Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He’s honest that he’s not sorry, “for shit,” he says, “to anyone.” That’s the whole story’s synopsis in a nutshell.

The slimy criminal sure seems to be sorry for himself.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Guy stops paying mortgage in order to keep buying drugs, after tanking his illustrious streaming show in order to party and do drugs, even after losing the Rumble contract, yet "It's a level of compulsion I don't understand"

He was just having fun, afterall.

That Rumble contract was probably the worst thing that ever Happened to Nick and his family, it turned out pretty well for us though. Also I hate to say it but Keffals Won. On the other hand Monty also Won by triggering Nick's coke stream so perhaps it evens out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The slimy criminal sure seems to be sorry for himself.

He is the most pathetic excuse for a man we’ve seen in a long time. I’m glad his children have Dan Sletta in their lives to provide an example of how a real man behaves. With only Nick as a father figure, the boys wouldn’t have the foggiest idea how a real man carries himself and the girls would go through life thinking it’s acceptable for a man to neglect and abuse his wife and children.

That said, they’re still going to need a LOT of therapy thanks to Nick and Kayla.

As far as what Meme’s hinting at, I’m going to guess that Nick and Kayla have been walking around the house naked and encouraging the kids to do so as well. I mentioned last week why I already suspected this. Hope I’m wrong and it’s nothing this bad.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Keffals Won

If you look at Keffals and think that creature has "won" at anything, you need to adjust your definition of winning.

They all lost, KF won.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

On the other hand Monty also Won by triggering Nick's coke stream so perhaps it evens out.

That was just his first win. Montagraph v. Rekieta is still ongoing, is it not?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That was just his first win. Montagraph v. Rekieta is still ongoing, is it not?

Scheduled for trial actually. US-fag dates. Pre-trial November, Jury Trial December.



Nick's year of wins has just begun.

 

[daffodils]

Nick is back to the important business of commenting on Toe clips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEaIjugPOTQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKyNtJvoGk

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And from his own comment section: 4 hours seethestream = levity

Won't ever leave the hugbox again

 

[Mandatory User Name]

If you look at Keffals and think that creature has "won" at anything, you need to adjust your definition of winning.

They all lost, KF won.

It was Keffals getting Rekieta temporarily banned off youtube that brought him to Rumble which ultimately got him the Rumble deal. That Rumble deal went to Nick's head and instead of working for it he decided to wipe his ass with it and went on a year long bender that destroyed his family and his life. Nick losing his appeal against Monty lead directly to the coke stream and Nick's arrest.
Keffals has been stacking up losses and he's fucked up in a multitude of ways but he indirectly took down Nick Rekieta.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I got inspired by how Rekieta took accountability for his crimes during his last stream, so I made this video. Such an inspirational story for everyone to see.

ACCOUNTABILITY: A Balldo Story​

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Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Upload

For those interested, I’ll add the sources for all the clips I used after I’ve had some sleep.

This was disgusting to watch. I didn’t catch the copestream, and honestly this was so much worse than I was expecting. Nick is a degenerate libertine that needs to be removed from society.

There is the common refrain of discipline meted out to young children along the lines of “you’re not sorry you did it, you’re just sorry you got caught.” Nick takes this one step further. He’s not sorry he did coke, he’s sorry that the government imposes consequences on doing coke. Without the government, he would likely be a husk of a man jerking off while high until he dies. Which reminds me, is he mad at natural law that his body is being destroyed by substance abuse? Silly God and His design of making our bodies break down when doing fun hard drugs!

Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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Nick is back to the important business of commenting on Toe clips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEaIjugPOTQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKyNtJvoGk

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And from his own comment section: 4 hours seethestream = levity
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Won't ever leave the hugbox again
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To use an Aaronism, it really is remarkably easy to loathe and despise Rekieta. Remarkably.
Rekieta is such an insufferable faggot in every possible way in every situation.
How no one has done time for smashing him to pulp is a minor miracle. Imagine encountering this fucking dweeb in real life, hearing the nails on chalkboard voice, seeing that dysgenic cartoonishly jewish face and then somehow having the God-given grace and strength of character to just not assault him.
Maybe part of it is seeing his nightmare fuel wife with him and just noping out on both of them. I think if he was single he would have been wiped by someone by now.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

 

[Sneed Force One]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhyrllZR1oU - Now Private

After @ItsAaronIgnoreMe rightfully called out Wil Herren’s interview with “Momma K” as complete dogshit, the video mysteriously vanished into private mode.
Was it Aaron’s critique that did it? Or did Lord Balldo himself dispatch the Showertext Order™ to scrub K’s courtroom opinions from public view?
Neither Wil Herren’s YouTube community tab nor his Twitter offers so much as a whiff of apology—no mention of the interview’s quality, let alone its content.
To borrow from a good Angloid book, Wil Herren memoryholed' the video. No doubleplusbad thoughtcrimes allowed.

Sweep it up, journalist!

But alas, poor Mexican Mush Mouth—thanks to guidance from @Windy Moors, I PreserveTube’d it.
Suck it, Balldoguard capo.

PreserveTube: K was nice enough to hang out and talk about her experience in the courtroom with the Rekietas!

 

[AltisticRight]

Thus one theory that came to my mind is the child absorbing cocaine through skin contact with whatever surfaces/items that Nick was using for his habit. This would explain how the coke was metabolized. I base this on reading the report of how messy Nick's house was and how a container and vile of coke were found in his master bedroom. Also the fact that no one's talking about a motive for Nick to drug his daughter and that coke-heads are notoriously bad at sharing their "snow".

>5000pg/mg
So your skin is a sponge?

Oh no, my Vodka Sauce!

You could test positive for alcohol if you have the Peene with Alla Vodka sauce.
Future excuse maybe...

You cook off the alcohol in vodka sauce. The science behind it is the alcohol is a brief solvent that interacts with the tomatos and causes them to break down so you get more aromatic amino acids and sugars. Consistency gets better and those aromatics (as in aromatic rings) will come out. Usually if you add alcohol you’ll cook it out because you want a Maillard reaction which means sustained heat and sugars and amino acids caramelize (the sauce will usually turn a big darker or deeper colored). The alcohol will typically almost always cook off unless you are a retard using a high proof alcohol and slow cooking, but even then you aren’t going to get a meaningfully drunk unless you literally just want to have a really shitty Bloody Mary.

I’m not describing it perfectly, but I am not a food chemist. @AltisticRight and probably @AnOminous (much better cook than me

You are totally correct. Just the other day I made Penne alla Vodka. Well, Rigatoni alla vodka to be specific. I use rigatoni because it sucks up the minced meat I usually add to my non-traditional pasta dishes, or if the angloid in me wants some peas (I'm sorry, Italians).
The vodka is cooked off, it gives a very strong alcohol smell when cooking. The vodka balances the acidity of the tomatoes, otherwise for some people, they would add sugar (ewww).
Vodka can be replaced with apple cider vinegar if one doesn't want to, or cannot consume alcohol (like Muslims). Though I would argue it's still halal since the alcohol gets cooked off, but I digress.

As long as it's cooked properly, it will not generate a blip on a meter.
Which means...

It's likely that Skelly's entire family gets hospitalised for alcohol poisoning.

Ralph, Bossman and Nick really got to get together for a stream. Call it the detox stream.

That would be fun, too bad certain weenie rat a-logs of gambling streamer would rather seethe.

They know some random dude railed their mom every day.

Correction, Kiwicel, not just their mum.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhyrllZR1oU - Now Private

After @ItsAaronIgnoreMe rightfully called out Wil Herren’s interview with “Momma K” as complete dogshit, the video mysteriously vanished into private mode.
Was it Aaron’s critique that did it? Or did Lord Balldo himself dispatch the Showertext Order™ to scrub K’s courtroom opinions from public view?
Neither Wil Herren’s YouTube community tab nor his Twitter offers so much as a whiff of apology—no mention of the interview’s quality, let alone its content.
To borrow an from a good Angloid book, Wil Herren memoryholed' the video. No doubleplusbad thoughtcrimes allowed.

Sweep it up, journalist!

But alas, poor Mexican Mush Mouth—thanks to guidance from @Windy Moors, I PreserveTube’d it.
Suck it, Balldoguard capo.

PreserveTube: K was nice enough to hang out and talk about her experience in the courtroom with the Rekietas!

Great work archiving this piece of Rekietiana.
What the fuck is Will Herren's problem?
And why on earth would he be a Rekieta jannie anyway?
I keep wondering if Rekieta or his enabling mother are actually paying people, doing gay ops or whatever, but then I remember how sad and fucking lonely a lot of people's lives are and I circle back to thinking "they do it for free."
Being a mercenary seems more respectable than literally being a cultist or fucking enabler for a bisexual trust fund sucking loser like Rekieta. Melton that fat pig of a wannabe diddler at least made money off of Rekieta, some of these other assholes seem to do it for free.
Herren must be either a clout chasing crumb maiden (ew) or some sort of pervert (ew) or just so utterly devoid of purpose in his life that this is it, this is as good as it gets (wtf)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What the fuck is Will Herren's problem?
And why on earth would he be a Rekieta jannie anyway?
I keep wondering if Rekieta or his enabling mother are actually paying people, doing gay ops or whatever, but then I remember how sad and fucking lonely a lot of people's lives are and I circle back to thinking "they do it for free."

Wil Herren started out shitposting Nick with all the others, then he turned around for no discernible reason.
The idea that he is somehow profiting from doing this seems logical, because he works a a TV journoscum and they will take every $ they can get and bend over for that "insider info on the big story".

I can understand the retards who have stuck with Nick at all times. The winemoms, the libertarians who think drugs should be legal and age is just a number, they were on board with the new drug addict Rekieta. But that someone goes from reporting factually about Nick, which makes him look bad, to sweeping like Wil Herren does is unique.

 

[AltisticRight]

"April Anderson", "April" and "Imholte" is filtered in his YouTube superchats.

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No mean words about his precious slampiece who he frequently visits at 7286 Highway 71 South, Wilmar, MN to cheat on his wife allowed!

Fag.
He basically confirmed the phonebook of his slampig. He claims to drive up to 120 miles a day, his fleshlight is just 15 miles away or 30 for a round trip. How many visits is that?

He is legit a WH40k fan though. I think he owns the entire Black Library (or nearly so) in both physical and e-book form. He even sent me a WH40k fanfic he wrote once.

Please.

The comments are full of gems.
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Yeah and the ones who flew the idea of his deteriorating skin being intravascular drug use were called schizophrenics here. When the most obvious explanation is "druggie alcoholic has bad skin", you don't need to go off the deep ends with heroin injections.
To be fair, the ones claiming he was snorting coke were laughed at too, why didn't skelly bring this up?

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>Procure
This skeletal nigger acts like buying a shitty laser engraver off AliExpress is bargaining for a government contract to build a megadam. Procure what, stock up what? It's just clicking buttons on Alibaba.
>I had to launch the correct application, navigate to the correct store, dial in the proper numbers with allergens cross-referenced and ensure that there's enough notice with enough pre-allocated free space in my driveway for the project to finalise
This is how Skelly would describe getting a big mac delivered to him by Doordash.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wil Herren started out shitposting Nick with all the others, then he turned around for no discernible reason.

The reason is that Nick reached out to him and Wil was starstruck. He’s just a drunk who’s starved for relationships and will settle for a parasocial one with a guy who’s got a more recognized name than his. He’s a fucking loser.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He claims to drive up to 120 miles a day, his fleshlight is just 15 miles away or 30 for a round trip.

Home schooling with the Rekietas, today Mathematics!

"Ok children. Daddy drives 120 miles per day, one trip to see stepmom April is 15miles, how many times can Daddy visit stepmom April each day?"

 

[AltisticRight]

Home schooling the the Rekietas, today Mathematics!

"Ok children. Daddy drives 120 miles per day, one trip to see stepmom April is 15miles, how many times can Daddy visit stepmom April each day?"

daddy made $1000 from YouTube today, daddy's wagyu alla balldoni costs $65 that serves four, how many dishes can daddy make
>None, dad. Because $1500 was given to a fat paedophile

 

[RaptInPlastic]

The reason is that Nick reached out to him and Wil was starstruck. He’s just a drunk who’s starved for relationships and will settle for a parasocial one with a guy who’s got a more recognized name than his. He’s a fucking loser.

Jesus Prison Showering Christ, how fucking sad is that? For real.
Also I was crawling through the various adjacents to Rekieta, and there is a pile on directed at a black comics guy. One of his online haters is a horrifyingly fat gay guy, "EVS" and one of the gay guy's other enemies seems to be separated at birth from Rekieta.
The gay guy fought a copyright case against a guy called Peter Polter who is like Rekieta, a trust fund baby, a bisexual sex pervert, not sure if he's married with kids but probably.
Is there actually a type that Rekieta conforms to the same way Melton conforms to the type of the fat diddler?
It implies that maybe the trust fund corrupts males and turns them into pegging addicted fruits or something. Or maybe they have the same kind of horrifying mother.
I keep using the word horrifying because looking into Rekieta's scene, he is not unique. That is the scary part.

ETA
I found it on this site. Fucking rainbow colored vomit, they aren't adjacent to Rekieta, Rekieta is a side character for them. Or was. I thought Rekieta leveled up by using Vic Lasagna. But he also tried to clobber the black comics guy. And the black guy Eric is the one who oneshotted Rekieta over being a failed attorney. So much lore, So much fail. Lol.