What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

A minor one but I think the relentless shilling of AR15s has to have some ulterior motive. and has had one for 50+ years. Every time there's a shooting, it's an AR platform. All the cringiest psyop retards use ARs. AR15s weren't even very prolific when they were introduced to the civilian market, being expensive to make, hard to put sights on (which were exploding in popularity) yet the rifle mysteriously became ultra popular. The AR itself failed trials/lost design competitions and the M16 as eventually adopted and would not become genuine milsurp for a long while. I have a book written in the 70s about the then-current state of the hobby (hobby -- the book is written by a magazine editor and gun reviewer in the context of hunting and target shooting) in the early 70s already saying "Go get yourself an AR15!!" every other chapter despite talking about single-shot bench rifles or long-range hunting shotguns in the same paragraph. Colt alone isn't that powerful, and it can't just be good advertising since the thing is made by a million other manufacturers now. There's gotta be some reason the AR15 specifically is pushed so hard as being part of the American consciousness.


the madman finally did it and NASA had to replace the sun with one they got off of aliexpress
The ar-15 is an insanely and pointlessly overcomplicated design that accomplishes more or less the same thing as an ak-47 at significantly higher technical requirements. It requires milled aluminum parts and tight gas system tolerances, an ak-47 is so retard proof African slumlords use them.

60 years ago it was shilled as "America's gun" to give people a solid propaganda fetish object, made even more potent by being so expensive the average person wouldn't bother acquiring one. They became less expensive but that made them cool in the 80s, and they became so cool the Clinton administration banned them because they were too accessible.

A warmongering jingoist was in the white house when the assault weapons ban sunsetted in 2004. Not only that, Aluminum billet machining became accessible, automated, and inexpensive. Now it's cheaper than casting unless you manufacture at massive scales. So the second it became legal to go to a store and buy one yourself it opened up a massive market of bespoke machine gun shops and accessory companies that revitalized the entire gun market and it gave the military propagandists a lot to work with
 
Might parasites also contribute to weird Japanese behavior?

A while back in this thread there was discussion of how various intestinal parasites can change mental patterns and sexual behavior, and raw seafood often has parasites/parasite eggs.
You got some time to kill?
If you buy into the parasite-pill theory then A LOT of sexual degeneracy now makes sense because the "parasites" in people are pushing people towards such things as anal sex/LGTBBQ+ behaviour as that helps spread them around to the general population. If you are not a porn brained coomer filled with parsites you would find such things as anal sex and rimjobs disgusting as literal shit comes out of the anus.
 
Anal sex is generally not how parasites reproduce, but shit eating is. But that depends on the animal. Usually the parasites we have aka buttworms have intermediate hosts.

You are Pajeet. Your stomach hurts.
You shit in the designated shitting street.
Your shit gets eaten by a snail. Parasite evolves to level 1.
The snail gets on blades of grass.
Cow eats the snail. Parasite evolves to level 2.
Cow shits and you are a Pajeet, you chow that sweet holyness down.
Parasite gets to level 3, the cycle of Poo repeats.

So if buttworms can mind control they would want you not to be gay, but Hindoodoo.

India is made by buttworms!
Unless it's Florida with their Sunshine laws that allowed people to research these Covid deaths and find a guy who died in a motorcycle accident that also had Covid when he died so he was counted as a Covid death. And never forget that George Floyd didn't die from police brutality, he had Covid when he died so he was a covid death.

Hol up Kang what ya saying is that it was not dem popo that killed Sayint Fentafloyd? Shieet I gonna bust some caps in that covid mufuggas!
 
You got some time to kill?
If you buy into the parasite-pill theory then A LOT of sexual degeneracy now makes sense because the "parasites" in people are pushing people towards such things as anal sex/LGTBBQ+ behaviour as that helps spread them around to the general population. If you are not a porn brained coomer filled with parsites you would find such things as anal sex and rimjobs disgusting as literal shit comes out of the anus.

I've heard of the parasite pill, that's kind of what I was getting at in my prior comment but didn't want to bring it up without a longer writeup which I didn't feel like doing at that moment. I do appreciate the archive link.

Yes, parasites can alter the behavior of their hosts in ways that allow the parasite to spread, so that being at least partially the cause of some types of sex degeneracy is, IMO, a reasonable inference.

I have a mental list of like 4 or 5 topics that I want to do full writeups about and post here, parasites and fungus are one of those topics.
 
Anal sex is generally not how parasites reproduce, but shit eating is. But that depends on the animal. Usually the parasites we have aka buttworms have intermediate hosts.

You are Pajeet. Your stomach hurts.
You shit in the designated shitting street.
Your shit gets eaten by a snail. Parasite evolves to level 1.
The snail gets on blades of grass.
Cow eats the snail. Parasite evolves to level 2.
Cow shits and you are a Pajeet, you chow that sweet holyness down.
Parasite gets to level 3, the cycle of Poo repeats.

So if buttworms can mind control they would want you not to be gay, but Hindoodoo.

India is made by buttworms!


Hol up Kang what ya saying is that it was not dem popo that killed Sayint Fentafloyd? Shieet I gonna bust some caps in that covid mufuggas!
India has more parasites and shit like that than anywhere else.
Parasites can cause birth defects like children having multiple limbs.
Sound familiar?
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You got some time to kill?
If you buy into the parasite-pill theory then A LOT of sexual degeneracy now makes sense because the "parasites" in people are pushing people towards such things as anal sex/LGTBBQ+ behaviour as that helps spread them around to the general population. If you are not a porn brained coomer filled with parsites you would find such things as anal sex and rimjobs disgusting as literal shit comes out of the anus.
Holy shit, this is super interesting. Thank you for sharing. It is a really good question: Why do we treat animals for parasites, but never humans?

I've also been concerned with how normalized degeneracy and promiscuity has been pushed on society. I've always wondered why that is, and how it could be stopped. Parasite infection would make a lot of sense in promiscuous people, as a means of spreading it.
 
Holy shit, this is super interesting. Thank you for sharing. It is a really good question: Why do we treat animals for parasites, but never humans?
"HUmAnS lIVinG IN dEveloped sOCiEtIes RaRELy CoNtract parASiTES."
Is the answer I've been given.
Just try asking for albendazole in the United States. Just try. Even if you've been in a risky situation they won't give it to you or will treat you like you're crazy. It's so bad I've heard people getting worse treatment from their doctors after asking for it once, because the doctor started writing them off as a crazy conspiracy theorist.
 
"HUmAnS lIVinG IN dEveloped sOCiEtIes RaRELy CoNtract parASiTES."
Is the answer I've been given.
Just try asking for albendazole in the United States. Just try. Even if you've been in a risky situation they won't give it to you or will treat you like you're crazy. It's so bad I've heard people getting worse treatment from their doctors after asking for it once, because the doctor started writing them off as a crazy conspiracy theorist.
I just shared this idea with my very liberal friends. Not the whole PDF, but just the premise of asking the question of if mental illness could be caused by parasites, since it's odd we don't really check humans for parasites and there's been a really well-studied link between mental health and gut biome health for a long time.

Didn't mention any of the more schizo-sounding stuff like about promiscuity. But I was still met with ridicule and being told humans don't get parasites because we don't eat shit, despite Toxoplasma Gondii being an extremely common parasite for cat owners after cleaning cat litter boxes.

Come to think of it. The birth of the whole "sexual liberation" movement was with hippies in the 60s, who were notorious for not showering or cleaning themselves. This aligns with the parasite promiscuity theory.
 
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My issue with the degenerate-parasite hypothesis,
I have siblings who are much younger than me - close to two decades younger - who I helped raise even after I'd moved out. I say this because I have been secondary infected with everything little children get, including thread/pinworms on a number of occasions for which I took many rounds of Mebendazole. Through it all my sexuality did not change, so it cannot be said to be a universal cause.
But then again I've never had much interest in anything beyond a kiss & cuddle anyway. Maybe that's why I'm gay divorced.
I'm much more inclined to the following explanation
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My issue with the degenerate-parasite hypothesis,
I have siblings who are much younger than me - close to two decades younger - who I helped raise even after I'd moved out. I say this because I have been secondary infected with everything little children get, including thread/pinworms on a number of occasions for which I took many rounds of Mebendazole. Through it all my sexuality did not change, so it cannot be said to be a universal cause.
But then again I've never had much interest in anything beyond a kiss & cuddle anyway. Maybe that's why I'm gay divorced.
I'm much more inclined to the following explanation
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I don't think it causes homosexuality persay, and I don't necessarily consider all homosexuals degenerates. I'm a lesbian myself and most of the True And Honest lesbians I know are actually repulsed by a lot of the oversexualization in society. I also know plenty of straight people that are super sexually degenerate.

But I think it could definitely be linked to mental health, since there's been research for years now about the link between mental health and gut biome health. I've noticed the most degenerate promiscuous individuals also tend to be severely mentally ill.
 
Holy shit, this is super interesting. Thank you for sharing. It is a really good question: Why do we treat animals for parasites, but never humans?

I've also been concerned with how normalized degeneracy and promiscuity has been pushed on society. I've always wondered why that is, and how it could be stopped. Parasite infection would make a lot of sense in promiscuous people, as a means of spreading it.

I never found a good reason considering we are mammals (well some of us) and as a result we are filled with tons of parasites. Apparently parasites can really impact your health as a theory I heard is that all cancers are actually caused by parasites. For example, there was an episode of Joe Rogan where he interviewed Mel Gibson who told Joe Rogan that some of his friend's had cancer that was cured by ivermectin and fenbendazole (anti-parasite drugs).

Another well documented case of a person curing their cancer with fenbendazole was this dude:
Talking about anti-parasite drugs also reminds when the government lost their shit when people started to take horse paste (ivermectin) to cure cure their Covid infections during Covid. However the government failed to mention that ivermectin is a wonder drug who's creator won a Noble Prize for, is commonly used in the third world, has a safety profile that is safer than Advil, and that the Indian government was officially using it to cure covid.

Also did you know Bill Gates is spending billions to deworm Africa for some reason?
My issue with the degenerate-parasite hypothesis,
I have siblings who are much younger than me - close to two decades younger - who I helped raise even after I'd moved out. I say this because I have been secondary infected with everything little children get, including thread/pinworms on a number of occasions for which I took many rounds of Mebendazole. Through it all my sexuality did not change, so it cannot be said to be a universal cause.
But then again I've never had much interest in anything beyond a kiss & cuddle anyway. Maybe that's why I'm gay divorced.
I'm much more inclined to the following explanation
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Parasites are difficult motherfuckers to kill and different types requires different drugs to kill. To kill tapeworms and the larger parasites inside of you, you need to use something heavy duty like praziquantel or niclosamide. Imagine you have an animal inside of you and unsurprisingly, it does not want to die from you poisoning it. /SPOILER]
 
For example, there was an episode of Joe Rogan where he interviewed Mel Gibson who told Joe Rogan that some of his friend's had cancer that was cured by ivermectin and fenbendazole (anti-parasite drugs).
There is some promise to using things like dewormers for cancer treatment, and it doesn't necessarily need to be because of parasites, but rather, it has to do with the way these medications work.

This chubbyemu episode is actually a really good explanation of how they work.
 
"But Miriam!" I hear you cry, "Scandinavian people eat fish too and they seem fine!" Yeah, OK. But not the the same level as the Japanese. What's the pollution like in their waters? What are the mercury levels in their oceans like? Do they have a shit ton of unscrupulous (sorry, unscrupurous) mining organisations who just dump their waste runoff in the rivers and seas and don't give a fuck where it ends up? Do they have diseases like Minamata disease, as a direct result of eating fish from polluted water supplies? That even infects their cats? Hello Kitty? More like Goodbye Kitty!
far as i know japs have very funny history with industrial waste to the point they had few nuclear accidents purely because wagies transported nuclear waste in fucking buckets
 
I think the big disaster that hits this year will be around Greece/Santorini. The Island has had an evacuation this year due to underwater earthquakes caused by an underwater volcano. It's just off of the coast of Turkey, that had a big earthquake just a few years ago.

It would cause flooding to Greece, Egypt, Israel, Jordan and Palestine.
 
Blue Origin sends its capsule straight up to the karmen line and straight down again. It's only "space" on a technicality.

But that said: maybe they were hoping for an accident? Imagine a world without katy perry...


Fun fact: the japs also have something called "torisashi", which is sashimi, but with thin slices of raw chicken. Who in their right mind eats raw chicken?
Eh, you could say the same about raw pork, but that's a very common thing in Germany. It's all in the preparation and how fresh it is.
 
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