Plagued Nice Guys

[Jason Genova]

These reddit retards need to be executed.

Yeah it's because you're a nice guy that you have no friends or no girl.

In reality they're ugly as shit with non-dimorphic features and nobody wants to fuck/hang out with them. They can't just accept that they're an ugly fucking cretin and nobody wants to be around them because of it.

Ever notice how most of these nice guys are losing hair early, have pencil necks, or are <5'10 in height? Yeah, it's your niceness level bro.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Dude could be short and skinny as fuck with an average to kinda small dick and he'd still get more action than nice guys if he's a decent guy.

-That's the beauty of nice guys' denial. It's never their shitty personalities it's them darn dirty beauty standards.

 

[For The Internet]

> uses CWC-isms to 'troll'
> posts evidence of exceptionalism on Kiwi for asspats
> is obviously a cool guy

 

[Jason Genova]

Dude could be short and skinny as fuck with an average to kinda small dick and he'd still get more action than nice guys if he's a decent guy.

-That's the beauty of nice guys' denial. It's never their shitty personalities it's them darn dirty beauty standards.

Then why can you spot them before they even utter a single word?

 

[DatBepisTho]

Then why can you spot them before they even utter a single word?

Good question in the text book cases of a nice guy. Evolution, maybe? They're like this niche group of scavengers that resort to cannibalism the moment they smell China on a more socialized member of the species.
They're nasty pieces of work so they've got the looks to signal there's nothing of value there.

Less autistic answer:
Shit personalities are usually visible at a distance, keyword being usually.

 

[DonaldChump]

This guy, inpaticular, is a special case of exceptional. Lol at him chimping out on me too. He's such a dense ass motherfucker, he makes it way too easy for me.

This is really funny but not for the reasons you think it is.

Shit personalities are usually visible at a distance, keyword being usually. Some of those motherfuckers are sneaky af and can look like a fashionable, dorky normie or even fit in to skinny jeans.

(I recognized four out of five but that first fucker, who is he? )

The first dude actually looks like IDubbbz, who's actually kinda famous on youtube. Who are the other guys? I think the second guy might be Phil Fish? And I think the third is some dude Ive seen on the Daily Show, John Oliver?

 

[vertexwindi]

The first dude actually looks like IDubbbz, who's actually kinda famous on youtube. Who are the other guys? I think the second guy might be Phil Fish? And I think the third is some dude Ive seen on the Daily Show, John Oliver?

It's Carl the Cuck, Phil Fish, John Oliver, Seth Rogen, Nick DiPaolo and John Green

 

[Chemical snorfare]

<sigh> If your participation in this thread is about how other guys who are uglier/fatter/less socially adept than you, gets moar pussy, this thread isnt for you, its about you.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It's Carl the Cuck, Phil Fish, John Oliver, Seth Rogen, Nick DiPaolo and John Green

I don't know enough about the other 4 but I'm pretty sure John Oliver and Seth Rogen don't have any trouble getting laid, and also they've both done things with their lives so not sure what makes them nice guys.

 

[Dr. Robeatnik]

I don't know enough about the other 4 but I'm pretty sure John Oliver and Seth Rogen don't have any trouble getting laid, and also they've both done things with their lives so not sure what makes them nice guys.

Louis CK is too self-aware to be a nice guy. He makes a lot of jokes in his standup about being a fat bald guy. He was also fairly attractive when he was younger and probably gets his fair share of booty cos women love funny dudes.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So they're all raging narcissists?
...
Yeah, I can believe that.

Most Nice Guys and their ilk, the MRAs and such do exhibit narcissistic tendencies. "My needs outweigh the needs of a potential partner! Her wishes do not matter! I'm owed sex because I have a dick!" They may not voice their views as blatantly as I just did, but that's what they believe, deep down. Even more insidious, most guys who think they're owed sex view women's primary (and sometimes sole) purpose to be bearing children. Vox Day (who is the logical conclusion of Nice-Guyism) openly states that women exist to bear children and that's it. Reducing someone to their reproductive capacity ignores the fact that we are intelligent beings, and are not slaves to our instincts. It is dehumanizing in the extreme, and anyone who does it should be viewed with extreme distrust.

 

[Jason Genova]

I don't know enough about the other 4 but I'm pretty sure John Oliver and Seth Rogen don't have any trouble getting laid, and also they've both done things with their lives so not sure what makes them nice guys.

They're not the typical type of guys you would think of because they're all at least semi-famous, but if they weren't they might be due to hairloss/lack of robustness/ugliness/whatever. They can get away with being like this due to fame, but normal dudes who have low status should try to be better looking.

I could easily see a non-famous seth rogen or jonah hill logging into some shitty account somewhere and complaining about this shit.

 

[DonaldChump]

Probably, I mean I get what youre saying.

 

[StraightShooter]

Most Nice Guys and their ilk, the MRAs and such do exhibit narcissistic tendencies. "My needs outweigh the needs of a potential partner! Her wishes do not matter! I'm owed sex because I have a dick!" They may not voice their views as blatantly as I just did, but that's what they believe, deep down. Even more insidious, most guys who think they're owed sex view women's primary (and sometimes sole) purpose to be bearing children. Vox Day (who is the logical conclusion of Nice-Guyism) openly states that women exist to bear children and that's it. Reducing someone to their reproductive capacity ignores the fact that we are intelligent beings, and are not slaves to our instincts. It is dehumanizing in the extreme, and anyone who does it should be viewed with extreme distrust.

Doesn't Vox day claim he's an "alpha male" though?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Doesn't Vox day claim he's an "alpha male" though?

Yes. He also claims to be in Mensa, though I cannot verify or refute that claim. Anyone who unironically claims to be an alpha male is without exception, an unmitigated asshole.
In keeping with the theory that people who condemn something loudly and often are most often guilty of whatever they condemn (like preachers who screech about gays and turn out to be gay themselves), I harbor a sneaking suspicion that ol' Voxxy loves dominate women and sees a professional dominatrix on a regular basis. Either that or he's a got a real doll. Oh to be a fly on his wall when he's alone.

 

[StraightShooter]

Yes. He also claims to be in Mensa, though I cannot verify or refute that claim. Anyone who unironically claims to be an alpha male is without exception, an unmitigated asshole.
In keeping with the theory that people who condemn something loudly and often are most often guilty of whatever they condemn (like preachers who screech about gays and turn out to be gay themselves), I harbor a sneaking suspicion that ol' Voxxy loves dominate women and sees a professional dominatrix on a regular basis. Either that or he's a got a real doll. Oh to be a fly on his wall when he's alone.

In this live interview, he seems pretty wimpy and unimpressive despite his online "tough guy" persona; he says he's married, maybe in day to day life his wife wears the pants in the family.

I also suspect he may have become slightly unhinged after his daddy when to prison; his dad Robert Beale was a CEO affiliated with WorldNetDaily who was sent to federal prison for tax protesting.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. He also claims to be in Mensa, though I cannot verify or refute that claim. Anyone who unironically claims to be an alpha male is without exception, an unmitigated asshole.

Alpha is a social status and you're only an alpha if the pack recognizes you as one.

Vox Day has been thrown out of every group he's ever been in. That's being a lone wolf, which isn't good. It's called omega status.

 

[DrJonesHat]

In this live interview, he seems pretty wimpy and unimpressive despite his online "tough guy" persona; he says he's married, maybe in day to day life his wife wears the pants in the family.

I also suspect he may have become slightly unhinged after his daddy when to prison; his dad Robert Beale was a CEO affiliated with WorldNetDaily who was sent to federal prison for tax protesting.

That's interesting. I know he claims to be well-trained in the martial arts, but so do lots of people who would be hamburger in a real fight. His dad getting locked up would certainly sour his worldview. I wonder if he actually believes the things he writes, or if he's just found a profitable niche he can exploit.

 

[Ravelord]

Alpha is a social status and you're only an alpha if the pack recognizes you as one.

Vox Day has been thrown out of every group he's ever been in. That's being a lone wolf, which isn't good. It's called omega status.

Well, that depends on being a lone wolf because you get tired of crowds/groups rather than because the "pack" exiles you. Like people who are good at leadership, but don't like the pressure of being a leader.

I would say alpha is a status were a "pack" can look at you and trust your choices for the good of the pack. Or something like that. But that's just my two cents.

Back on topic, is not like Nice Guys (tm) could lead anything, they can't even put their priorities and life in order, ffs.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He was also fairly attractive when he was younger and probably gets his fair share of booty cos women love funny dudes.

And if we're going to be honest, having the prestige he does and using it to virtue signal about feminism doesn't hurt.

Not to lambaste the guy, he's one of my favorite comics. But we live in a world where standing on a table and shouting "I BELIEVE WOMEN ARE EQUAL" will get you cheered as if you're some edgy revolutionary dropping truth bombs no one had ever thought of before in the right circles. Good on him for doing well with his career but he does epitomize the "comedy as a preaching platform" archetype.