Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick said he hasn’t talked to April, but he didn’t deny conversing with her.

Your credibility is for shit, Nick. Hope the faggy word games were worth it.

 

[Can of Bread]

- Also, this (he's very active in chat):

I was going to ask why even lie about something provably false, but then I remembered this is Rekieta we're talking about.
Why even say this, though? Barely anyone gives a shit about April anymore, and calling attention to people asking about her will just incite more attention towards her. Oh wait, again we're talking about Rekieta.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So, he just fucks her in the ass and face without talking to her at all. That's rather cold and impersonal.



This demonstrates he knows nothing about psychology. That interaction has NOTHING to do with mac and cheese. She was using the mac and cheese as a reason for you to interact with her. Children won't say to their parents outright "I want you to spend some time with me!"

To be fair, you don't go to April for deep, stimulating conversation.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Montagraqh via @elb has released a music video titled "Another WIN For The TOE"
PreserveTube

Spoiler: Local Archive

It has some pretty brutal lyrics roasting Nick. Kek

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick said he hasn’t talked to April, but he didn’t deny conversing with her.

Your credibility is for shit, Nick. Hope the faggy word games were worth it.

"The police asked if she slept the night, no one did any sleeping" style answer

Do they not realize that they come across as dirty old men after the 15th joke?

Nick literally gets off from exposing his fetishes to other people, so, yes

 

[Captain Manning]

I’m inclined to agree. How long before he does a Kanye and confesses to molesting one of his male cousins from the age of six years old?

I dunno about that. I just know when it comes to him claiming he's gay (twice!), his actions actually confirm, and not betray, his words.

It's not just that he said it, but the whole thing with Aaron.

- The first witness in the case is a nice EMT kid who had to talk in depth about intubation, throat noises, and stripping the victim to warm the body. The blow job/sex commentary from Nick and Branca went on for 10 min. Do they not realize that they come across as dirty old men after the 15th joke?

Everybody saw this coming.

"Well maybe she's a diaper fetishist Megan! Did you think of that?"

The greatest legal mind in the world, everybody.

 

[Sloppa]

Assuming that Nick is financially supported by his parents, and assuming he sticks with streaming as his day job to satisfy his probation, will Nick have to provide evidence of income to the PO?

It certainly seems plausible that he’ll continue these dreadfully boring streams a few hours a day as his “day job” but as viewers inevitably plummet along with his income, there’s a good chance he’s going to be making next to nothing. Can the PO eventually force him to get an actual job?

No, as long as he keeps himself occupied his PO will be happy.

I'm only in and out of the Read coverage. Thought I'd note these two things:

- In the first hour or two of the Read coverage, his daughter comes in (not shown). Nick leaves because she wants help making mac & cheese (I assume it's the microwave single-serving kind). When he returns around 5 minutes later, he complains because "she makes herself mac & cheese every day" or words to that effect.

- Also, this (he's very active in chat):
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- The first witness in the case is a nice EMT kid who had to talk in depth about intubation, throat noises, and stripping the victim to warm the body. The blow job/sex commentary from Nick and Branca went on for 10 min. Do they not realize that they come across as dirty old men after the 15th joke?

Now there's no naked games of coke fueled grab-ass going on in the Balldo Dream Mansion, he should hire a lady to make meals for his kids, tidy up etc. Pretty vile that he has all this money but his kids have to eat human cat-food.

 

[elb]

I noticed she's directly uploading Nick's content again instead of reactions to circumvent copyright.

Did you get the regain green light from the Balldo @elb? Or are you smashing through the Copyright Cuck Blockade?

It’s Locals exclusive streams I’m banned from

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick said he hasn’t talked to April, but he didn’t deny conversing with her.

“As a matter of fact we didn’t talk we just had a brief chat that lasted as long as I could with my Balldo inside her. It was not a talk. Please stop with these Karen Farms rumors about me!”

 

[Pentamidine]

- Also, this (he's very active in chat):
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I haven't spoken with April since January. She has her own life and would like to be left alone

lmao

This means that he was trying to hide his current thing with April from Kayla. I'm guessing Kayla said "It's her or me". Nick was forced to choose Kayla, so he finally sold the house he had been letting April live in and then he and April had that very public Twitter breakup so that Kayla could be convinced the affair was over. But in reality, Nick just moved her into a crack shack 15 minutes down the road and has still been seeing her, probably on his way back from driving duh keeeeeeedz around (which makes Kayla's letter to the judge hilarious in retrospect).

So he has to pretend not to recognize the address in the superchat not because he didn't want US to have confirmation of April's location, but because he was trying to hide it from Kayla. Because let's be real - if he wasn't trying to hide it from Kayla, he'd just admit that he's been driving down the road and plowing his girlfriend, he'd be proud of it.

Alternate theory: Kayla didn't say "it's her or me", Dan Slatta said "Get rid of the whore or I'm taking Kayla and all the kids with me". In that case, Nick wouldn't be hiding April from Kayla but from Dan Slatta. Dan then probably hired a PI to track April to make sure she wasn't making her way back to his daughter's home. The PI sent some photos - including April's truck at the new crack shack - and then Dan posted them to KiwiFarms under his alias @MNPublicRecords

Now that Nick's denied having seen April (and spun some story to Kayla or Dan) hopefully the next leak is photos of the Rustang and maybe Nick himself at the crack shack.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Solid move hiring a nanny.
Bad move trying to fuck the nanny.
Next time hire an ugly and old Nanny

How about next time keep your dick in your pants.

And as for your suggestion, two words: Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Wait, what the FUCK?
How many different kinds of cancer do those two retards have?

As of 2024, Minnesota has the 2nd-lowest average cost for a benchmark family health insurance plan ($363/month) in the country, behind only New Hampshire ($325/month). For reference, the most-expensive state average is Vermont, at $950/month. The average cost, looking at all US customers, was $477/month.
If we look at the average lowest-cost gold plan premiums, Minnesota still has the 5th-lowest average cost ($419/month). The lowest state is again New Hampshire ($354/month), the worst is still Vermont ($1,139/month), and the US average is $507/month.
(source)

Now, maybe having five kids on that plan drives up the cost a bit from that average baseline cost. I could see that. But up to 2400 fucking dollars a month? In Minnesota, of all places?
Medicine costs a bit, yes, but it's generally nowhere near that expensive. Not unless you have something severely wrong with you, or something incredibly rare, and the medicine used to treat it is correspondingly expensive as fuck.

So... what the hell is wrong with Nick and/or Kayla?
Watch it turn out to be nothing and he's just being a retard with money again.

Depends on the plan he picked and their income. On the MN marketplace (MNSure), the results ranged from $1500-2400 for a family of 7. Depending on what he counts as income, they could be eligible, even at $200k/year, for $370/ month in credits against the premiums. For $2k/mo, they could get the HealthPartners Gold PPO plan, with $15 copays and a deductible of only $2k. Generic drugs $25. For $2100, Medicare gold, $30 copay, $3000 deductible, generic drugs $15. Both have very good networks in MN.

 

[Lian Xing]

Alternate theory: Kayla didn't say "it's her or me", Dan Slatta said "Get rid of the whore or I'm taking Kayla and all the kids with me". In that case, Nick wouldn't be hiding April from Kayla but from Dan Slatta. Dan then probably hired a PI to track April to make sure she wasn't making her way back to his daughter's home. The PI sent some photos - including April's truck at the new crack shack - and then Dan posted them to KiwiFarms under his alias @MNPublicRecords

It doesn't appear that Nick wants the kids or Kayla. If this was the case, why wouldn't he just let them go? Unless the trust disbursements are somehow tied to keeping the family together, I don't see how this theory pans out.

As of 2024, Minnesota has the 2nd-lowest average cost for a benchmark family health insurance plan ($363/month) in the country, behind only New Hampshire ($325/month). For reference, the most-expensive state average is Vermont, at $950/month. The average cost, looking at all US customers, was $477/month.

How the hell is NH the cheapest and VT the most expensive? They have practically the same demographic make-up, and they are in the same part of the country.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He just had a crash out about 15 minutes back where he gives us his brilliant trial strategy and then starts sperging out over White not properly creating a motion and spending too much time on strategy.

 

[dustnight]

This demonstrates he knows nothing about psychology. That interaction has NOTHING to do with mac and cheese. She was using the mac and cheese as a reason for you to interact with her. Children won't say to their parents outright "I want you to spend some time with me!" and they fucking shouldn't have to! This shows you how little thought he puts into his children and how they are feeling.

But this also begs the question, what does Kayla do?

 

[Pelican Bones]

But this also begs the question, what does Kayla do?

blacks and ketamine, as I understand it

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Yeah, that sounds about right.


AFAIK, no. Legal Eagle mainly bitches about Trump.

On the one hand, you can say he's got TDS. On the other hand, he punches up. The opposite of Nick.

Nick can't really punch much lower than he's already at.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He just had a crash out about 15 minutes back where he gives us his brilliant trial strategy and then starts sperging out over White not properly creating a motion and spending too much time on strategy.

If only he remembered to do this when he forgot to challenge probable cause at the Omnibussin'

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Indeed. Read pioneer of criminal profiling John Douglas’s Mindhunter, The Evil Men Do or Dark Dreams (both by fellow profilers Roy Hazelwood and Stephen Michaud). They’re all uneasy reads due to the granular detail they provide of violent crimes. It is striking how much Nick Rekieta fits their overall description of the degenerate freaks who commit such abominable acts.

It might sound hyperbolic to say Nick looks like a family annihilator waiting to happen. That is until you realize many of the men who committed such crimes passed for normal much better than Nick is capable of doing.

You know who also refused to admit his crimes or even step down from the position he was convicted of exploiting (11 felony convictions, 55 years) bc he was too stubborn to take the single count/ single year (iirc) deal he was offered? R. Budd Dwyer.

Also back on healthcare insurance: premiums are deductible. And I quoted quotes for non-employee marketplace insurance. Conceivably he could be an employee ("employee") of, say, an LLC or a trust and be cost-sharing. Or mommy's paying.

Oh! And "Medicare" should have been Medica in my last comment. Spell-check knows nothing.

Just to reveal the current lawtube pecking order:

• Emily D Baker is at 19k viewers
• Attorney Melanie Little has 16k viewers
• Court TV has 13k viewers
• Andrea Burkhart is at 3.8k viewers
• Nick has 2.6k viewers
• Kurt the sperg has 380 viewers

So Nick is somewhere between the Washington lesbian and the autistic sperg. He's not in the same league as Emily D Baker any more.

And EDB has been consistent since Depp, even between big trials, and not, afaik, taking a years' long break to get fucked up on coke. Weird and funny people prefer to listen to an actual lawyer with experience.

 

[dont step on snack]

- Also, this (he's very active in chat):
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If one ignores the fact he's the lying liar that lies, how exactly would that play out ?
Are we talking about a secret nerd door knock like the konami code or are we talking about roleplaying a dying cat / skunk in front of the meth den?
Afterwards he can stick his balldo in her for 30 seconds and goes to the twin cities for a massage with happy end.

At the end of the day, she's just a expensive prostitute.

 

[Edward Teach]

Nick just said he will have to leave the stream and go visit his PO for paper work........probably a random piss test.