Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Unlicensed Shitposter said:
All I know is if she does get pregnant I feel bad for their child the most. Especially if it's Crystal Weston Chandler.
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Well we do know the Weston eggs were still kicking when Barb was in her 40s but just barely.

I'll be somewhat fair - and I think I'm right -that Chris was a surprise and she didn't think she could have another kid but there you go.

One "accident" later and here we are on this forum.

But if they were going to make a half human half Moomin, they would need to get the jump on it.
Even Chris didn't seem to think it was possible when he laid the rumors to rest.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Well we do know the Weston eggs were still kicking when Barb was in her 40s but just barely.

I'll be somewhat fair - and I think I'm right -that Chris was a surprise and she didn't think she could have another kid but there you go.

One "accident" later and here we are on this forum.

But if they were going to make a half human half Moomin, they would need to get the jump on it.
Even Chris didn't seem to think it was possible when he laid the rumors to rest.
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I feel like Chris hasn't shared all of his inner thoughts on the subject over the years and probably believes that if he were to have a daughter he should groom her to be his bride. Call it a hunch. A horrifying one at that.
 
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Guys, Chris isn't having a baby.

The one girl who was willing to has not been in Chris's life for almost 4 years.

My guess is that Flutter is a well-off gal pal that doesn't need to work or get paid and just have some kind of weird fascination with Chris.

There is nothing hinting that these two are dating at all.
 
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Jason Wynn said:
I can’t understand how at the very least Flutter isn’t absolutely put off and disgusted by how this retard eats. I know if I was on a lunch date with someone and they started eating like a fucking toddler it would kill any attraction I had for them.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Who in the fuck would like watching him cram nearly an entire piece of cake in his mouth, chew with his mouth open, and shower them with crumbs when he tries talking while chewing, because you just know Chris will do all of that.

Remember too, all the while Chris has never learned how to properly release body gas, so she's audience to him loudly belching and blowing huge farts at random times.
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Maybe it's all part of her fetish? A disheveled, severly mentally ill manchild who fucked his mom and can't keep his burps/farts in? Maybe it's what gets her rocks off--she is with him after all.
 
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I just realized it's kind of funny that Flutter is the female embodiment of the various "Anon is a ghost" copypasta
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Statix_Shark said:
Maybe it's all part of her fetish? A disheveled, severly mentally ill manchild who fucked his mom and can't keep his burps/farts in? Maybe it's what gets her rocks off--she is with him after all.
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It could be, but Chris is the perfect storm of autism where he's not just that, he's insufferable in nearly everything he does. Being a slob is one thing, but then having to listen to him drone on incessantly about his incredibly boring universes or how he's actually Jesus Christ endlessly is a whole other can of Fanta. Wasn't the first time they were spotted, Chris trying to "correct" her over something in the supermarket? So now add in Chris thinking he knows more than her. That shit right there would get under anyone's skin after awhile.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
There's still some incest since Hitler did fuck his young niece, but I guess that is a Chad move compared to Chris fucking his decrepit mother out of sheer desperation.
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Did he actually fuck the niece or just marry her?

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Maybe it's all part of her fetish? A disheveled, severly mentally ill manchild who fucked his mom and can't keep his burps/farts in? Maybe it's what gets her rocks off--she is with him after all.
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Oddly enough there are women who do put up with atrocious slobs.

Granted Chris pushes the envelope, but it’s still not impossible.
 
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demicolon said:
Hitler did not rape his mother, therefore Chris is WORSE THAN HITLER!
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Ehhhh. But didn't Hitler kill a lot of people?

I mean some of them were children right?

Both are despicable and disgusting but to vastly different degrees.

But who knows, Hitler might have killed Chris on contact had he known what Chris had done.
 
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FinnSven said:
Did he actually fuck the niece or just marry her?
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He couldn't marry her, from what I remember he kept their relationship secret (only a few higher ups of his party knew about her) and was obsessed with her, he basically kept her trapped inside his house. Until she shot herself in the head, which devastated him.

edit: I checked and she was actually Hitler's half niece, her mother was his half-sister.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Ehhhh. But didn't Hitler kill a lot of people?

I mean some of them were children right?

Both are despicable and disgusting but to vastly different degrees.

But who knows, Hitler might have killed Chris on contact had he known what Chris had done.
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Hitler would have just had Chris sent straight to Auschwitz and immediately gassed.

They probably wouldn’t have even bothered stripping and shaving him, hell, maybe not even shoved him in the chamber but put him directly in the furnace.

He would deserve it though for making the grim train ride for the heebs in the boxcar with him suffer far worse than they would have anyway.

But Chris would tick all of the wrong boxes.

Physically and mentally degenerate.
Genetically imperfect.
Morally reprehensible.
Decedent and lazy.
Though the tranny thing, contrary to Troonish claims the Nazis actually recognized doctors notes for cross dressers and trannies, so that wouldn’t actually be an issue.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It could be, but Chris is the perfect storm of autism where he's not just that, he's insufferable in nearly everything he does. Being a slob is one thing, but then having to listen to him drone on incessantly about his incredibly boring universes or how he's actually Jesus Christ endlessly is a whole other can of Fanta. Wasn't the first time they were spotted, Chris trying to "correct" her over something in the supermarket? So now add in Chris thinking he knows more than her. That shit right there would get under anyone's skin after awhile.
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Yeah I was watching the shortened version of the interview with Chris by GamerFromMars. How Chris just starts blabbing about random things all the time would be maddening after a while. It also reminded me of him jabbering in the back of the cop car when he was arrested. No wonder the police thought Chris was on drugs.

For Flutter to be fine with this? When she looks like a rather quiet and reserved person to me, is a bit of a tall order. Sure it's possible, but I just don't see someone flying in from another country to listen to Chris prattle on and on about him being Jesus and his imaginary Sonichus from another dimension.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Guys, Chris isn't having a baby.

The one girl who was willing to has not been in Chris's life for almost 4 years.

My guess is that Flutter is a well-off gal pal that doesn't need to work or get paid and just have some kind of weird fascination with Chris.

There is nothing hinting that these two are dating at all.
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I really hope you’re right, or that she’s a wrangler, anything else would be disturbing. But I’d be surprised if any of his saga didn’t take the most disturbing twist possible.
 
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