Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Unlicensed Shitposter said:
All I know is if she does get pregnant I feel bad for their child the most. Especially if it's Crystal Weston Chandler.
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Well we do know the Weston eggs were still kicking when Barb was in her 40s but just barely.

I'll be somewhat fair - and I think I'm right -that Chris was a surprise and she didn't think she could have another kid but there you go.

One "accident" later and here we are on this forum.

But if they were going to make a half human half Moomin, they would need to get the jump on it.
Even Chris didn't seem to think it was possible when he laid the rumors to rest.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Well we do know the Weston eggs were still kicking when Barb was in her 40s but just barely.

I'll be somewhat fair - and I think I'm right -that Chris was a surprise and she didn't think she could have another kid but there you go.

One "accident" later and here we are on this forum.

But if they were going to make a half human half Moomin, they would need to get the jump on it.
Even Chris didn't seem to think it was possible when he laid the rumors to rest.
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I feel like Chris hasn't shared all of his inner thoughts on the subject over the years and probably believes that if he were to have a daughter he should groom her to be his bride. Call it a hunch. A horrifying one at that.
 
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Unlicensed Shitposter said:
I feel like Chris hasn't shared all of his inner thoughts on the subject over the years and probably believes that if he were to have a daughter he should groom her to be his bride. Call it a hunch. A horrifying one at that.
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Ah yes, the monster that is his daughter/sister/wife... not a nightmare as all.
 
Guys, Chris isn't having a baby.

The one girl who was willing to has not been in Chris's life for almost 4 years.

My guess is that Flutter is a well-off gal pal that doesn't need to work or get paid and just have some kind of weird fascination with Chris.

There is nothing hinting that these two are dating at all.
 
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