Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Xev]

Well Canada will be America soon and then this retard is fair game. No more Canadian tard bux, no more cp on his hard drives without consequence.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

If you do it your thread will get locked and you'll have your blind waifu as pfp once again. Promise

But then how will I be able to get off from my humiliation fetish?

 

[Jarl Varg]

But then how will I be able to get off from my humiliation fetish?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Sorry if I don't reply to all of your posts, I'm preoccupied with jerking off to the idea of slurping down a fat turd from a cute armless neko boy.

 

[PaperRoads]

@Alex Hogendorp, you still didn't answer my questions.

Ew, why do you want to eat my poo? What is it with you and your fascination with farts and shits?

@Alex Hogendorp, can you bring back Funky The Clown?

Have you shown this thread to your family yet? Without hiding anything of course

BTW did you know that The Purple Sacramentan decided to stop being your friend because of your gross fetishes?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fuck it. I’m designing your favorite artist’s OCs 100 times. Have reposts. Enjoy art prison, stalker child
New art will come soon to increase difficulty in editing armless content.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

If you do it your thread will get locked and you'll have your blind waifu as pfp once again. Promise

Another buddy of his got her thread locked recently, it totally works!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Fuck it. I’m designing your favorite artist’s OCs 100 times. Have reposts. Enjoy art prison, stalker child
New art will come soon to increase difficulty in editing armless content.
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Only 100 times? Pfft... amateur.

 

[rel=alternate]

Is it just me or this might actually not be Alex?

I don't know why, but it seems like it's too well written or witty for our boy.

I edit out the arms with photoshop.

Make me

But then how will I be able to get off from my humiliation fetish?

Sorry if I don't reply to all of your posts, I'm preoccupied with jerking off to the idea of slurping down a fat turd from a cute armless neko boy.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Only 100 times? Pfft... amateur.

Whatever you say so. I’ll even redesign Noushintou Hoshi’s OCs.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Sorry if I don't reply to all of your posts, I'm preoccupied with jerking off to the idea of slurping down a fat turd from a cute armless neko boy.

You really are trying WAY too hard, Alex. But it's amusing watching you publicly debase yourself so please do carry on.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Is it just me or this might actually not be Alex?

I don't know why, but it seems like it's too well written or witty for our boy.

As deviant as the content is, I've been wondering myself.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE FOR BEING STUPID RACIST NAZI NIGGERS. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Is it just me or this might actually not be Alex?

I don't know why, but it seems like it's too well written or witty for our boy.

maybe he had some post nut clarity

 

[NaggotFigger]

ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE FOR BEING STUPID RACIST NAZI NIGGERS. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

I knew it hitting him right at home with his lesbian amateur mangaka!

 

[crackers breakfast]

i am honestly started laughing from sudden erp bcuz this shit is absurd lmfao
it is even real alex?? imagine if his account got breached

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I just busted the biggest fucking nut of my life to some armless shota fart porn. I bet you guys think I'm pretty cool now?

 

[PaperRoads]

Is it just me or this might actually not be Alex?

I don't know why, but it seems like it's too well written or witty for our boy.

Unless Alex gave his account to BBL (which would be pretty funny), I do think it's him.

We're probably in the "Kiwifarms can't hurt me if I admit to everything and I'm proud of it" part of the Alex cycle. It's definitely a bit different from what we've seen from Alex so far, but he lost two of his friends, so he's probably acting like he's got nothing to lose.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Another buddy of his got her thread locked recently, it totally works!

Did you hear that
@hog? It's a Josh Allen certified method

 

[Sperg Spectating]

ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE FOR BEING STUPID RACIST NAZI NIGGERS. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

How'd you spent Easter? I'd assume alone in your room. I personally enjoyed hitler's birthday with my family, it's sad you can't say the same.