Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281

This is a typical example of Nick lying. He has not been "clean for a long time" nor was he "tested constantly for most of the past year"

- He was voluntarily tested shortly after his arrest for CPS and failed that test.
- He obtained a bail/bond agreement in which he paid to specifically avoid any testing.
- For an unknown period of time between August and November, He submitted to drug testing as part of the family court case to do with the children. He is to known to have failed at least one drug/alcohol test during that time.
- He has not been tested since October/November and it seem likely from his behavior that he was not clean for much of the last six months.

We of course don''t have the full details because of Nick's decision to have the family court records of his case sealed.

I would conclude based on the available information that he was tested during the last year for around two months or slightly more. That he was unable to remain sober during that testing and eventually resorted to galaxy gas to get through it.

As far as his second house goes, he did talk about selling it far earlier than it was actually sold. One of the people he attempted to sell it to was his partner in cuck-ary Aaron. But the final sale of the house happened because he had not paid the mortgage on his primary residence for a year and was in the end stages of foreclosure on his way to losing his primary residence. Nick refers to a person not paying their mortgage, being foreclosed on and selling other assets to save the house as "leverage". Nick has explained that ordinary mortals cannot understand his sort of "leverage" which is ironically true.
 
I got inspired by how Rekieta took accountability for his crimes during his last stream, so I made this video. Such an inspirational story for everyone to see.

ACCOUNTABILITY: A Balldo Story

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# CLIP SOURCES:
Actually Criminal: Not a Comeback, But A Comeuppance | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/4o1sZkHh6cw
(00:00 - 01:58 ) Don't have excuses → Easy to not do drugs and alcohol
(02:23 - 02:26) There were no victims here
(02:32 - 03:04) "I put my family through living hell" → "What did I do?"
(03:57 - 04:28 ) The County had no regard for laws → Gubmint gun barrel
(04:52 - 05:07) The nanny actually is guilty
(05:19 - 05:29) Rekieta was never disrespectful
(05:38 - 05:43) What did I do merit the gubmint controlling my life?

SteelToe Aaron Imholte Lied | LA Fires Truth Plus Melonie Mac Gooner Gate FT REKIETA LAW | Camelot331 | https://youtu.be/TbWoVtJqKpQ
(01:58 - 02:16) "Drugs are awesome"
(03:48 - 03:54) Some retards lied about me

Nick Rekieta's participation in The Dick Show on December 9, 2024 | https://open.spotify.com/episode/2rmqwfSMoyJUXS3VBLkvzC
(02:16 - 02:23) "Money and opportunity eliminates moral boundaries"
(02:26 - 02:32) "The only victim in anything I did is me"

Time To Get Back To Work... Let's Chat | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/pTerVD7-AJ8
(03:04 - 03:21) Under the thumb of Government → One side can lie and fabricate

The State WILL Lie - Adversarial Positions, Explained (June 10, 2024) | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/pLX98KdFOvQ
(03:21 - 03:27) The state will lie about you, this is a fact

Not Sending Their Best with Dick Masterson | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/NrGfJ-gsIIo
(03:27 - 03:35) The lie was a lie → State worker lied to us

Court Day Results - Legal Experts Baffled | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/zCmXWpSR_2c
(03:35 - 03:37) Cops lie a lot of the time
(03:43 - 03:48 ) Detective Pomplun lied

A Motion to Dismiss: Inside Scoop on April's Hearing - SCOTUS Stuff | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/CR6Pqj_5k0Y
(03:37 - 03:43) Gubmint agent lying to the court → Ms Pierce (prosecutor) lied

Rekeita's Locals Stream: Nick Rekieta: talks his case, the state & Aaron Imholte (supercut) | Stallyn19 | https://youtu.be/_H2SU9VCxlQ
(03:54 - 03:59) Treated with hostility by the detective
(04:28 - 04:39) Inappropiate behavior towards the children by County associates
(04:39 - 04:52) The people who reported to the police were lying
(05:07 - 05:19) The officer touched his child's hair (hair positive for coke)

Chrissie Mayr Podcast LIVE with Nick Rekieta! What Should We Talk About? | Chrissie Mayr | https://youtu.be/wQRxLmPHOMc
(05:29 - 05:38 ) Rekieta wanted to call the cops a pussy a whole bunch

The Nature of the Business: Rewriting history to justify one’s failures - Hypocrisy (June 18, 2024) | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/9I2GaAJxgDs
(05:43 - end) About pathetic people who can't accept their own fault


# Song:
秩序脱轨·白昼 (Derailed Order) · Sān-Z · HOYO-MiX
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This is excellent. All the prosecutors need to do is follow your channel and they'd have enough evidence to show Nick is unrepentant and should be locked up for the 28 days.
Living vicariously through his e-daddy, Grifty is ecstatic that Nick managed 3.2k live viewers on Youtube.
Man that was pulling 100k at his peak now pulls sub MATI numbers (show banned on YouTube) on his big comeback stream.

SAD! PATHETIC!
 
This is excellent. All the prosecutors need to do is follow your channel and they'd have enough evidence to show Nick is unrepentant and should be locked up for the 28 days.
I am happy to be corrected, but as far as I understand the current verdict Nick is scheduled to go to jail for 28 days on August 1st, unless he participates and complies fully with all requirements of his probation, it which case those 28 days can be deferred. I believe they will get a report from the PO that covers how Nick has behaved and if he is making an effort. Unless it is in his favor he will see jailtime. (This is what I have gathered from the commentary)
 
- For an unknown period of time between August and November, He submitted to drug testing as part of the family court case to do with the children. He is to known to have failed at least one drug/alcohol test during that time.
- He has not been tested since October/November and it seem likely from his behavior that he was not clean for much of the last six months.
Interestingly Keanu claimed that he had missed or was late to his last test around this time and April was blamed. Since it appears like he's confirmed now that the testing did in fact end around this time, that gives a little corroboration to the idea that he missed a test.

But I'm sure he'll go five years with no problems.

Nick refers to a person not paying their mortgage, being foreclosed on and selling other assets to save the house as "leverage". Nick has explained that ordinary mortals cannot understand his sort of "leverage" which is ironically true.
It's not leverage in any real sense, since he used it to fund his drug addiction. Based on the recent stream, I believe he may shift to bragging about how much money he was spending on drugs (omitting that he narrowly avoided foreclosure) rather than nonsense about "leverage".
 
What's season2 opening song?
That's easy the cops intro theme song "Bad Boys"
This.

Inner Circle is/was a Jamaican reggae band, after all.

Wil claimed he’d get it back up after wetting his brain a little bit.

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"editing mistakes."

Read: Nick wasn't happy with something.

And why are we ignoring that it looked like she was gonna interview with DivinitySaid, but that got mysterious cancelled?

Did Wil message K in a panic, to get her back, because he's got to apply narrative control in ways others maybe won't?

Thread has been crazy to keep up with but this was perhaps the funniest M drop so far, and Nick’s stream left me lost for words.
It was the most funny by default.

But only because everything he dropped last season wasn't so much funny as it was absolutely rage inducing.
 

"I know I could go out to a bar and be sober BUT I would not be having the funny and weird time my brain thinks it should have"
This nigga is so cooked :story:
If only there were some sort of hobbies that one could do that did not involve drinking or drugs.

Like say you have these little armies that you combat against each other, heck it doesn't need to be real world like armies, you could have it in SPACE..and there could be Space Elves, and Space Orcs..and Space Zombies..and Space Demons...
 
Did Wil message K in a panic, to get her back, because he's got to apply narrative control in ways others maybe won't?
He might have reasonably said “I’m not fit to appear on TV, I’ve just had a major dental operation, let’s do it next week.”

But then K got invited to give the fresh deetz to DivinitySaid / this Nova guy* and he realized he was going to miss out and blundered through it. The editing *was* fucked up, people commented on that, aside from any “editorial control” that needed doing.

*who is the Nova guy who’s suddenly appeared, including in the thread?
 
I would conclude based on the available information that he was tested during the last year for around two months or slightly more. That he was unable to remain sober during that testing and eventually resorted to galaxy gas to get through it.
I've been on and off keeping up with this thread, but I've been seeing this galaxy gas thing quite a bit. Do we have confirmation he's been huffing galaxy gas or is it rumor or reasoned speculation?
 
That Rumble contract was probably the worst thing that ever Happened to Nick and his family, it turned out pretty well for us though. Also I hate to say it but Keffals Won. On the other hand Monty also Won by triggering Nick's coke stream so perhaps it evens out.
The Rumble Contract was Nick's Spoony movie
 
I would conclude based on the available information that he was tested during the last year for around two months or slightly more. That he was unable to remain sober during that testing and eventually resorted to galaxy gas to get through it.
I think he was likely tested between mid June until early November.

I say that because the last child services court had the recommendation from the guardian and cps worker that he should submit to regular testing for some period. I forget the details now, but the time lined up to when he announced he had the kids back, but was still being supervised.

That supervision ended a few days before he posted the Aaron porn searches. In other words, as soon as he could, he got trashed.

In that time Keanu revealed he was doing some nitrous and was blaming April for being late/missing a test.

I'm not even counting the ADHD and narcolepsy meds he abused.

I'm happy to dunk on Nick, but he likely was booze and cocaine free between mid June and early November.
 
Nick: SEAN IS FAT! FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!! HE EATS.... SANDWICHES!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH IMAGINE SLICED TURKEY ON WHOLE WHEAT BREAD WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, A NICE CHEESE AND SOME MUSTARD.. HAHAAHAHA TOTAL FATTY FOOD FOR FATS LIKE SEAN!! HAVE I MENTIONED SEAN IS FAT??? THAT'S WHY HE EATS UNHEALTHY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Nick:
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Someone make it make sense.
 
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I've been on and off keeping up with this thread, but I've been seeing this galaxy gas thing quite a bit. Do we have confirmation he's been huffing galaxy gas or is it rumor or reasoned speculation?
I think it was something that super duper uber annoying girl Keanu said. How anyone actually tunes into her talk sesh in her closet is beyond me... The amount of baby talk / stupid humor from that girl is so so cringe
 
I am happy to be corrected, but as far as I understand the current verdict Nick is scheduled to go to jail for 28 days on August 1st, unless he participates and complies fully with all requirements of his probation, it which case those 28 days can be deferred. I believe they will get a report from the PO that covers how Nick has behaved and if he is making an effort. Unless it is in his favor he will see jailtime. (This is what I have gathered from the commentary)
That's basically what I'm saying.

TWA is making easy to digest clip compilations that show Nick is unrepentant and should serve the 28 days because or it.
 
What a giant fucking baby. I know literal toddlers who have a better grasp on accountability than this dork.
I got a similar impression watching that stream. He came across as extremely childish, with a kindergarten-level understanding of the situation he's in—very self-centered and detached from reality.

What struck me most was how short-sighted he seemed. It’s painfully clear that, in his mind, "accepting responsibility" simply means admitting he had possession of the drugs—while insisting there's nothing wrong with that. To him, the real issue begins and ends with the government getting involved in his family's life. He sees the government as the sole active force responsible for the tragic circumstances he's now facing.

This denial of responsibility—this refusal to acknowledge that his situation was a foreseeable result of his life choices—might be somewhat "understandable" if we accept that he’s truly an addict. But what’s less forgivable, and frankly laughable, is how blind he is to the consequences of voicing his beliefs so openly. Statements like “I don’t regret my choices, but I do regret the consequences” or “I’m only sober because I don’t want to get arrested” are the kinds of things that can come back to haunt him. Even if he genuinely feels that way, those thoughts should be shared only in private with close friends.

This kind of stubborn, self-sabotaging behavior is exactly why it’s safe to say the corn harvest is far from over.
 
I've been on and off keeping up with this thread, but I've been seeing this galaxy gas thing quite a bit. Do we have confirmation he's been huffing galaxy gas or is it rumor or reasoned speculation?

We have Keanu's account of things April has said to her. April and Nick were doing Galaxy Gas last fall.

I think he was likely tested between mid June until early November.

I think we have the family court records through mid-July and he was not cooperating or in compliance with CPS up to that point. He did one voluntary drug test around the time of the arrest and then refused to disclose the result in the CPS family court process. It can be assumed that in the period after the family court records we have access to cease that Nick was still resisting any cooperating with CPS on testing or drug treatment related issues. Then at some point he came into compliance and did a series of things including drug testing and going to "recovery".

My assumption based on observation and probable court timelines only is that he began to cooperate probably in mid or late August. Then he went through "recovery" (what he called recovery), his chemical assessment and started drug & alcohol testing.
 
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Rekieta is the ultimate example for me of the stereotypical libertarian retard. I would be lying if I said I didn't still have some libertarian leanings myself, but Rekieta is far too retarded to make any libertarian ideology look compelling. I don't have the video, but I could have sworn a bit before all of this really kicked off Rekieta was promoting the stock libertarian idea of 'all drugs should be legal to take' because the consequences are only on you and the government shouldn't get involved. That's obviously ignoring the fact that there are people who take drugs, have a bad time, and then lash out and hurt OTHERS around them. But the fact that his daughter managed to inhale 10 times the legal cutoff for cocaine is the ULTIMATE proof that this idea is fucking retarded.

How can a child bear the consequences of drug abuse when they're too young to even understand what the white powder even is!? Rekieta has no remorse for this whatsoever and is now just portraying himself as an innocent victim of government overreach. Personally I would subscribe to the much more popular libertarian belief of putting people who harm children up against the wall and dealing with them, but I think Rekieta might have a problem with that particular belief nowadays, even though I saw him promoting it when he had his drunken punchout stream with that Duncan retard.
 
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