Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DSP for president 2032]

Side note: if the drugs didn't leave the packaging while the police were at the home, how did all that "residue" get on the cop's hand to be transfered to the kid's hair? Unless Crackets prefers that he just had loose coke and "residue" spread all over the place.

That is a good point, but that lie is even funnier because it's not residue, it's a metabolite INSIDE the hair. You probably know this already, but I just wanted to laugh and reminisce about Rekieta claiming that metabolites can metabolize in the absence of a metabolism lmaooo

 

[demicolon]

yes yes I am still 12...

You must be over the age of 18 to use this site.

 

[Melty Butter]

Branca's Gen X disinterest in Nick's Supertips degeneracy (plenty) is actually very amusing.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@MNPublicRecords someone must FOIA or motion to unseal those rekieta CPS case transcripts now that Criminal trial is settled.

Good luck. Family court (even here) is sealed tighter than Nick's lips on a whiskey bottle.

If they were audio supertips he may have refused to play them.

MuH FuHsT 'mEnDmEnT oNlY ApLlIeS tO dUhRekT SpeEcH; nOt AhtUfisHalLy GenEraTeD Sound!

This is a lie. It is now 100% clear she posed for it.

Keanu from the start said it looked posed--like 'and outfit of the day' photo off of Instagram.

I'm a big fan of Crackieta's cope that the sermon Brother Melin gave the Sunday after their arrest (I believe) was not related to him at all because it would have been "written weeks in advance."

Yeah Nick, it's not like being a decent writer and public speaker is one of the requirements for being a religious leader. It is totally impossible for a pastor or priest to:

• scrap a sermon and replace it on short notice
• amend a pre-written sermon to reflect recent events
• change it the day of and speak completely from the heart without preparation

There's absolutely no way! Sneed.

But Melin doesn't have a CREATIVE WRITING DEGREE like Nick! He could not possibly speak extemporaneously! He only talks 1-2 hours a week, and Nick talks for 4-5 every night!

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A few points on this:

- He appears to be telling the truth. Today is a make up day for missed classes despite regular classes being cancelled for Easter Monday. I assume one or more of his daughters attended and needs to be picked up.

- This has been known for at least 3 days based on the studio's postings, yet no Rekieta parent noticed.

- The age old question, what does Kayla do?

Have you cross-referenced with television schedules of Star Trek marathons?

I forgot the name of the nanny, her name started with an L I think. She's not bad looking, so I can totally see the degenerate Nick hitting on her, perhaps with Kayla too. I'm sure she has stories to tell too about the horrors she witnessed working there.

Chaney Bitzan.

I am just imagining Nick using a stupid Dune-inspired pickup line on her...

I fucking hate the term "littles" so much.
Also you can see why Nick picked her.

I think the 'their vs. there' typographical error is more egregious.

Is this confirmed or a joke?
Their lives are so fucked I can't tell

Joke, so far... But your scepticism is warranted. Nick is capable of much.

 

[Oxyjen]

Doo doo poop cakes is my favourite part

Legitimately not awful guitar solo.

It’s interesting that Montegraph has chosen this juncture to enter the chat anyway…

 

[Fapcop]

Personally I look forward to Rekieta becoming a seething, bitter dry drunk.

He may be able to not drink without getting outright DT, but he’s already coping and seething like a real dry drunk.

He clearly believes that stupid government is just bullying him for no good reason, that he didn’t do anything wrong, aside from getting caught, and misses all the FUN he had.

Get ready for an increasingly bitter Rekieta just seething for hours at a time.

 

[Sloppa]

I can’t wait for Nick to start failing his drug and alcohol tests and start coming up with excuses about poppy seed bagels and penne alla vodka. It will never occur to him that these POs have heard it all and he will just look more like a dishonest clown than ever.

Gosh. . you're right. I was actually thinking about this like someone without holes in their brain, Nick is just going to blame the first failed drug test on vodka pasta sauce. He's lining up his cope.

We should put bets on **when** the Penne Alla Vodka cope will happen.

 

[Vibralldo]

He had so much time to prepare for Karen Read trial, it's a huge case, everything is out there easily accessible, there's a whole first trial he could have watched skipping the boring bits. And yet there he is, clearly absolutely clueless and making demented cringe comments just to say anything. I love it.

Rekieta thinks he's innately talented and can just go in blind because he's the "number one lawtuber" and because everyone kept calling him smart

 

[not william stenchever]

I'm impressed that someone here actually knows that they'd need to use differential equations to get the right answer. Only someone with an advanced understanding, and likely a degree in, mathematics, chemistry, or physics would typically know that.

It sounds simple but the math really compounds. On one hand it makes sense to teach calculus one component at a time before bringing it all together in Diff. Eq. but I also wish they had sprinkled in some of the easier Diff. Eq. stuff in the lower level coursework so it didn't feel like such a difficulty spike.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Get ready for an increasingly bitter Rekieta just seething for hours at a time.

This will continue for 5 years, I wonder when the realization will hit him.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Right. Nick left stream at 1:30 Central and returned to stream at 2:10 Central, so 40 minutes. Yes, that's a quick piss test, by deduction.

That seems a little too quick, although I admit I've never driven around Minnesota to have my piss examined by a stranger.

How fucking humiliating to have to interrupt your stream because Daddy Government demanded that you present your tallywhacker LOL. He used to interrupt his stream for nothing, not even his daughter asking for her stuffed animal back. Now he's Uncle Sam's BITCH.

 

[Sloppa]

That seems a little too quick, although I admit I've never driven around Minnesota to have my piss examined by a stranger.

How fucking humiliating to have to interrupt your stream because Daddy Government demanded that you present your tallywhacker LOL. He used to interrupt his stream for nothing, not even his daughter asking for her stuffed animal back. Now he's Uncle Sam's BITCH.

Strange man, bodily fluids, shaky excuses. . .nothing new for Nick.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Nigga’s going as “Actually Criminal” lol.
Sean buckbroke him by simply being jolly, what a cuck.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Legitimately not awful guitar solo.

It’s interesting that Montegraph has chosen this juncture to enter the chat anyway…

Montegraph knows Nick is boxed in with that case (Nick won't settle, so it's going to be another trademark Rekieta L), so he's having a bit of fun.

 

[not william stenchever]

He used to interrupt his stream for nothing, not even his daughter asking for her stuffed animal back. Now he's Uncle Sam's BITCH.

Like I said, the state now controls the destiny of his penis (and therefore his livestream)

Sean buckbroke him by simply being jolly,

Never underestimate the power of being a jolly fellow. Let the whimsy run through you.

 

[Oxyjen]

Montegraph knows Nick is boxed in with that case (Nick won't settle, so it's going to be another trademark Rekieta L), so he's having a bit of fun.

This is the next lawl drama I’m looking forward to (as well as the body cam and any transcripts from this one). Don’t know annything about it other than Nick called him a pedophile without justification, so he’s suing. Good luck to him!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This is the next lawl drama I’m looking forward to (as well as the body cam and any transcripts from this one). Don’t know annything about it other than Nick called him a pedophile without justification, so he’s suing. Good luck to him!

Enjoy the read.

Thread 'Steve Quest (p/k/a Montagraph) vs. Nicholas Robert Rekieta & Rekieta Law, LLC (2023)'

Jan 12, 2023

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Montagraph: Real name Steve Quest, is a movie-maker known for being a shockjock online which ultimately due to the nature of his shockjockness attached a reputation of a pedophile onto him. This is an important part of Rekieta's defense. As far as anyone can tell, Quest is a massive weirdo that wanted the bad boy reputation, but is not actually a pedophile. No one, including the Kiwi Farms and highly paid lawyers for the defense, has ever been able to find anything to substantiate the rumors surrounding Quest. For his part, he has spent the last decade...

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It is such a great example of Nick being a retard. He will suffer even more.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Enjoy the read.

Thread 'Steve Quest (p/k/a Montagraph) vs. Nicholas Robert Rekieta & Rekieta Law, LLC (2023)'

Jan 12, 2023

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Montagraph: Real name Steve Quest, is a movie-maker known for being a shockjock online which ultimately due to the nature of his shockjockness attached a reputation of a pedophile onto him. This is an important part of Rekieta's defense. As far as anyone can tell, Quest is a massive weirdo that wanted the bad boy reputation, but is not actually a pedophile. No one, including the Kiwi Farms and highly paid lawyers for the defense, has ever been able to find anything to substantiate the rumors surrounding Quest. For his part, he has spent the last decade...

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It is such a great example of Nick being a retard. He will suffer even more.

Montegraph's victory lap will be so funny to watch. It will add to Nick's achievement of three back-to-back LOTY wins.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's live on Viva right now, on Rumble, pontificating about his case.

ETA:

Discussed recovery:

- He knew his counselor personally as an "acquaintance," and that was a "comfort"; he linked that association to why he was ranked the lowest level of addiction. This person (who he knew) did not diagnose him as an alcoholic.

- He was required to do 40 hours of "relapse prevention."

- Required to confess to all substances. He claims he was honest, hence: at age 40 - MDMA, coke, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine,

- He "prefers hallucinogens"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick's live on Viva right now, on Rumble, pontificating about his case.

I'll wait for clips. I cannot endure more than 2 minutes of that retard rambling.