Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 22.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 29.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 41 14.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 95 33.2%

  • Total voters
    286
I got a similar impression watching that stream. He came across as extremely childish, with a kindergarten-level understanding of the situation he's in—very self-centered and detached from reality.
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This kind of stubborn, self-sabotaging behavior is exactly why it’s safe to say the corn harvest is far from over.
Thank you for all the great videos you compile about the junkie cuck.
So much informative shit in a condenced form.
Unironically wishing your channel gets million subscribers and the blessings of all Pajeet-algorithm in youtube.

@elb also doing great work with the clipping

Get fucked Cuck Pope, stream some more content for us please.
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Rekieta is the ultimate example for me of the stereotypical libertarian retard. I would be lying if I said I didn't still have some libertarian leanings myself, but Rekieta is far too retarded to make any libertarian ideology look compelling

I dont know that Nick really has any ideological basis for his behavior.His attempts to play libertarian are as false as his attempts to play the christian. He is a selfish manipulative liar. He is also more libertine than libertarian. He isn't even an adult in that he doesn't support himself or his family financially. The only difference him and every other punk-ass out of control rich kid is that he constantly lies about who and what he is.
 
I dont know that Nick really has any ideological basis for his behavior.His attempts to play libertarian are as false as his attempts to play the christian. He is a selfish manipulative liar. He is also more libertine than libertarian. He isn't even an adult in that he doesn't support himself or his family financially. The only difference him and every other punk-ass out of control rich kid is that he constantly lies about who and what he is.
Spot on accuracy. Especially the "manipulative liar" part. That is all Nick is and has ever been. He is a manipulative liar. Through and through. If you're still reading this Nick, we don't believe you... Please give your kids to someone who actually cares and then kill yourself
 
I've known people with drug problems, I'm sure a lot of us have.

Some of those have the devil's luck, they do a bunch of drugs and stupid shit, run around until they realize almost out of the blue that they have important things to do and then just live their rest of their lives. I've seen it in heavy drinkers too, the kind of drinker that isn't content to sit around but wants to get into fist fights and break things. I knew a guy in collage who would drink like a fish and do crazy shit all the time, flipped his car at least twice and just had to crawl out of it and get it flipped back over. Then one day he met a nice girl, got married and had a family and now just has a couple beers when we get together for collage reunions while the rest of us rotten old bastards get loaded. Those people are incredibly rare individuals. Nick Rekieta is not one of them.

Other people get so bad so fast that they have to adopt sobriety as a lifestyle. From an outside observer it seems like the first thing they have to do when becoming friends with someone is to let them know that they are a recovering addict. It's a permanent part of their life that they have to be open about or it'll just destroy them. I have another friend like this, probably one of the smartest and most successful guys I know. It's a thing he's had to make a large part of himself which is a very difficult thing to do. Nick Rekieta doesn't do difficult things.

Then there's the people that never quit. Drugs aren't a big deal, old friends and family are being mean, actually they didn't even do drugs that week, their boss was a piece of shit for firing them, their old friends and family are heartless for cutting them out of their life, it's not the drugs ruining everything it's muh mentals, actually the drugs help muh mentals, I'm not like one of those stupid addicts and person who also does drugs said it's totally fine (feel free to grab any of those if you want, Nick). The list goes on and on. I've known plenty of people like that. One of them doesn't have a functioning liver and another one is dead. Nick Rekieta acts an awful lot like those people.

My point is, if you find yourself being irritated by Nick's hubris, just remember what camp he probably falls in.
 
We have Keanu's account of things April has said to her. April and Nick were doing Galaxy Gas last fall.



I think we have the family court records through mid-July and he was not cooperating or in compliance with CPS up to that point. He did one voluntary drug test around the time of the arrest and then refused to disclose the result in the CPS family court process. It can be assumed that in the period after the family court records we have access to cease that Nick was still resisting any cooperating with CPS on testing or drug treatment related issues. Then at some point he came into compliance and did a series of things including drug testing and going to "recovery".

My assumption based on observation and probable court timelines only is that he began to cooperate probably in mid or late August. Then he went through "recovery" (what he called recovery), his chemical assessment and started drug & alcohol testing.
I seem to recall the last family court doc being around mid June before sealed. The gist being he needed to pee clean x amount of weeks. He wasted a few weeks trying to fight it, rather than peeing clean.

I'm sure someone with encyclopedia knowledge can break down the timeline.
 
I seem to recall the last family court doc being around mid June before sealed. The gist being he needed to pee clean x amount of weeks. He wasted a few weeks trying to fight it, rather than peeing clean.

I'm sure someone with encyclopedia knowledge can break down the timeline.

Any timeline provided by anyone is a guess. Because we don't have the full information. If people wish to believe that one day after the last family court transcript available, that the judge ruled on all of Nick outstanding motions, that Nick changed his mind about drug testing that day and took a drug test the day after that, they are of course entitled to their opinion.
 
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Thank goodness for the Third World Aristocrat videos making Rekieta actually watchable, but it's still fucking unbearable just how fucking STOOPID he is. Nigga's using 7000 words to say "I'm only sorry I got caught" as if it's some sort of novel concept. It probably is a novel concept to his Swiss-cheese holey wetbrain. Nigga, it's assumed that you're only sorry you got caught, that's why you're asked to show contrition in the legal court and the court of public opinion. If you're proud of what you did, then just say it loud and proud and eat the 30 days in jail, you faggot.

I'm pro drugs, but I think they should be illegal in the case of Nick Rekieta.

"The DARE program is bullshit." Yeah, I think we all realized that when we were 16 and tried weed for the first time, Nick. How about you stop doing incredible amounts of damage to the cause of people who want reasonable drug laws by not leaving bullets of cocaine on the couch near Aaron Imholte's 4-year-old daughter, while being a public-facing individual.

Rekieta is the ultimate example for me of the stereotypical libertarian retard. I would be lying if I said I didn't still have some libertarian leanings myself, but Rekieta is far too retarded to make any libertarian ideology look compelling.
He really is the ultimate libertardian hypocrite. Rekieta advocated for the ideology that we're all mostly good if left to our own devices, then proceeds to DRIVE DRUNK, which is a clear violation of the NAP. Not only that, but he has his own fucking kids in the car.

I don't know if people go in on the drunk driving enough. Even if he magically purged all the whiskey from his system before getting in his car after an all-night drunk stream, driving on one hour of sleep may as well be drunk driving. It's considered bad, you know, because of all the DEATH. Also, it is probably what contributed to the raid on his house the most. Churchgoers noticing "hey, didn't that guy - who reeks of whiskey and keeps going into the bathroom to do cocaine to stay awake - drive his kids here? That seems dangerous."

Before he got holes in his brain, Rekieta used to make compelling arguments about why it is generally beneficial for a citizen to oppose his government wherever possible, because it ensures that the only laws that exist are the ones that are absolutely necessary (you know, like ones against drunk driving, for example). Now, his only principle is that the law should not apply specifically to Nick Rekieta.

He's also made me question my own lolbertardian beliefs. The guy has done so much damage to libertarian thought, it's amazing.
 
Nick: SEAN IS FAT! FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!! HE EATS.... SANDWICHES!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH IMAGINE SLICED TURKEY ON WHOLE WHEAT BREAD WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, A NICE CHEESE AND SOME MUSTARD.. HAHAAHAHA TOTAL FATTY FOOD FOR FATS LIKE SEAN!! HAVE I MENTIONED SEAN IS FAT??? THAT'S WHY HE EATS UNHEALTHY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Nick:
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Someone make it make sense.
Nick uses an electric range, that's how you know he lies about how he likes to cook and in fact hates it.
 
Any timeline provided by anyone is a guess. Because we don't have the full information. If people wish to believe that one day after the last family court transcript available, that the judge ruled on all of Nick outstanding motions, that Nick changed his mind about drug testing that day and took a drug test the day after that, they are of course entitled to their opinion.
It's a rough guess, sure, but not as rough as you make out. The guardian and cps lawyer were quite specific on the drug/alcohol testing timeline and you can line that up to when Rekieta said "case resolved" and then later, early November, "case closed".

I am being lazy here. I could dig through old posts, but I'm quite sure he was essentially peeing clean from mid June and then started again the very day he said case closed in November. That's a few days before he leaked Aaron's browsing history.
 
A well-placed source told me that Nick did not miss that oft-mentioned test, but he was late for it and arrived with April. Whereas Kayla came in on the same day, on time. The same source said that Kayla passed all of her drug tests but Nick did not. This person also confirmed that the eight year old girl was tested multiple times and all tests came back positive for cocaine.

If Nick has proof to the contrary of any of this, it would be very easy for him to share it. For some reason he has failed to do so thus far.
 
He's also made me question my own lolbertardian beliefs. The guy has done so much damage to libertarian thought, it's amazing.
Libertarianism relies upon the concept that people can be responsibly self-governing.
Unfortunately, the Earth is populated by much unscrupulous nigger cattle who will abuse self-governance to hurt their fellow man.
Nick is a prime example of nigger cattle, A5 Wagyu Nigger Cattle if you will.

What really grinds my gears is Nick's fake cope that "The church reporters were wrong, they don't understand drugs, how can I be both lethargic and erratic?"
You stupid cuckold nigger cattle, you streamed drunk until the early hours of the morning, drove your kids around with only a few hours sleep, likely still under the influence and then perked up with some Columbian marching powder. It is natural people would see you in both states, you disingenuous fuck.
 
Really wish people would stop calling Nick a libertarian like I wish they would quit calling him a Christian. Nick is none of that. He's very obviously none of that. He has no core beliefs, no guiding principles, and does not see himself as part of anything larger than himself. He's never had to work, he's never had to struggle. Life plopped money and opportunity into his lap and he squandered it. Nick's decision making operates purely at the dopamine receptor level. Once he accepts he's never going to get that hit from streaming again, he'll quit that too.
 
Nick: SEAN IS FAT! FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!! HE EATS.... SANDWICHES!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAH IMAGINE SLICED TURKEY ON WHOLE WHEAT BREAD WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, A NICE CHEESE AND SOME MUSTARD.. HAHAAHAHA TOTAL FATTY FOOD FOR FATS LIKE SEAN!! HAVE I MENTIONED SEAN IS FAT??? THAT'S WHY HE EATS UNHEALTHY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Nick:
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Someone make it make sense.
"It is fun to watch his skills and creativity come out in his dishes" that's something a teacher says about your kid making PBJ and egg sandwiches in class.
 
Hot take:

I think Barnes is more dangerous than Nick now.

Reason being that while Barnes is full of shit, he has an air of credibility among those who are ignorant but innocent still. Whereas Nick is so obviously fucked in the head that you have to be practically braindead to not catch on that he's insane. You have to actually explain to somebody why Barnes is full of crap, whereas Nick's case is now more of a prima facie one.

Put another way, Barnes is where Nick was like five years ago. Benefitting from the perception of credibility.
 
Really wish people would stop calling Nick a libertarian like I wish they would quit calling him a Christian. Nick is none of that. He's very obviously none of that. He has no core beliefs, no guiding principles, and does not see himself as part of anything larger than himself. He's never had to work, he's never had to struggle. Life plopped money and opportunity into his lap and he squandered it. Nick's decision making operates purely at the dopamine receptor level. Once he accepts he's never going to get that hit from streaming again, he'll quit that too.
Yeah that's a called a libertarian
 
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