Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 66 17.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.6%

  • Total voters
    382
Transcript of the sentencing hearing:

 
Discussed recovery:

- He knew his counselor personally as an "acquaintance," and that was a "comfort"; he linked that association to why he was ranked the lowest level of addiction. They did not diagnose him as an alcoholic.
Not sure if admiting to shit like this during 5 year supervised Probation is wise on any level... But hey it's the Pope of Cuckolding.
Probably going to deny this admission of his own to twitter detractors later tonight already.
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Not sure if admiting to shit like this during 5 year supervised Probation is wise on any level... But hey it's the Pope of Cuckolding.
Probably going to deny this admission of his own to twitter detractors later tonight already.
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Transcript of the sentencing hearing:

WOW. JUST FUCKING WOW CRACKETS
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Nick has to be the single dumbest motherfucker that judge has ever seen
“I’ve always been called smart”
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nick is going to be remembered at judicial conferences for years. SJW may never need to buy drinks again with Nick’s sentencing hearing.
Excellent work Crackets. May this story outlive him.
 
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I personally think Nick's LOLbertarian ideology completely fucked him over. At no point he accepts that he contributed likely tens of thousands into the drug trade of Minnesota. Fueling the activities of violent organised crime.

The fact he doesn't acknowledge this ever, instead going "muh KEEDZ MANG" and lying through his teeth about being sad that he fucked over his wife. I think it really ticked off the judge.
 
Is that shirt he is wearing one that he wore to that gays 90's place?


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My God... he cannot dress for anything? Who is going to watch... this... for any legal advice? The background is not appealing at all either. If he wants to capture the winemoms and True Crime audience, he could at least have redone the background to something more typical.

It’s Locals exclusive streams I’m banned from

He repeated most of the nonsense in his YouTube stream that same night. He is not cognitively able to produce distinct shows and circles back to the same seeth topics

Side note: if the drugs didn't leave the packaging while the police were at the home, how did all that "residue" get on the cop's hand to be transfered to the kid's hair? Unless Crackets prefers that he just had loose coke and "residue" spread all over the place.

Because OBVIOUSLY the police officer did the knife in the bag and pinky taste thing that all cops TOTALLY do!

It sounds simple but the math really compounds. On one hand it makes sense to teach calculus one component at a time before bringing it all together in Diff. Eq. but I also wish they had sprinkled in some of the easier Diff. Eq. stuff in the lower level coursework so it didn't feel like such a difficulty spike.

I agree. I almost had to re-take the course myself.
 
I've taken to calling it the Saint Balldo's Day Speech, too bad it went about as well for him as the French at Agincourt.
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of farmers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in Kandyohi now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That laughed with us upon Saint Balldo’s day.
 
Nick's live on Viva right now, on Rumble, pontificating about his case.

ETA:

Discussed recovery:

- He knew his counselor personally as an "acquaintance," and that was a "comfort"; he linked that association to why he was ranked the lowest level of addiction. This person (who he knew) did not diagnose him as an alcoholic.

- He was required to do 40 hours of "relapse prevention."

- Required to confess to all substances. He claims he was honest, hence: at age 40 - MDMA, coke, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine,

- He "prefers hallucinogens"

I can't imagine just "getting into" shit like that at 40 years old. I wonder, if he hadn't been raided by the gestapo, if Nick would have been on the express train to heroin/fentanyl town.
 
I had to laugh at this. Even in court, in front of a judge for sentencing as a consequence of his monumental fuckups, Nick has no humility. Instead of keeping his fat mouth shut until it’s time for him to have his say, he has to speak up about the case number even though he doesn’t know it and knows he doesn’t know it. Imagine being this pathetic and embarrassing.

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