Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[King Kiwi]

All I know is if she does get pregnant I feel bad for their child the most. Especially if it's Crystal Weston Chandler.

Well we do know the Weston eggs were still kicking when Barb was in her 40s but just barely.

I'll be somewhat fair - and I think I'm right -that Chris was a surprise and she didn't think she could have another kid but there you go.

One "accident" later and here we are on this forum.

But if they were going to make a half human half Moomin, they would need to get the jump on it.
Even Chris didn't seem to think it was possible when he laid the rumors to rest.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

Flutter is Chris's Eva Braun.

 

[Unlicensed Shitposter]

Well we do know the Weston eggs were still kicking when Barb was in her 40s but just barely.

I'll be somewhat fair - and I think I'm right -that Chris was a surprise and she didn't think she could have another kid but there you go.

One "accident" later and here we are on this forum.

But if they were going to make a half human half Moomin, they would need to get the jump on it.
Even Chris didn't seem to think it was possible when he laid the rumors to rest.

I feel like Chris hasn't shared all of his inner thoughts on the subject over the years and probably believes that if he were to have a daughter he should groom her to be his bride. Call it a hunch. A horrifying one at that.

 

[deadson]

I feel like Chris hasn't shared all of his inner thoughts on the subject over the years and probably believes that if he were to have a daughter he should groom her to be his bride. Call it a hunch. A horrifying one at that.

Ah yes, the monster that is his daughter/sister/wife... not a nightmare as all.

 

[King Kiwi]

Guys, Chris isn't having a baby.

The one girl who was willing to has not been in Chris's life for almost 4 years.

My guess is that Flutter is a well-off gal pal that doesn't need to work or get paid and just have some kind of weird fascination with Chris.

There is nothing hinting that these two are dating at all.

 

[Statix_Shark]

I can’t understand how at the very least Flutter isn’t absolutely put off and disgusted by how this retard eats. I know if I was on a lunch date with someone and they started eating like a fucking toddler it would kill any attraction I had for them.

Who in the fuck would like watching him cram nearly an entire piece of cake in his mouth, chew with his mouth open, and shower them with crumbs when he tries talking while chewing, because you just know Chris will do all of that.

Remember too, all the while Chris has never learned how to properly release body gas, so she's audience to him loudly belching and blowing huge farts at random times.

Maybe it's all part of her fetish? A disheveled, severly mentally ill manchild who fucked his mom and can't keep his burps/farts in? Maybe it's what gets her rocks off--she is with him after all.

 

[cugel]

Chris devouring his lunch

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Damn they look like an actual horror thing, like he would be in the sawyer famliy.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I just realized it's kind of funny that Flutter is the female embodiment of the various "Anon is a ghost" copypasta