Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[PaperRoads]

You know, he's probably into that.

He is.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Nope, I'm loud and proud about my deviancy. Put it on record that I, Alex Hogendorp, am a fat retarded gay pedophile who looks like Armenian Corey and I also have a scat and rape fetish and I want to fuck my sister.

I’m not sure that you understand that this will permanently show up on background checks for you name. What will papa Hogendorp think when he reads this? Oh well, not like you’ll ever get a job anyway.


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[Alex Hogendorp]

Alex could hold a job. He could a be cart person, he could restock shelves, he could clean toilets, he could stack items in boxes etc.... The world of shitty jobs is Alex's oyster. But he is too comfy with his tardbux to even try.

Why would I get a job when I can jerk off to armless shota all day?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You know, he's probably into that.

Into padded cells or into Emily? Yes to both

 

[Jarl Varg]

At this rate, you'll claim you want to fuck your parents as well.

He royally fucked their lives, when he was born.

 

[rel=alternate]

Why would I get a job when I can jerk off to armless shota all day?

I get the feeling your next high IQ play is going to claim you were hacked. Good luck with that retard.

 

[PaperRoads]

Why would I get a job when I can jerk off to armless shota all day?

Didn't you literally say you would stop jacking off just a few moments ago?

It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Hello nigger, I’m reposting Suhail. Mine now, you fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Didn't you literally say you would stop jacking off just a few moments ago?

Nope.

Hello nigger, I’m reposting Suhail. Mine now, you fat faggot with bitch tits.
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I goon to all of your art. Please make more.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I goon to all of your art. Please make more.

I doubt so, they are not armless

 

[Jason Wynn]

Fucking kill yourself already, Alex.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I goon to all of your art. Please make more.

No. I’ll torture you and pull your teeth out when I do it.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I doubt so, they are not armless

I edit out the arms with photoshop.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I edit out the arms with photoshop.

Shame you can't edit out the eraser dust from your shitty drawings that way

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

Please, man…

 

[Meiwaku]

I edit out the arms with photoshop.

Prove it

 

[PaperRoads]

Yep.

So you admit you're just a hypocrite, fat monkey.

BTW did you know that The Purple Sacramentan decided to stop being your friend because of your gross fetishes?

 

[The Un-Clit]

*rapes you and eats your poo*

Rut roh, raggy! Do your folks know you are visiting the Epik Ween Trollin' Farms, Alex?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Prove it

Make me

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Make me

If you do it your thread will get locked and you'll have your blind waifu as pfp once again. Promise