years it’s just the mantra, never how any of this is going to happen.
 
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