Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Fishmalk Observer]

You know what fuck you guys. It was a mistake ever coming back here. You guys are the most obsessive hateful group of people I've ever met. I'm never returning to this stupid thread.

see you in 10, faggot

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

And to think Bear Hammer said we should move this to lolcows of history.

 

[Xev]

And to think Bear Hammer said we should move this to lolcows of history.

Well he's certainly no Paper Roads so no one took it seriously

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Well, that was quick.
Fuck you, Alex.

 

[IKOL]

*rapes you and eats your poo*

>POPE IZ DED

YAAAAY! Now it's a great day to celebrate, I'm sure nothing will make it feel grim or brainro~

>But wait limbless lolis cunnyseur and canuck dollar store Antichrist Alex is back

Fuck I jinxed too soon...

Hello Alex!

 

[Jarl Varg]

Alex and @Emily Cassidy should do a collab

They totally need to hook up. Both wanna be pedos, both retarded, and both make atrocious "artwork". They'd be perfect for each other.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Placing bets on whether or not Alex has already murdered and raped (in that order) his entire family and we are witnessing his final crash out arc before he jumps in front of a moving train only to survive limbless and in prison.

I would never murder my family.

 

[PaperRoads]

I would never murder my family.

Yeah, you'd rather have sex with them.

Also that was quick lol

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I would never murder my family.

Duh, you are too much of a retard to actually accomplish it

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I would never murder my family.

HE COULDN'T LAST 10 MINUTES LOLLLL

 

[Xev]

Yeah, you'd rather fuck them.

Also that was quick lol

He probably went to jerk off to armless children real fast

 

[Red flaming panda]

>I would never murder my family.

 

[rel=alternate]

Placing bets on whether or not Alex has already murdered and raped (in that order) his entire family and we are witnessing his final crash out arc before he jumps in front of a moving train only to survive limbless and in prison.

This sounds like a lot of efforts, I would bet against.

 

[PaperRoads]

@Alex Hogendorp, could you atleast tell us why you changed your YT channel name to "Anti Lil Puff"?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Since that 'im leaving again' post was clearly sarcastic, and the 'id never kill my family' but leaving rape on the table is wittier then usual for Alex, I'm staring to come around to the idea Alex gave his login to Bargain Bin Laden.

 

[Xev]

Alex, why don't you show us on the doll where you touched your sisters



Jfc this IS the thumbnail

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

You know what fuck you guys. It was a mistake ever coming back here. You guys are the most obsessive hateful group of people I've ever met. I'm never returning to this stupid thread.

NOBODY here is your friend, youre a fucked up faggot with fucked up fetishes.
You couldnt even rape your pillow.

 

[IKOL]

I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff

Definitely not with my passive help through proper tg roast.
Mleh.

I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to.

The hands of autistic limbless molestrer in fursuit have wrote this.

I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.

Ah! At least something worth to hear in a good while.

You're still limbless molester bud and that'll stay this way forewer thanks to Yu-Gi-Oh.

 

[Spergichu]

I would never murder my family.

But just to clarify, you would chop off their limbs, eat their shit and make them your sex slaves? Also,

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I await news of your obituary.