Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.1%

  • Total voters
    401
These people are unemployed wtf do they need a nanny for?
To drive their children to an ungodly number of activities in which the children exhibit no talent.

You probably think your children are fine with perhaps one activity, an employed parent, and no polycules. But that's just funny and weird.
 
He's paying $2400/month for health care due to (his words) how expensive his and Kayla's meds are.
Wait, what the FUCK?
How many different kinds of cancer do those two retards have?

As of 2024, Minnesota has the 2nd-lowest average cost for a benchmark family health insurance plan ($363/month) in the country, behind only New Hampshire ($325/month). For reference, the most-expensive state average is Vermont, at $950/month. The average cost, looking at all US customers, was $477/month.
If we look at the average lowest-cost gold plan premiums, Minnesota still has the 5th-lowest average cost ($419/month). The lowest state is again New Hampshire ($354/month), the worst is still Vermont ($1,139/month), and the US average is $507/month.
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Now, maybe having five kids on that plan drives up the cost a bit from that average baseline cost. I could see that. But up to 2400 fucking dollars a month? In Minnesota, of all places?
Medicine costs a bit, yes, but it's generally nowhere near that expensive. Not unless you have something severely wrong with you, or something incredibly rare, and the medicine used to treat it is correspondingly expensive as fuck.

So... what the hell is wrong with Nick and/or Kayla?
Watch it turn out to be nothing and he's just being a retard with money again.
 
- He will never forgive Sean, among others, and would never do to them what they did to him. (Lulz)
I'm pretty sure he's right on this one, if Sean or anyone else were to get into any legal trouble Nick would never to them what they did (almost 100% correctly predict what the outcome would be).
It's also funny that he wants to stand on some moral highground, after buddying up to pedolton to alog Aron about his kids.
 
The refusal to present the test was only the hair test his initial lawyer had him do shortly after he got released.

I'm quite confident @Melty Butter is correct and in fact I believe the public records from early June state that they were ordered to undergo testing. I have no desire to go back to a bizarrely blurry document, another person can go back if they care to.
I am replying to you because you are the last one in this chain of comments about the testing.
I went through the documents, drug screening was ordered by the court on June 6th 2024. Below are receipts about what went down.
CC: @Strix454 @Melty Butter

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Revocation of the release was May 28th. (Initial drug testing Nick and Kayla both agreed to)


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"We have not bee able to establish sobriety by Mr. and Mrs Rekieta"
(Said during the hearing on June 6th, 2024 about both Nick and Kayla)

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This is the cross-examination of Miss Sweep. In which the continued monitoring for drugs is mentioned as a part of the safety plan to ensure sobriety.

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Had to add this one just for lulz.
"Mr. Rekieta is an attorney. And he - he knows the rules, and he's being super careful, and he and his wife are being very careful about not saying anything that possibly use - be used against them."

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During the same June 6th hearing Nick's lawyer submits their own drug quick tests, done by Minnesota Monitoring.

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Still June 6th hearing.

The Judge orders the following:
- Chemical Use Assessment (This is also called a Rule 25, it is a screening with a licensed drug/alcohol councilor for dependency/abuse of drugs or alcohol)
- No use of drugs or alcohol
- Submit to screening and sign a release for the results

All these things are ordered because they are required to prove the home is safe for the children.

[EDIT] Also noteworthy is that the judge explicitly mentions two factors why she believes the home to still be unsafe. The parents revoked their test release, one child tested positive for cocaine.
 
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Do you think Rekieta is spending mom's money on "legal" hard drugs to consume? He's an addict so he isn't going to stop using.
almost certainly. it's called "other forms of alcohol" and as an unrepentant addict they guarantee that he will not begin a recovery in earnest. and at this point, why would he? there's no need at all for him to change. he has clearly won against a corrupt system that has ruined his life out of spite and jealousy. 5 years probation is just a minor setback in his totally awesome lifestyle that you just wouldn't understand because you are probably a nerd and not as awesome as nick. he will continue his ways to the maximum extent possible under his new conditions and that will certainly include getting fucked up legally to the greatest possible extent.
 
Solid move hiring a nanny.
Bad move trying to fuck the nanny.
Next time hire an ugly and old Nanny
I dunno, that has the potential to be FUNNY and WEIRD
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Now, maybe having five kids on that plan drives up the cost a bit from that average baseline cost. I could see that. But up to 2400 fucking dollars a month? In Minnesota, of all places?
Medicine costs a bit, yes, but it's generally nowhere near that expensive. Not unless you have something severely wrong with you, or something incredibly rare, and the medicine used to treat it is correspondingly expensive as fuck.
If only there was somebody we knew with a terminal illness who lived in Minnesota that could be used for comparison.
 
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Do you think Rekieta is spending mom's money on "legal" hard drugs to consume? He's an addict so he isn't going to stop using.
All those drugs are generic now xannieberries are from the 70s, and stimulants go back to the turn of the 19th century. Meth was first synthesized I believe in 1898. What the drug companies will do is tweak the skeletal structure slightly or make a time-released version to get a fresh patent, but there’s generics that cost around 10-20 bucks with insurance For the older formulas.
 
Do you think Rekieta is spending mom's money on "legal" hard drugs to consume? He's an addict so he isn't going to stop using.
He’s like those fat people who go on a high-protein diet and spend their time trying to make “clean” versions of their favorite desserts with protein powder and egg whites, “pizzas” with ground chicken breast “crusts,” etc. They focus so much on what they can’t have but their “clean” versions can’t come close. So sooner or later they end up going back to the real thing and gaining back what they lost (and then some).

Nick will never admit that he’s powerless over his addictions and that his life has become unmanageable. So we are in for another extended series of Lolcow of the Year behavior. As always, KF wins repeatedly and Nick continues to lose.
 
Sorry for being an uninformed fag, but can anyone please direct me to the plastic blue ring lore and resons why Rekieta wears it? I heard it's about some BDSM shit
Theoretically a swinger ring. In no sense did he wear it because he did manual labor because manual labor is something he is incapable of doing. The ring comes and goes as well.
Hopefully the kayla family will start closing him down now and we will continue to see him wear his more normal metal wedding ring. Despite still having some kind of sad sexual activity with April "Six Head" Anderson in his rented crack shack.
 
If Nick lives to see his children become adults, there is a good chance one or more of them will someday try to explain exactly how his addictions to drugs, alcohol and degenerate sex negatively affected their childhoods. They will tell Nick that the police had nothing to do with the barriers he put between himself and his children. And Nick will tell them they’re wrong and to take their beef to the pastor, in-law(s), judge, et al.

I pray that God someday grants Nick clarity on just how badly he hurt his children, all for the sake of getting his rocks off. That knowledge will haunt him to his grave, as it should.

And if he doesn’t get that clarity? He and his brain dead defenders will consider that an L. Their stupidity and depravity beggar belief.
 
If Nick lives to see his children become adults, there is a good chance one or more of them will someday try to explain exactly how his addictions to drugs, alcohol and degenerate sex negatively affected their childhoods. They will tell Nick that the police had nothing to do with the barriers he put between himself and his children. And Nick will tell them they’re wrong and to take their beef to the pastor, in-law(s), judge, et al.

I pray that God someday grants Nick clarity on just how badly he hurt his children, all for the sake of getting his rocks off. That knowledge will haunt him to his grave, as it should.
I feel that Rekieta is insane, like a compulsive criminal, and that he has no empathy at all. Like, none. On top of which his funny and weird jokes about hating the driving, those damned kids and so forth seem to me to mean he actively dislikes or hates his children and the life they "force" him to lead. He has never grown up and that makes him a horrorcow in my book. ymmv.
 
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Kind of unfortunate choice of an icon for "special needs".

I fucking hate the term "littles" so much.
Also you can see why Nick picked her.
I have only seen the phrase "littles" in two areas of use.
1. An old 80's cartoon that has mostly fallen out of pop culture memory.

2. From pedophiles frequently discussed in this forum. I have never seen a normal adult in the current year use it. This is why you hate it and it sets off alarm bells. My best guess is that the pedos stole the term "littles" from that 80's cartoon.

Personally I would give the former nanny a pass. Likely a girly rural childless usage of the word.

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Maybe I'm just not clued into this. I've never heard of such of thing. If I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me.
Yes, doctors may prescribe alcohol, even today. As far as I know, the only legitimate use for it is for alcoholics. Some alcoholics are too far gone to go cold turkey and need to be weened off booze. Yes, they can in fact die if they are completely cut off all at once.

 
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I feel that Rekieta is insane, like a compulsive criminal, and that he has no empathy at all. Like, none.
Indeed. Read pioneer of criminal profiling John Douglas’s Mindhunter, The Evil Men Do or Dark Dreams (both by fellow profilers Roy Hazelwood and Stephen Michaud). They’re all uneasy reads due to the granular detail they provide of violent crimes. It is striking how much Nick Rekieta fits their overall description of the degenerate freaks who commit such abominable acts.

It might sound hyperbolic to say Nick looks like a family annihilator waiting to happen. That is until you realize many of the men who committed such crimes passed for normal much better than Nick is capable of doing.
 
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