Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 36 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 468 10.0%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 128 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 151 3.2%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,777 37.9%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,133 45.5%

  • Total voters
    4,693
No, he's legit, he's using the technique of temporal anticipation. Einstein also used it when he was developing relativity.

"Chat, I wanna go back and solve this. Energy must be equivalent to some other quantitative measure. Brass? Grass? Mass? That makes sense to me. But we need a factor, something like the speed of... fight. The speed of might. Wait a minute. Guys, I just solved it. The speed of light. Squared."
 
Wonder what his excuse will be this time

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don't people lose name tags all the time...?
Yes, but also surprisingly no. These people show up in uniform and don't mess with any part of it until they leave. So as long as their nametag is on, it stays on; and when they do lose it, they lose it at home, and then just have two nametags when they eventually find it. They were also table games supervisors, I'm not gonna say security was absolute, because it never is, but what they had regular access to is very small; you couldn't even manually adjust the player's club points or rewards if you wanted to, and the tracking system is what they mainly dealt with. Sure, if you're an actual hacker and not Mald, you might be able to find a way in and work your magic. But for the most part, these people weren't too bad. The ladies in accounting and idiots at the front desk however, they were access violations waiting to happen.
 
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literally insane behavior, my dude
This fucking nigger.
He is blaming everyone but himself for not finishing his almost decade old game maker RPG.
You took on an obligation attached with people's money. People gave you that money with the expectations you would work to deliver a product.
And instead you just play video games all fucking day.
I don't care that you claim you are working 4 hours a day on it.
I have seen you stream 12+ hours a day playing video games non stop.
How about you treat your obligations like an actual job and put eight hours a day into it and stream maybe 8 hours a day instead?

Average silksong fan is just sad the game isn't out. Also silk song has a whole team of people working on it with THEIR OWN MONEY. They never took pre-orders or kickstarters.
They owe the community that wants it NOTHING. You can't early access Silksong.
You on the other hand owe your supporters a game. Work on the game you fucking man baby. You would get shit on if you were doing a construction job and your deadline to build a building went beyond the deadline too. Especially if it went eight years beyond it.
You would get shit if you were a supplier and you missed your quotas.
You would get shit if you were a deliveryman and you missed your delivery dates.
EVERY FUCKING JOB has to do their job or get shit on because customers who are giving them money will be mad.

I am MATI. What an entitled child in a man's body.
 
which channel did he post this in? I don't see it anywhere
heartbound general discussion channel. there was some dude from the previous shitstorm typing out all his greivances as soon as thor replied, so he may have deleted? or edited it? idk

I hotly anticipate that there will be some sort of announcement regarding heartbound soon, im wondering if thats why he cancelled stream and posted that somber message directing us to watch his ferrets have sex
 
I would answer your question about why people are upset, but Mald, you've already answered that question yourself. Take your own advice when you read this post



Edit: oh he's on a rampage right now. No comedic emotes poking fun at streamer!!!!
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classic narcissist can't handle self deprecation humour

Imagine if instead of being mad in discord he used that time to work on heartbound! In this hypothetical, we may even get the april update by june(probably too optimistic)!
 
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doesn't really make me want to work on it more than I am
Mald suicideabandonware-baits his paying customers. ACK-shully, people should be thankful he's working on his "game" at all. Besides, it's only 10 bucks. What are you, poor?

Mald said:
I just want to work on my game
??? Make up your fucking mind, Mald. It's obvious you don't give a fuck about your "game" (anymore?). Either pay some 'jeet to finish it for you, or apologize, refund everyone, and move the fuck on.
 
I would answer your question about why people are upset, but Mald, you've already answered that question yourself. Take your own advice when you read this post

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classic narcissist can't handle self deprecation humour
cow tipping masterclass by special agent sableye Cx
 
i was talking in that chat as someone who had bought his game and was upset and he went absolutely nuclear after I corrected him because the retard thought shareholder and stakeholder were the same thing
You don't even know what a stakeholder is, child
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Stop fucking pozloading my negholep, dude.

@Null you're a fucking faggot for changing this. What's more appropriate, Cowtipping? come on man
 
You don't even know what a stakeholder is, child
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Stop fucking pozloading my negholep, dude.

@Null you're a fucking faggot for changing this. What's more appropriate, Cowtipping? come on man
Changing what? You mean the filter? That's been there for years.
 
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Your entire company was founded on that small indie game, you promised you would finish it to your backers and at this point you have enough money to hire devs to finish the entire thing for you. Get your father to carry you and finish the game in your place, just like he carried you for the rest of your career!
 
You don't even know what a stakeholder is, child
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Stop fucking pozloading my negholep, dude.

@Null you're a fucking faggot for changing this. What's more appropriate, Cowtipping? come on man
"It's just become popular to bitch about me and everything I'm doing."
Or maybe you just let the ~20 trolls get to you and give them the attention they want? the fame and adrenaline rush from the chat hoppers during the mana gem era went to his head I guess he thinks the whole internet is out to get him 💀
 
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