Glad I'm not the only one who remembers what she was like lmao. During the larp at the end of S2 Sam kept yelling at her, not even in a playful way, because she couldn't hold the creole accent for more than a sentence. At one point in bloodgames she literal read straight from a sheet of paper presumably because they couldn't trust her to remember more than a sentence to deliver whatever lore she was supposed to give.
I don't mind if you all want her back but she is not some amazing all-star larper.
Yeah I think you guys are right, wasn't thinking super hard about her part as much as everyone else's. Trying to think of a suitable female replacement that would work better.
Blood games discussion truly brings out the autism in this thread, as it should. Lot's of theming potential, lot's of cast potential, and way less chances for the cast to crash out leading to the season tanking in quality. Just a fun time for everyone. I think it's great because it gives everyone an identity to work with. LARPing is just so perfect for Fishtank.
I don't think Bloodgames is a good fit for Frank unless he was in his wholesome chungus mode. What made Bloodgames so good in my opinion was that it was a quick and fun thing for the ex-fish to be a part of instead of the normal torture house that pushes them to their limits, they don't need to worry about Frank showing up and fucking their shit up, the returning cast has been there and done that already. That was one of the funny things about Jimmy and Tay in BG1 is that they didn't get this memo and were worried the whole time that they were going to be tortured by the wiggers at any moment when in reality Jet just wanted them to have fun on Bloodgames. The sperg outs from Jon, Jimmy, and Tay were all accidental because their autism didn't let them have fun like Letty and Tai.
Yeah I don't get the Trish love around here all the sudden, she's terrible and one of the worst fish on the show imo. She's not even good at taking abuse at all, Sam had to let her cut his hair to get her to stop sobbing about her own hair (Tay cut her hair too way shorter and she gave zero shits about it and she's a mega sperg that freaks out about anything happening to her to put that into context), she spent the whole time pretending to be Letty, she mentioned Letty multiple times through the show so it was obvious she wanted to be her but then Tay punched her in the face and put and end to Trish's dumb larp quick. After getting punched Trish was just an empty shell, she can barely dish it out and she certainly can't take it
frank can only be a menace when there is no escape. in the woods you can just walk away from him as he is fat/slow/smokes heavily.
edit: i hope he sees this and looks after his health better, hes a real nigger and i hope i can see vids of him hassling young people in a grocery store when he's old.
Alex just revealed that the pig left the door to his house open, leading to the cat running out and getting stolen and skinned and posted videos of him crying and the dead cat. He showed it on twitch and got banned for a day. She had previously said that someone stole the cat and tortured it before killing and now Alex has said that the cat was euthanised after being found by a good Samaritan and brought to a vet. Right now he's live saying that she's not letting him sleep by constantly shouting upstairs and is crying that he wants her out of his life. View attachment 7256457 View attachment 7256461 View attachment 7256462
Ancient fantasy/myth theme. A dash of The Odyssey, a dash of Beowulf, a dash of The Epic of Gilgamesh, a dash of Journey to the West, and a dash of Conan the Barbarian for good measure.
Alex with character lore of him having escaped from imprisonment by an evil ogre or something like that. Long-suffering Odysseus meets Sun WuKong vibes. Lots of prompting for him to embellish the story of how horrible his captivity was, how he was under the ogre's spell and his heroic escape, has to field lots of questions about how he was fucking the ogre.
Burt has an Oedipus type greek tragedy storyline somehow.
Kawan and Tony as a pair of NPCs, (their weird Night at the Roxbury energy together was an underrated part of Famous House 2.0 imo) Kawan can also lean on Gilgamesh-type stuff because he's Persian. Anachronistic Persian warrior meets Roman Centurion vibes.
LaRon posted up in a booth as a blind prophet, half Telemachus and half Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder, give him a keyboard with preset demo beats. Characters visit him and he talks/raps shit. (playing to his strengths but keeping him to the side.)
Someone is styled like the Oracle at Delphi and dispenses cryptic story beats but is also a Drunk Piece of Shit.
NO FATTY, GIVE IT A REST THIS TIME or at least only bring him in for one day/one short storyline.
No Binx. Or she just appears as a talking head on a TV screen occasionally (in-story justification is that she's a magic mirror or something.)
Blood games discussion truly brings out the autism in this thread, as it should. Lot's of theming potential, lot's of cast potential, and way less chances for the cast to crash out leading to the season tanking in quality. Just a fun time for everyone. I think it's great because it gives everyone an identity to work with. LARPing is just so perfect for Fishtank.
Ancient fantasy/myth theme. A dash of The Odyssey, a dash of Beowulf, a dash of The Epic of Gilgamesh, a dash of Journey to the West, and a dash of Conan the Barbarian for good measure.
Alex with character lore of him having escaped from imprisonment by an evil ogre or something like that. Long-suffering Odysseus meets Sun WuKong vibes. Lots of prompting for him to embellish the story of how horrible his captivity was, how he was under the ogre's spell and his heroic escape, has to field lots of questions about how he was fucking the ogre.
Burt has an Oedipus type greek tragedy storyline somehow.
Kawan and Tony as a pair of NPCs, (their weird Night at the Roxbury energy together was an underrated part of Famous House 2.0 imo) Kawan can also lean on Gilgamesh-type stuff because he's Persian. Anachronistic Persian warrior meets Roman Centurion vibes.
LaRon posted up in a booth as a blind prophet, half Telemachus and half Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder, give him a keyboard with preset demo beats. Characters visit him and he talks/raps shit. (playing to his strengths but keeping him to the side.)
Someone is styled like the Oracle at Delphi and dispenses cryptic story beats but is also a Drunk Piece of Shit.
NO FATTY, GIVE IT A REST THIS TIME or at least only bring him in for one day/one short storyline.
No Binx. Or she just appears as a talking head on a TV screen occasionally (in-story justification is that she's a magic mirror or something.)
- Burt will almost certainly be on the party, I too agree with most that I don't know if that's a good position for him, however, I do think if (IF) he's tard wrangled aggressively, and it's told exactly what character to play, he'll be ok.
- Luke shouldn't be in the party, but he should be an ever present NPC and Key Grip Tardwrangler. Put him in crusader larp platemail and have him be a paladin.
- Alex B is risky like Burt, but he cosplays Game of Thrones so I think he'll be into it. Risk with him is that he'll be cringe instead of confused.
- Tai set precedent that Freeloaders can be party members, and Jobe is a shoe in.
- I like Jimmy on the show but I don't think they should reuse Party members, NPC please.
- Mizzy will be there, lock it in. If she's putting out she won't be in the party since she'd be on camera 24/7 and couldn't blow Sam.
- I think FH2.0 people should qualify, but the only one I see working out is Kawan.
- Season 1 is already tapped out except Josie, Season 2 is almost, TJ is the most likely but he'd be worse than Burt, but I'd prefer Brian as a party member over TJ. Season 3... I don't see Smack, LaRon, Ian, or Alexis coming back. I think Jeet has burned the bridge but I wouldn't rule him out. I could see Payton and Binx returning, but they'd suck. Ted probably doesn't qualify as a Party member but I could see him there as an NPC.
evil might be a stretch (lol) for me, personally, but there's definitely a higher degree than normal of selfishness/laziness that has to be involved in order to get to mega levels of obesity.
I didn't even realize this was confirmed until now, it never appeared on my feed.
Don't care about Bloodgames much, but fun for the niggers that care I guess.
Enjoy watching Burt talk about gay sex for a couple of weeks while Frank jerks off in the corner.
I would really love a 6-8 person PvP Blood Games that has two leaders who have beef (Burt and Alex maybe?) and they get to pick their teams out of a lineup.
Throw in a few Bitchtank girls to fill out the Roster if needed, Claire, Shadi, and Haley are all funny (for women)
No one wants to admit it but but Blood Games would have been horrible if it wasn't for Jon's constant tantrums/chimp outs and being a nonstop agitating force towards everyone and they really don't have anyone else in their stable that can fill that role.
No one wants to admit it but but Blood Games would have been horrible if it wasn't for Jon's constant tantrums/chimp outs and being a nonstop agitating force towards everyone and they really don't have anyone else in their stable that can fill that role.
Great point, Jobe can be the straight man Yankee in King Arthur's Court party member and then Luke as key deus vult NPC
I just realized an Americana theme would go hard too. Sam can be Mark Twain. A dash of Huckleberry Finn, a dash of Brer Rabbit, a dash of tall tales like Paul Bunyan, etc.