What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Male Idiot said:
Anal sex is generally not how parasites reproduce, but shit eating is. But that depends on the animal. Usually the parasites we have aka buttworms have intermediate hosts.

You are Pajeet. Your stomach hurts.
You shit in the designated shitting street.
Your shit gets eaten by a snail. Parasite evolves to level 1.
The snail gets on blades of grass.
Cow eats the snail. Parasite evolves to level 2.
Cow shits and you are a Pajeet, you chow that sweet holyness down.
Parasite gets to level 3, the cycle of Poo repeats.

So if buttworms can mind control they would want you not to be gay, but Hindoodoo.

India is made by buttworms!


Hol up Kang what ya saying is that it was not dem popo that killed Sayint Fentafloyd? Shieet I gonna bust some caps in that covid mufuggas!
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India has more parasites and shit like that than anywhere else.
Parasites can cause birth defects like children having multiple limbs.
Sound familiar?
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Robin's Donuts said:
You got some time to kill?
If you buy into the parasite-pill theory then A LOT of sexual degeneracy now makes sense because the "parasites" in people are pushing people towards such things as anal sex/LGTBBQ+ behaviour as that helps spread them around to the general population. If you are not a porn brained coomer filled with parsites you would find such things as anal sex and rimjobs disgusting as literal shit comes out of the anus.
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Holy shit, this is super interesting. Thank you for sharing. It is a really good question: Why do we treat animals for parasites, but never humans?

I've also been concerned with how normalized degeneracy and promiscuity has been pushed on society. I've always wondered why that is, and how it could be stopped. Parasite infection would make a lot of sense in promiscuous people, as a means of spreading it.
 
Sandshrew said:
Holy shit, this is super interesting. Thank you for sharing. It is a really good question: Why do we treat animals for parasites, but never humans?
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"HUmAnS lIVinG IN dEveloped sOCiEtIes RaRELy CoNtract parASiTES."
Is the answer I've been given.
Just try asking for albendazole in the United States. Just try. Even if you've been in a risky situation they won't give it to you or will treat you like you're crazy. It's so bad I've heard people getting worse treatment from their doctors after asking for it once, because the doctor started writing them off as a crazy conspiracy theorist.
 
NoReturn said:
"HUmAnS lIVinG IN dEveloped sOCiEtIes RaRELy CoNtract parASiTES."
Is the answer I've been given.
Just try asking for albendazole in the United States. Just try. Even if you've been in a risky situation they won't give it to you or will treat you like you're crazy. It's so bad I've heard people getting worse treatment from their doctors after asking for it once, because the doctor started writing them off as a crazy conspiracy theorist.
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I just shared this idea with my very liberal friends. Not the whole PDF, but just the premise of asking the question of if mental illness could be caused by parasites, since it's odd we don't really check humans for parasites and there's been a really well-studied link between mental health and gut biome health for a long time.

Didn't mention any of the more schizo-sounding stuff like about promiscuity. But I was still met with ridicule and being told humans don't get parasites because we don't eat shit, despite Toxoplasma Gondii being an extremely common parasite for cat owners after cleaning cat litter boxes.

Come to think of it. The birth of the whole "sexual liberation" movement was with hippies in the 60s, who were notorious for not showering or cleaning themselves. This aligns with the parasite promiscuity theory.
 
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My issue with the degenerate-parasite hypothesis,
I have siblings who are much younger than me - close to two decades younger - who I helped raise even after I'd moved out. I say this because I have been secondary infected with everything little children get, including thread/pinworms on a number of occasions for which I took many rounds of Mebendazole. Through it all my sexuality did not change, so it cannot be said to be a universal cause.
But then again I've never had much interest in anything beyond a kiss & cuddle anyway. Maybe that's why I'm gay divorced.
I'm much more inclined to the following explanation
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PandaChai said:
My issue with the degenerate-parasite hypothesis,
I have siblings who are much younger than me - close to two decades younger - who I helped raise even after I'd moved out. I say this because I have been secondary infected with everything little children get, including thread/pinworms on a number of occasions for which I took many rounds of Mebendazole. Through it all my sexuality did not change, so it cannot be said to be a universal cause.
But then again I've never had much interest in anything beyond a kiss & cuddle anyway. Maybe that's why I'm gay divorced.
I'm much more inclined to the following explanation
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I don't think it causes homosexuality persay, and I don't necessarily consider all homosexuals degenerates. I'm a lesbian myself and most of the True And Honest lesbians I know are actually repulsed by a lot of the oversexualization in society. I also know plenty of straight people that are super sexually degenerate.

But I think it could definitely be linked to mental health, since there's been research for years now about the link between mental health and gut biome health. I've noticed the most degenerate promiscuous individuals also tend to be severely mentally ill.
 
I know a lot of straight lads lads who admit to licking their gf's arsehole and they admit they enjoy having theirs licked. It doesn't have to be pooftas that enjoy tonguing a shitbox.
 
Sandshrew said:
Holy shit, this is super interesting. Thank you for sharing. It is a really good question: Why do we treat animals for parasites, but never humans?

I've also been concerned with how normalized degeneracy and promiscuity has been pushed on society. I've always wondered why that is, and how it could be stopped. Parasite infection would make a lot of sense in promiscuous people, as a means of spreading it.
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I never found a good reason considering we are mammals (well some of us) and as a result we are filled with tons of parasites. Apparently parasites can really impact your health as a theory I heard is that all cancers are actually caused by parasites. For example, there was an episode of Joe Rogan where he interviewed Mel Gibson who told Joe Rogan that some of his friend's had cancer that was cured by ivermectin and fenbendazole (anti-parasite drugs).

Another well documented case of a person curing their cancer with fenbendazole was this dude:
Talking about anti-parasite drugs also reminds when the government lost their shit when people started to take horse paste (ivermectin) to cure cure their Covid infections during Covid. However the government failed to mention that ivermectin is a wonder drug who's creator won a Noble Prize for, is commonly used in the third world, has a safety profile that is safer than Advil, and that the Indian government was officially using it to cure covid.

Also did you know Bill Gates is spending billions to deworm Africa for some reason?
PandaChai said:
My issue with the degenerate-parasite hypothesis,
I have siblings who are much younger than me - close to two decades younger - who I helped raise even after I'd moved out. I say this because I have been secondary infected with everything little children get, including thread/pinworms on a number of occasions for which I took many rounds of Mebendazole. Through it all my sexuality did not change, so it cannot be said to be a universal cause.
But then again I've never had much interest in anything beyond a kiss & cuddle anyway. Maybe that's why I'm gay divorced.
I'm much more inclined to the following explanation
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Parasites are difficult motherfuckers to kill and different types requires different drugs to kill. To kill tapeworms and the larger parasites inside of you, you need to use something heavy duty like praziquantel or niclosamide. Imagine you have an animal inside of you and unsurprisingly, it does not want to die from you poisoning it. /SPOILER]
 
Robin's Donuts said:
For example, there was an episode of Joe Rogan where he interviewed Mel Gibson who told Joe Rogan that some of his friend's had cancer that was cured by ivermectin and fenbendazole (anti-parasite drugs).
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There is some promise to using things like dewormers for cancer treatment, and it doesn't necessarily need to be because of parasites, but rather, it has to do with the way these medications work.

This chubbyemu episode is actually a really good explanation of how they work.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
"But Miriam!" I hear you cry, "Scandinavian people eat fish too and they seem fine!" Yeah, OK. But not the the same level as the Japanese. What's the pollution like in their waters? What are the mercury levels in their oceans like? Do they have a shit ton of unscrupulous (sorry, unscrupurous) mining organisations who just dump their waste runoff in the rivers and seas and don't give a fuck where it ends up? Do they have diseases like Minamata disease, as a direct result of eating fish from polluted water supplies? That even infects their cats? Hello Kitty? More like Goodbye Kitty!
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far as i know japs have very funny history with industrial waste to the point they had few nuclear accidents purely because wagies transported nuclear waste in fucking buckets
 
I think the big disaster that hits this year will be around Greece/Santorini. The Island has had an evacuation this year due to underwater earthquakes caused by an underwater volcano. It's just off of the coast of Turkey, that had a big earthquake just a few years ago.

It would cause flooding to Greece, Egypt, Israel, Jordan and Palestine.
 
teriyakiburns said:
Blue Origin sends its capsule straight up to the karmen line and straight down again. It's only "space" on a technicality.

But that said: maybe they were hoping for an accident? Imagine a world without katy perry...


Fun fact: the japs also have something called "torisashi", which is sashimi, but with thin slices of raw chicken. Who in their right mind eats raw chicken?
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Eh, you could say the same about raw pork, but that's a very common thing in Germany. It's all in the preparation and how fresh it is.
 
Bog-standard Poster said:
Except, it's proven that it has impacts on the planet, and the sun's solar storm strength, which messes with the Ionosphere and HF/radio communications.
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Otterly said:
I’m fairly sure it does have an effect - aren’t the tidal influences large enough to affect t earthquake frequency or something? I’m sure this has been discussed here before a while back, I was surprised to see the magnitude of the effect. It’s not massive but it’s enough to do stuff
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Nopes.

People in the past looked at the alignments in the sky and theorised, but the impacts are extremely minimal. There's one dominant force in the solar system and it is the sun. The effects on the planets to each other is extremely minuscule. A truck driving down a road near you has a bigger gravitational impact on you than Jupiter at its closest orbital point.
 
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Hookworms can dramatically reduce allergies. I never knew tgis until my new dog came with hookworms and has massive food allergies. I thought we had them under control until she was hookworm free and found out we... didn't. I had obsessively googled hookworms during treatment and read about the allergies and called it bullshit. jokes on me.
 
one_time_user said:
Hookworms can dramatically reduce allergies. I never knew tgis until my new dog came with hookworms and has massive food allergies. I thought we had them under control until she was hookworm free and found out we... didn't. I had obsessively googled hookworms during treatment and read about the allergies and called it bullshit. jokes on me.
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Didn't know about the hookworm-allergy connection, that is interesting. Hookworms are the reason why American southerners had a stereotype of being lazy/lethargic, since that is a symptom of chronic hookworm infection. They thrive in warm, damp soil and can be easily picked up by any small cut on bare feet. A lot of southerners in the 17/1800s were poor and walked around barefoot since the warm climate made shoes less necessary. Hence large-scale hookworm infections causing mass lethargy/ "laziness" among poor southerners.
 
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