Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

I keep stating this: There are no actual medical professionals advising Lucas definitely none fully ware of the truth of his past providing prescription narcotics. He made this painfully clear he openly stated he obtained them illegally in the past. He's just self diagnosing and justifying the use of the same substances that brought his first crash. He's headed off the cliff again doing all the shit he disavowed and it hasn't even been 12 months. I honestly thought by this current time he'd be dead. By April 2026, I'm wagering my money on literal prostitution to support himself or dead.

Even for a man who grooms children and teaches them how to illegally obtain unsanitary bathtub HRT drugs, mentioning the methods to obtain the narcotics he cooked/cooks his brain with, to his underage audience was low. That did not need to ever be stated. The average Lucas content absorber jumped from 42% to 84% doing that.

Lucas, I hope you live to be 100 years old, you balding. hunchback, child abusing. commie, dickless abomination, social parasite.
 
My bet is the trip to Canada becomes permanent and he moves back in with his mother; back down in the goon dungeon he was groomed in.
The best source we have is @Otm Shank, and I believe he is a reliable source on the genesis of what became Lucas. Just as I have this fascination with serial killers and wildly abnormal social behavior I would never want to harass Lucas's mother or his family in any way as they have clearly suffered enough. The dollar-store psychologist in me however, is fucking dying to sit down with Lucas's mother and in a completely respectfully manner just build a psychological profile on who she is to get a better understanding to to what forms a Lolcow like Lucas. Similar to Barb before she went 100% senile, creating CWC. No judgment just questions to understand her and her thoughts and ideals on raising children and such. I think there is something possibly to be learned there for betterment of mankind either way I'd just be fascinated if she gave the most basic of responses to questions I asked her.

To reiterate harassing the family's of cows is incredibly unethical and if it were not the policy of KF I'd be saying the same thing. Leave the family's alone, if they independently say some retarded shit on twitter, it's fair game to call them a retard and explain why. Anything referencing the cow that they are genetically tied to, they have already suffered enough.
 
From what little I've seen of Keffal's mother's online presence (which I think amounts to a photo and a Facebook post), my gut instinct is that she is cut from the same cloth as Adam 'Chibi' White's mother. Both widows left to raise a son whom they didn't know how to handle and either didn't have the heart or the spine to stop them fucking up their lives, so now they have to live with the choices they've made and pretend things aren't as bad as they obviously are.

I think Barb was a genuinely evil manipulative woman even before she started losing her marbles, but Mama Keffals is just soft.
 
From what little I've seen of Keffal's mother's online presence (which I think amounts to a photo and a Facebook post), my gut instinct is that she is cut from the same cloth as Adam 'Chibi' White's mother. Both widows left to raise a son whom they didn't know how to handle and either didn't have the heart or the spine to stop them fucking up their lives, so now they have to live with the choices they've made and pretend things aren't as bad as they obviously are.

I think Barb was a genuinely evil manipulative woman even before she started losing her marbles, but Mama Keffals is just soft.

I should note I have almost zero formal education on psychology or sociology, I barely made it out of highschool. I just find the subjects like mechanical engineering/criminal law far/psychology too fascinating to not independently study them.

Hell, I didn't even know she had a Facebook. I have to speculate that I agree with you, I get this vibe a lot of mothers who lose/ are losing the father of their children early on mentally fall apart as there is no authority figure or male role model for their mutual son or daughter to guide them to adulthood.

A modern day Sigmund Freud would have a fucking field day with Barb. Best I can tell she was somewhere between generic white trash, failed homemaker "Peggy Bundy" type and this overbearing/Karen'ish mother, all with a dash of sociopath and heavy manipulative fear of abandonment mixed in. Yet another Lolcow-adjacent person my own white trash, lack of any formal pysch education, dollar store psychologist self, would love a couch and a time machine for just to see what makes her tick.
 
Keffals mod Velvet has been posting more and more negative things in the past month.
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Last week they posted something about maybe 'not surviving past Saturday'.
This post was later deleted on Sunday and this was posted
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The highs of the "successes" of DKF have long faded and it seems the lows of endless despair are now upon them.
 
Keffals mod Velvet has been posting more and more negative things in the past month.
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Last week they posted something about maybe 'not surviving past Saturday'.
This post was later deleted on Sunday and this was posted
The highs of the "successes" of DKF have long faded and it seems the lows of endless despair are now upon them.
Either low quality suicide baiting, or there's actually something there. Only time will tell
 
So I randomly remembered the whole "Queen's Fart Throne" fiasco and had a laugh about it. I always laugh when I see current day videos about Lucas using my screenshot of the "Fake.. farts..." review :story:

I was looking back at my post and the following replies about it and discovered that this AGP nigger STILL hasn't deleted his ManyVids account (he did purge the videos we managed to snag back then though.)
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☪️ https://www.manyvids.com/Activity/queen_clara/1003486337/club ☪️
 
Hell, I didn't even know she had a Facebook.
The only reason I know she does is because I think it's her who does anniversary posts for Keffals getting his amhole. I'm sure Null covered it on the Keffals person stream.
This post was later deleted on Sunday and this was posted
>"now I have to figure out what to do with the rest of my life"

Get a job?
did this cunt fall off? feel ive noticed a massive dip in this faggots online presence lately
He attempted to make a comeback around about this post. It has been wildly unsuccessful so he's going into business selling artisinal butt plugs instead.
 
Hell, I didn't even know she had a Facebook. I have to speculate that I agree with you, I get this vibe a lot of mothers who lose/ are losing the father of their children early on mentally fall apart as there is no authority figure or male role model for their mutual son or daughter to guide them to adulthood.
The only reason I know she does is because I think it's her who does anniversary posts for Keffals getting his amhole. I'm sure Null covered it on the Keffals person stream.
My associates and I discovered the mom's facebook back in 2022, this is how a lot of the old pictures of Lucas and his troon brother were found. (Notably that one picture of Lucas in a bikini doing the iconic Troon Hunch that every youtuber uses)

This is one of the posts where I uploaded some of the pictures from Lucas' mom's facebook.

I recommend just searching this thread for the words "photo album" or some such, I and some others posted all the photos from facebook back then.
 
Why is Lucas dickriding iDubbbz? Have they even interacted? Is it because Denims (the titty streamer Lucas is trying to skinwalk) is on team iDubbbz? Or because iDubbbz's current target Ethan Klein denounced Lucas during the Vaush horse cock saga?

...god, this online drama sphere shit is so fucking gay.
 
Why is Lucas dickriding iDubbbz? Have they even interacted? Is it because Denims (the titty streamer Lucas is trying to skinwalk) is on team iDubbbz? Or because iDubbbz's current target Ethan Klein denounced Lucas during the Vaush horse cock saga?

...god, this online drama sphere shit is so fucking gay.
Lucas has been wanting the Turkroach to rupture his axe-wound since 2020, he's still thirsting after the faggot lol

Too bad for Lucas that Hasan only likes kids
 
"As long as I stay boring" is a wild thing for a streamer to say :story:
It's funny, the Johmas(Anisa & idubbbz) podcast only hits 3k views in the current year. These people belong in this irrelevant tier together.

Why is Lucas dickriding iDubbbz? Have they even interacted? Is it because Denims (the titty streamer Lucas is trying to skinwalk) is on team iDubbbz? Or because iDubbbz's current target Ethan Klein denounced Lucas during the Vaush horse cock saga?

...god, this online drama sphere shit is so fucking gay.
Nick DeOrio plays a sound bite for donations where Anisa & Ian say "Keffals appreciated the shoutout." They were tangentially aware of each other during DropKiwiFarms, since we were a common enemy to them and they're all radical leftoids.
 
He did update his pfp with a horrifying new selfie.
Remember that app people were obsessed with a few years ago that would take your photo and turn you into the opposite sex? That's what this looks like, except less convincing.
Why is Lucas dickriding iDubbbz? Have they even interacted?
Because he is desperate for any in that could make him relevant again. I'm surprised he's not hit up Ethan Ralph for a spot on the Killstream yet.
 
Guy already turned his dick inside out and got silicone jammed into his torso in a gross walleyed approximation of lifegiving tatas, you're telling me he can't find the time for some hog-butcher to erase those disgusting jowls?


Allegedly Lucas's Father's dying wish was too make his son happy. By "happy", he interpreted this as spending something like 40,000 on cosmetic surgery to create an abomination in constant need of medical upkeep. It's worth a mention Lucas was a die-hard commie quoting Vladimir Lenin and yet taking 40K in free cosmetic surgery money to be a the pretty pretty princess he always dreamed of from a capitalist imperialist colonialist blah blah blah... He was totally cool with taking that sweet amhole cash as long as they hacked his dick off. Now IIRC Lucas waffled back and forth between complaining the audacity people using his father's likeness to make memes and laugh at him and openly shit talked his father for his opposing politcal views both postmortem; and yet simultaneously also made light of him dying of cancer IIRC, yes very confusing. Oh yeah, he supposedly stole his father's meds, because when you're dying of cancer you just know they're gonna give you the premo shit.

There's no more money coming from dad, ergo no more money (or free drugs) for cosmetic surgery. Stay tuned for the Etsy sex toy scam arc of 2025-2026. I'm praying to God to get that one off the ground running as fast as possible the infighting in the trans community is gonna be hilarious all by itself when it implodes.
 
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