Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 781 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 454 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 504 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,420
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After studying her fucked up face for over a year I came to the ultimate conclusion that her teeth are the main issue. They effect the shape of your face and jaw and she could go up 2 points and become average if she got them fixed.
tbh at this point there's so many theories floating around on what makes her face so bizarre that I want a collective kiwi farm thesis on the subject lol. I definitely think it's centered around her fucked up mouth area, but I wonder how this interacts with the bulbous pumpkin head.
 
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Her "everything is fine" social media posting is probably my favourite Anisa characteristic. It's a great quality to have as a cow, the more shit you're getting the more compelled you are to post.
 
What did Nostalgia Critic do to you?
He doesn't deserve this
This has been brought to my attention. I thought i had heard rapey and scammy shit about him but apparently not. I slapped that list together and didn't give him too much thought so I publicly apologize to doug for defamation.

Sorry doug. :(

Anyways to keep things on topic, the CC video is fast approaching a 70% dislike lean. Wouldn't be surprised to see it be a 1 to 2 ratio after a month.
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The year is 202X. The final drippings of Hasan's Cuck Poisoning have left Ethan's system, and he has now become a muscular bodybuilder chad who benches 500lbs and protein-boosts with an energy drink made from blended Palestinian children and the testicles of castrated Twitch streamers. His new closest friends, Jordan Peterson and Sam Hyde, are lifting weights and flexing their sick muscles when a messenger arrives, sweaty and terrified:

The evil forces of Soy Qaeda are launching their attack on the Post Apocalyptic Neon Cyberpunk City of Neo Los Angelas. led by Hasan and his lieutenants: the animated skeletal remains of Idubbbz in his cock cage, and the morbidly obese sentient MsPaint tattoo that was once Anisa, are using the Twitch HQ building to broadcast hypnotic imaging that brainwashes young men to become emaciated suicide-bombers who love to get pegged.

Our heroic trio turn to each other, confident smiles on their faces.
"Ready to do this, Fupa Man?" Sam Hyde says.
"Of course! I'm your top guy!" Ethan smiles.
Jordan Peterson puts on a pair of sunglasses. "It's time to clean some rooms."

Against the backdrop of the pitch black skyline dotted by neon lights, the three race away on their motorcycles as Carpentur Brut music blares from the speakers, racing to Twitch HQ to reenact the Police Station scene from Terminator 1.

The most popular reactions to the new cc and h3's following response video I see online is "woah content cop in current year" or "lmao brainrot slop content touch grass ahh video". People are so terrified to point out the obvious they pretend like it's just a silly little argument between minecraft youtubers over who didn't patch up the hole after creeper exploded.
It is a pretty stupid and terminally online controversy. It's just that one side is infinitely more justified than the other.
 
It's classic 'waited too long, became obsessed with first pussy.'

Mr. Jomha would be doing time for stalking, if he didn't have fat stacks.
Shocking to see for someone his age though. Big problem among the zoomers whose first gf is at 23 and is insane. Youre supposed to suffer the first gf humiliation ritual at like 16-17. if you do it past like 19 it fucks you up and you wont recover. Ian got his first girlfriend too late after his brain was already fully formed and thus was unable to leave/became a doormat. This probably sounds schizo but you see it a lot these days. Many such cases. He will never be free unless she divorces him in the soon approaching Poverty Arc or until he is dead. You almost wanna feel bad for him!
 
As it stands, Max seems to be Ian's only real remaining friend. But I have a personal theory that it was one-sided and they were never as close as Ian wanted. It's just a hunch, and I've no proof but the impression I had was that it was more Ian that wanted to be his friend super badly than it being a casual thing that just happened. Chad (Anything4Views) seems closer to Max than Ian ever was, for one. And since Chad and Ian live in different countries, it's doubtful they hung out that much.

Max is also friends with h3h3, last I checked, so it seems he might have to make a choice between the two, even if he stays away from the drama.
I don't think Max is friends with him after The Raped skipped his wedding
 
I despise Ethan Klein and never thought I'd take his side on anything, but these people are fucking vile, psychotic monsters who are incompatible with civil society, and I hope he fucking destroys them.
The one advantage to Jews ruling the world and probably being smarter than most people is Ethan has the ability to bury Ian’s career in the dirt. The guy is either a genuinely bad person out of the abundance of his heart, or he’s such a limp-wristed cuck that he’s allowed a BPD whore turn him into a bad person. Either way, his reputation should only be useful to serve as a lesson to people about the dangers of being weak-willed.
 
i was thinking about who's worse between Ian and Anisa and autistically wrote this bullshit below:

Ian was on top of the world when he started dating Anisa. i remember him having a plethora of fangirls, so he definitely had options. he had to have picked the absolute WORST girl to go for out of the pool, and it just makes me wonder what the fuck was going on in his head at the time. even back in 2016 when i saw him first post her on his IG, i halfway thought it was a joke. the Content Cop is dating a titty streamer...? when i found out it was a real relationship, i had a bad feeling about it (feels good to be vindicated). he had to have had a low self-esteem even back then to choose her out of all the options he had. sure, she was better looking, but still a titty streamer nonetheless, and you could smell the lack of personality from a mile away.

then, he almost escaped in 2017, when those discord messages about them fighting leaked, but he was such a bitch that he gave in and accepted that he'd never be able to find another girl after her, and thats when he committed to being her slave. and now due to sunk cost fallacy, he cant leave, and shes done so much damage to him that if she ever leaves him, hes probably going straight for the rope. without her, this was all for nothing. he sacrificed his reputation, his fans, and allowed her to shape his new identity, which you can tell he doesnt even feel comfortable with, and is the complete opposite of who he used to be. whats he going to do, go back to Nigger Faggot guy? thats never happening, he'd turn into a total husk of a person (even more so than now). the thing is, i think old iDubbbz was more genuine in his beliefs than he is now, but his main problem is that hes always been weak and spineless. not to throw the term "beta" around, but... look at his earliest videos and tell me he didnt look like a dorky beta male. thats why it was so easy for Anisa to corrupt him. he had his beliefs, but he was so afraid of abandonment after getting his first taste of pussy that he turned himself into a blank canvas for Anisa to create the pathetic worm he is today. all in all, Ian has always been a spineless beta, but Anisa took advantage of that turning him into the weasel he is now.

so, who's worse? you have Anisa who's barely even human, just a bundle of personality disorders and insecurities. an NPC who craves attention and power through any means. and then you have Ian, someone who has shown he has the ability to be funny, rational and self-aware, but is weak enough to allow a mid e-girl to take that all away and reprogram him into a snake with no values. so who's worse: the evil succubus whose nature it is to ruin a man, or the man weak enough to let the succubus ruin him despite knowing better? at this point, i think its Ian. hes had every possible opportunity to stop this, but this is the path he consciously chose. he was on top of the world, a Youtube legend, then CHOSE to get with the red flag ridden titty streamer. CHOSE to let her start an onlyfans. CHOSE to double down and crash out when people mocked them for it. and then chose 100 more wrong steps along the way to turn him into the awful person he is today. Anisa almost doesnt know any better, its in her nature to be this way, like an animal. Ian, however, expressed many times in his early days that hes capable of being a rational person, and still chose to dig his own grave. he went from one of my favorite people on the internet, to probably my least favorite, and it was all avoidable if he had some balls. fuck this cuck.
 
It's easy for me to believe Anisa is the person who ruined Ian entirely, but then again I thought the same of Prince Harry and Meghan Merkle, and then it slowly came out that Harry was always a piece of shit himself and she was just his shallow reflection. So part of me wonders if this is the same type of situation.
 
The most popular reactions to the new cc and h3's following response video I see online is "woah content cop in current year" or "lmao brainrot slop content touch grass ahh video". People are so terrified to point out the obvious they pretend like it's just a silly little argument between minecraft youtubers over who didn't patch up the hole after creeper exploded.
This has been annoying the fuck out of me, too. It's not even wrong per se, it just reeks of cowardice. If you watch 2 spergs being spergs for an hour straight, and your only takeaway is "Wow! This guy hasn't called one of his videos Content Cop for a long time!!", then you should just find a fucking genre of video that actually interests you. I don't go to Super Bowl parties to tell the guests that both sides are gay and I'm too cool to care, even though it's objectively true. Why must they come to my tard fight videos and do the same?
 
As it stands, Max seems to be Ian's only real remaining friend. But I have a personal theory that it was one-sided and they were never as close as Ian wanted. It's just a hunch, and I've no proof but the impression I had was that it was more Ian that wanted to be his friend super badly than it being a casual thing that just happened. Chad (Anything4Views) seems closer to Max than Ian ever was, for one. And since Chad and Ian live in different countries, it's doubtful they hung out that much.

Max is also friends with h3h3, last I checked, so it seems he might have to make a choice between the two, even if he stays away from the drama.
I think that what will decide the loyalty of Chad and Max will be their opinion on H3 and Hasan. I doubt they will say anything out loud but they will silently make a decision.

I don't think Max is friends with him after The Raped skipped his wedding
That will also be a factor. The cooking video was basically Icuckkkz calling a last favor. Joji moved his tour around the wedding date and the cuck could not be bothered with changing the tattoo appointment. The Cold Ones was their goodbye to Ian.
 
tbh at this point there's so many theories floating around on what makes her face so bizarre that I want a collective kiwi farm thesis on the subject lol. I definitely think it's centered around her fucked up mouth area, but I wonder how this interacts with the bulbous pumpkin head.
I think eye theory is pretty compelling. They are really important and hers are about as small as you can get without getting Asian.

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it just makes me wonder what the fuck was going on in his head at the time
Overall good write up. As far as this goes I think not enough is said about his issues with his father not being around.

I have two acquaintances who are sticking with really shit women, both were abandoned by their dads before they were conscious. I don't think this causes men to seek out shitty women but i do think it causes them stay with them. Like they're subconsciously resentful of the part of themselves that would ever leave a woman, even if there's no kid in the picture. The human brain can do weird things like that.

Most of us have at some point dated with a woman who was a problem, you don't want to be an ass but at some point your brain just wakes up one day and sets the sirens off and just says "okay fuck this bitch" i'm a very accommodating and "nice guy" in relationships and even I've had to do this a couple times because some girls are just sharks out for blood. I think for guys with father abandonment issues they suppress that part of the brain because it hits close to home.
 
This has been brought to my attention. I thought i had heard rapey and scammy shit about him but apparently not. I slapped that list together and didn't give him too much thought so I publicly apologize to doug for defamation.

Sorry doug. :(

Anyways to keep things on topic, the CC video is fast approaching a 70% dislike lean. Wouldn't be surprised to see it be a 1 to 2 ratio after a month.
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Here's to it reaching 500k dislikes, what a milestone that will be having half a million people consciously press the dislike button to let you know that they KNOW you're full of shit.
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