Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

[Cato]

HWNDU is fun but I kinda think Shia is playing this shit up to make a name for Shia.

He already has "made a name" for himself, and he's always been a complete dumbass in his personal life.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I always though Shia looks like he'd smell like a combo of greasy hobo and nut-sac sweat.

 

[Tempest]

http://pagesix.com/2014/06/27/shia-labeouf-released-after-arrest/
Back in 2014, Shia Labeouf actually tried to steal McDonalds from a homeless man, before having a meltdown at a showing of Cabaret.

“He really wanted whatever was in that bag. He had so much focus … If there were French fries in the bag, maybe he really wanted to eat them, ” a witness said.

He added, “He was dodging people and yelling, ‘Yo, come on!’ … He was on a mission. It was so bizarre.”

One witness, who works in the publishing industry, was walking home from work with his girlfriend at 6:23 p.m. when they spotted the “Transformers” actor at Broadway and 49th Street, dodging pedestrians to catch up with the homeless man.

“At first I thought the bum had stolen something from [LaBeouf]. But the bum was responding in almost a joking manner.”

His girlfriend added, “It was like they were playing tag!”

later at the performance of Cabaret

“He walked directly past Shia, and Shia slapped Alan on the ass. Alan was in character and was very professional. He knew not to engage, and he carried on walking.”

“Shia was being lewd, grunting and yelling in a lascivious way, ‘Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah,’” said another witness. “It was really odd and creepy.”

Then, as co-star Michelle Williams sang her first-act solo, “I Don’t Care Much,” bottles and furniture began crashing.

“He fell out of his chair, and sent a few other chairs crashing to the ground during Michelle’s solo,” a witness said.

A security guard at the theater told cops LaBeouf stood up in the middle of the performance and began hollering at actors onstage — prompting stunned theater-goers to turn around and stare, according to a criminal complaint.

Once in custody, he shouted “F—k you” at cops and tried to spit at them, sources said.

“This is f—ing bulls—t,” he railed. “Do you know my life? Do you know who the f— I am? Do you know who I am?” the complaint against him states.

Officers tossed him in a holding cell at Midtown North, where he spent the night, cops said.

Later, the star began singing a strange, apparently made-up hip-hop song, rapping, “I want to go out. I want to go out,” police sources said.

he was also smoking pot in the middle of the performance

 

[Poor Choices]

He already has "made a name" for himself, and he's always been a complete dumbass in his personal life.

He provides the drama but you need to consider if that's organic or not.

 

[Cato]

He provides the drama but you need to consider if that's organic or not.

I think at this point it's safe to assume he's not some Andy Kaufman-like performance artist genius. Occam's razor suggests he's just a dumbass.

 

[The Nothingness]

I blame megatron.

I think all that responsibility Optimus Prime gave him was too much for Shia to handle.

 

[OgreSan]

http://pagesix.com/2014/06/27/shia-labeouf-released-after-arrest/
Back in 2014, Shia Labeouf actually tried to steal McDonalds from a homeless man, before having a meltdown at a showing of Cabaret.

later at the performance of Cabaret


he was also smoking pot in the middle of the performance

Organic or not, it seems very convincing from his behavior in the past that he's mentally unstable and probably needs to be in an institution and put on regular medication.

Holy shit Disney, how do you guys fuck these young people up?

(This post is not a white knight attempt. I think he's a fucking retard but he really should be on medication)

 

[AA 102]

He provides the drama but you need to consider if that's organic or not.

Sure, some of what he's doing is to get his name out there, celebrities do that, but I think there is more than enough evidence to suggest Shia's just gone off the fucking deep end and a lot of what he does is a result of that.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

It took /pol/ less than 48 hours. Seems that they analysed flight paths of passing airplanes and star constellations, as well as getting local /pol/acks to drive around the area beeping car horns to find an exact location before stealing said flag and replacing it with a Pepe shirt and a MAGA hat.

That is just so awesome. Internet autism is cruel and incredibly powerful, like the Old Ones.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I blame megatron.

The All Spark can do fucked up things to a man.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I think all that responsibility Optimus Prime gave him was too much for Shia to handle.

Eh, Hobo Shia's more entertaining than the Transformers movies. Let's see where this goes.

 

[Poor Choices]

I think at this point it's safe to assume he's not some Andy Kaufman-like performance artist genius. Occam's razor suggests he's just a dumbass.

Yeah I guess I should stop threadshitting (after this post of course) and just enjoy the silliness because the capture the flag business was legitimately hilarious. I'll just always be skeptical about these celeb making the news things.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Calling it now, the last HWNDU stream will be a webcam of Shia sitting in a darkened room clutching a shotgun, repetitively muttering "he will not divide us", while drawing Pepes on the wall with his own shit and occasionally taking potshots out the window. The stream will end with a SWAT team breaking through the door and tackling him.

 

[Tempest]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I blame Shia's echo-chamber filled with smelly, unwashed hippies for this behavior. There's something seriously wrong with him. Behavior like this in your late teens to mid-20s is questionable, but from the ages of 25 and up, it's diagnosable.

 

[RJ MacReady]

At this point I'm expecting /pol/ to assemble an elite team of private military contractors to infiltrate Shia's farm and steal the flag again.

 

[Null]

At this point I'm expecting /pol/ to assemble an elite team of private military contractors to infiltrate Shia's farm and steal the flag again.

Who needs a PMC when you've got /k/?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

"Following a slow afternoon, "Red Baron Anon" creeped up on the flag pole and flew his RC airplane around it. A bit later in the evening, another Anon honked an airhorn near the flag pole. With Shia's paranoia hitting an all-time high, a third anon took photos of Shia's house from many angles and reportedly pooed in strategic locations.

Shia has degraded himself to guarding an empty flag pole 24/7 while chain smoking. His failed art project is leading him into paranoia that is on par with meth addiction. Local officials in the area are tired of responding to Shia's calls and have already had a word with him. The stream was shut down again later in the evening after reports of the nearby field being caught on fire. There were rumors of an Anon in the field shooting a roman candle. The Sheriff arrived at the flag pole with a K9 unit and declared it all clear. The Sheriff then shutdown the stream permanently due to excessive cop calls. Shia's #HWNDU art project is now finished in Tennessee. His next move is anyone's guess."

links
http://www.thegoldwater.com/news/1725-False-Alarm-HWNDU-Flagpole-Stream-Shutdown-by-Sheriff
http://8ch.net/newsplus/res/67616.html
http://archive.is/zLS6P (archive of above 8chan thread)

 

[CWCissey]

Who needs a PMC when you've got /k/?

Shia vs Jace needs to happen.

 

[Tarprome]

Litcherally the horror movie scene where the dude gets alone on the night with just a melee weapon,and autists approaching from all directions.