Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Anytime you think Nick can't get anymore retarded he manages to outdo himself.

How on earth does he think the judge and his probation officer will react to him talking about being able to cheat on drug tests? They've tangoed with a lot smarter drug addicts than Nick and they will absolutely buttfuck him hard over the next five years. He's absolutely going to end up in prison as they've pretty much set him up to fail and Nick's doing nothing to counter that notion.

Who wants to bet his drinks were spiked with a bit of vodka in this stream? No one would ever know, right... and they're not going to do a drug test on easter Sunday, so party on.

 

[Vibralldo]

It is a technically fair accusation, however those "NERDS" he hates made his youtube career, he is only using it as an insult cause they turned off his stream when he became a degenerate coke head who watched his wife get fucked by Aaron.

Nick's a former nerd that liked lolicon anime, warhammer, and video games that made friends with other nerds.

Then he replaced all his hobbies with drugs and thought that made him cooler than his friends, but it really just made him a junkie loser.

 

[hesaback]

If he tries using accidental alcohol in food as an excuse he will get nowhere, same as using mouthwash or hand sanitiser. Even more so if he is on a tag.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick's a former nerd that liked lolicon anime, warhammer, and video games that made friends with other nerds.

Then he replaced all his hobbies with drugs and thought that made him cooler than his friends, but it really just made him a junkie loser.

Did he? because I don't think I have ever really seen him talk in depth about any of those subjects except when he played (lawyer game) Phoenix Write.

 

[Je$ter]

Anytime you think Nick can't get anymore retarded he manages to outdo himself.

How on earth does he think the judge and his probation officer will react to him talking about being able to cheat on drug tests? They've tangoed with a lot smarter drug addicts than Nick and they will absolutely buttfuck him hard over the next five years. He's absolutely going to end up in prison as they've pretty much set him up to fail and Nick's doing nothing to counter that notion.

Who wants to bet his drinks were spiked with a bit of vodka in this stream? No one would ever know, right... and they're not going to do a drug test on easter Sunday, so party on.

This is absolutely Nick's line of thinking.... "Hey can't get caught when the next day is a holiday so I'm going to squeeze in some drinking while I can"... total addict mindset

 

[not william stenchever]

This is called a performative, and typically precede the exact thing you say you aren't going to do.

Barak Obama did that shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

How do you become even more of a gay nigger that lies as easily as he breathes than Barrack Obama? I suggest we give Rackets the Nobel prize that King Nigger never deserved.

I know one patriot that doesn’t have guns

Senator Armstrong didn't need firearms with guns like those. The nanomachines helped too I suppose.

 

[Vibralldo]

He was talking about how it’s impossible to cheat a piss test and how he wouldn’t need to cos he never had a drug problem lol

Funny and weird that he coincidentally was researching how to cheat a piss test right before he had to start regularly taking piss tests

Not an addict, though

 

[Vibralldo]

Did he? because I don't think I have ever really seen him talk in depth about any of those subjects except when he played (lawyer game) Phoenix Write.

Here's Nick being a 40k nerd with the PKA podcast

Here's Nick holding up his physical copy of Redo of a Healer, an anime where an underage magician boy gets raped repeatedly by underage girls, but then turns back time and rapes everyone that raped him as revenge:


Nick is 100% a nerd, he just thought drugs would make him cool which makes him even MORE of a nerd

That or he bought a bunch of warhammer books and a single child rape anime to attempt to pretend he was a nerd which is even more pathetic than actually liking them.

 

[oh no im late for school]

I sleep through Rekieta's streams, and I’m slowly watching them now while clipping some parts. I’m not sure if this was an already known fact that I missed, but the presumptive sentence—the "gumbint's gun barrel," according to Nick—he is facing if he violates his probation is 21 months.

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yeah, i put the sentencing guidelines grid i posted in here last year over in the case thread on friday night

Post in thread 'State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte'

Apr 19, 2025

ok gentlemen, felt bored and decided to do a little outline

so as mentioned earlier the original charge was for 25 grams or more. this was a second degree drug crime under 152.022 subdivision 2 (a)(1)

the person unlawfully possesses one or more mixtures of a total weight of 25 grams or more containing cocaine or methamphetamine

under the plea it was reduced to a third degree drug crime as shown in today's paperwork, under 152.023 subdivision 2 (a)(1)

on one or more occasions within a 90-day period the person unlawfully possesses one or more mixtures of a total...

• oh no im late for school

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[Depressed_Oni]

"I replaced all my hobbies with drugs"- Nick Rekieta, not a junkie.
He unironically went from Plastic Crack (warhammer) to acutal crack to galaxy gas/whippets.
in conclusion, Warhammer is a gateway drug. Just say no to 40k.

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[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I hope MNPublicRecords is Dan Sletta. Imagine being such a monstrous asshole that your father-in-law is your most powerful alog.

Such kino

Nick needs to stop copying Ralph and other lolcows. It’s shameful.

 

[Hateocracy]

Spoiler: Source

Didn't have time to clip it, but wanted to note this here, didn't see it referenced anywhere else:

At timestamp 00:58:55, Meme Copium says:

"Bob? Uhm...I have to wait for a certain event, ok? I have to wait for a certain da--event. But the information I have is not just from Drex, there's other people who have reached out to me, who have verified their identity who is not Aaron, by the way, that have told me some concerning details. But, uhm...I'm kinda waiting, if the body cam comes maybe. We'll have to see. It's kinda pointless to put it out there if there's not anything to support it."

== Addendum ==
At timestamp 01:00:17 Meme Copium clarifies his previous statement slightly:

"On a scale of one to ten? Uhm...that's hard to rate. I'd say a seven or an eight. Not like, totally crazy, but...I think that...severe enough that it would probably alienate certain people that are still washing the Baldo."

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Well, after all that my main take away is this, he’s doomed to repeat and hurt the people around him.
Real piece of shit.

LOTY 3-PEAT IS CONFIRMED BABY!

 

[AnOminous]

I’m not describing it perfectly, but I am not a food chemist. @AltisticRight and probably @AnOminous (much better cook than me

Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).

 

[Kosher Dill]

Actually, on the topic of "losing his hobbies", what were Nick's hobbies before drugs? All the anime/nerd stuff was always very perfunctory, since he just picked them up to curry favor with his Vic-fan audience. Warhammer, I think people said he seemed to at least read the books, but it always struck me as just more junk to stack on his shelves - he surely never played the game.
Did he have anything at all besides being a Juju fan and a hobbyist streamer?
Whiskey collecting? That amateur theater stuff he did with Qayla? I dunno.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

It´s fucking day 1 one his "new life" and he is already reneging his guilty plea. This is levels of niggering never seen before

Lots of people act like this when they get home from court and run their mouths. Most are smart enough to not broadcast it.

Nick has also continued his Chris Chan transformation by mocking Sean by eating a sandwich, identically to something CWC did to make fun of another fat man, except it was a pizza.

What kind of sandwich was it?

He's also accusing the courts of deliberately leaking his sentencing recordations, says it violated his rights.

The only reason we know the recommendation was from the Barneswalker's motion. White could have filed it under seal, but we know he's a tard.

Him mentioning that challenging the drug result is "nigh impossible". He also randomly mentions his law school before dropping the point, definitely didn't cook his mind with nitrous!
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"It's too hard. We'll probably lose. I am le tired"

Government corruption is destroying his family's life and he folds because its hard. What a pussy.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This retard is going to be back in jail before Father's Day weekend. Don't worry, his kids won't even notice a difference.

He'll be easier for the kids to find if he's in jail

 

[Captain Manning]

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This might be my favourite bit from @MNPublicRecords' latest drop. Clearly, the Balldo Anti-Pope is locked in for a long-term deepstrike alog campaign against Nick — and I’m here for it.

Suffah Rackets, Suffah!

I know whatever he had wasn't the CPS shit because Nick got that locked up.

BTW, I was completely wrong about April being gone and living with her parents, but because I've been shown to be wrong due to @MNPublicRecords coming back I actually am quite happy. Thrilled, even.

Did he? because I don't think I have ever really seen him talk in depth about any of those subjects except when he played (lawyer game) Phoenix Write.

He was/is a casual weeb. He'd talk about shows like Evangelion, but frequently get things wrong.

Like he had to be told 863 times that Amanda Winn Lee voiced Rei, and not Misato. I think it was a chameleon maneuver to try to appeal to the Weebwars audience he was courting for their money during Vic. Just like he's laying the lolbertarian and Trump crap on thick now. That's his new audience.

He is legit a WH40k fan though. I think he owns the entire Black Library (or nearly so) in both physical and e-book form. He even sent me a WH40k fanfic he wrote once.

So him thinking "nerd" is a good insult to go with is... interesting, to say the least.

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He thinks Slaanesh and the Dark Eldar are "hilarious."

Which, for him, makes a lot of sense. I am not a big WH40K person, but the impression I got from learning about them is they are both depraved and evil.

 

[Lian Xing]

Lots of people act like this when they get home from court and run their mouths. Most are smart enough to not broadcast it.

It’s so nice that we have an example of what not to do with just about everything in life.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He even sent me a WH40k fanfic he wrote once.

Oh please oh please oh please