Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Looks like Alex has finally figured out how to hide his online status.
That means he was online not too long ago.webp
You're not slick @Alex Hogendorp, come here.
 
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Alex Hogendorp said:
It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.
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Make sure to post here every time your applications get denied, I'm sure background checks are going to be real fun for you.
 
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Alex Hogendorp said:
It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.
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Yes, seems like you're on track to better your life. Posting in your fucking thread after making a whole song and dance about quitting the Internet.
 
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