Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Je$ter]

Libertarians who want their ego petted and agree that drugs should be legal and age is just a number, and soon the SovCits who will look towards Nick for legal advice.

He absolutely sounds like a SovCit now. Par the course for Nick though. He thinks he's god's gift to man. Of course the rules don't apply to him

 

[FedPostalService]

Who’s going to watch Nick talk about law now?

No one, they're going to watch hoping they see him relapse.

 

[Beavis]

Last nights stream must have been a snooze fest if no one is commenting about it.

 

[AnOminous]

No shit. And you have to seek forgiveness for transgressions against others from those you harmed. But that isn’t how responsibility dodgers like Nick frame it.

And you also have to accept that you may have done absolutely unforgivable shit, and that while God or your higher power or whatever may forgive you, nobody in the human realm is obligated to trust you ever again.

Libertarians who want their ego petted and agree that drugs should be legal and age is just a number, and soon the SovCits who will look towards Nick for legal advice.

If he gives legal advice or holds himself out as a lawyer without a license, he's committing a crime and definitely violating his probation.

 

[ddlloo]

He's such a seething weasel, and two points hammered that home. Talking about the cokestream and how he can't remember anything and was doing booze and coke... but that stuff on his nose wasn't coke regardless. Then there's the stuff about court employees not liking his youtube and social media comments... no shit, retard. You're free to say what you want but when they have kids' interests in their sights, then having a parent vocally deny any culpability, and activively implying those same officials are acting improperkly, doesn't fucking reflect well on you as a person or parent. But nah. Muh Speech. Muh keeeeeedz. Duh eviiiiiillllll Gubernment. Such a faggot.

 

[Fapcop]

Yes, doctors may prescribe alcohol, even today. As far as I know, the only legitimate use for it is for alcoholics. Some alcoholics are too far gone to go cold turkey and need to be weened off booze. Yes, they can in fact die if they are completely cut off all at once.

I honestly can’t imagine any doctor doing that. They’d just give Nick some Librium, Valium, Klonopin or other long acting benzodiazepine to take the WDs.

Especially since your live is likely fucked if you get WDs this bad, so the last thing you need is legally prescribed booze.

I could see how Valium wouldn’t work in Nicks case, as Kayla would likely pilfer them.

KEK! He’s getting 1000 live viewers on his trial stream, which while hundreds more than I thought he’d get is pretty sad.

 

[SimoHayha]

Nick is already bitching about Nate and Kurt.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

KEK! He’s getting 1000 live viewers on his trial stream, which while hundreds more than I thought he’d get is pretty sad.

Andrea Burkhart has 3k.
Nick not knowing a bloody thing about the trial will make for a fun watch.

 

[AnOminous]

I honestly can’t imagine any doctor doing that. They’d just give Nick some Librium, Valium, Klonopin or other long acting benzodiazepine to take the WDs.

They used to (and maybe still do) in a small number of inpatient treatment centers (you can't really call them rehabs) give maintenance amounts to the patients. For some reason this never really caught on (can't imagine why) and I'm not even sure if any of these exist any more.

Andrea Burkhart has 3k.
Nick not knowing a bloody thing about the trial will make for a fun watch.

Never mind that he's already degenerating into impotent seething about actual practicing lawyers again. Next he'll be ranting to people who expected a law stream about how his gay lover ate his goo.

 

[Edward Teach]

Alright, it is 8:21am CST and he is streaming....so who is driving the kids to their 24/7 constant amount of activities?

 

[Je$ter]

Nick has no credibility to speak on law. He isn't even a lawyer anymore

 

[Meat Target]

I love Nick's cope about the cocaine on his nose. He's forced to admit he was high on the Cokestream but doesn't want to admit there was visual evidence because he spent thousands of dollars trying to get it thrown out as evidence and got D E N I E D

"It wasn't coke, it was flour from a cookie"

Does he get some kind of duping delight from flagrantly lying to his audience like this? Who does he think he's convincing other than Juju, Barnes, or the 7 remaining members of the Balldo Defense Force?

 

[Je$ter]

Melanie Little has way less subscribers but is still stomping the live viewer count. Because she's a retired lawyer who knows what she's talking about. Unlike Nick the cancelled laywer Rekieta

 

[SimoHayha]

It's a bit ironic how everything Nick blames on Kandyohi county is legit being done to Karen Read.

 

[Je$ter]

It's a bit ironic how everything Nick blames on Kandyohi county is legit being done to Karen Read.

That is probably why he is going to cover the trial. So he can draw false parallels to Karen Read as to fool his audience and convince himself further that he did absolutely nothing wrong. He's told that he's smart by the ghosts remember?

 

[Meat Target]

Indeed. Read pioneer of criminal profiling John Douglas’s Mindhunter, The Evil Men Do or Dark Dreams (both by fellow profilers Roy Hazelwood and Stephen Michaud). They’re all uneasy reads due to the granular detail they provide of violent crimes. It is striking how much Nick Rekieta fits their overall description of the degenerate freaks who commit such abominable acts.

It might sound hyperbolic to say Nick looks like a family annihilator waiting to happen. That is until you realize many of the men who committed such crimes passed for normal much better than Nick is capable of doing.

It's only a matter of time before he drives the children out on a camping trip to play "Feed the Woods".

All the Eye needs is to promise him some space cocaine.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick has no credibility to speak on law. He isn't even a lawyer anymore

And he hates speaking about the law and legal cases, he’s said this.

 

[Sneed Force One]

And he hates speaking about the law and legal cases, he’s said this.

That was yesterday's Nick.
Today's Nick can't wait for legal cases (especially the winemom superchats).

The Rustang needs Bondo and a service. He's gotta get to Wilmar pronto he wants a quickie between after-school clubs.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

KEK! He’s getting 1000 live viewers on his trial stream, which while hundreds more than I thought he’d get is pretty sad.

Heh. I think more than half are there to laugh at Nick.

 

[Je$ter]

Heh. I think more than half are there to laugh at Nick.

That has been my response to these people claiming that he is back while they cite the viewer count for his comeback stream. Most of them are hate watchers