Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 35 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 450 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 123 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,727 38.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,051 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,535
Nigger herding his cattle toward his "new" streamer persona from the game dev one... Most loyal one already regurgitating his bullshit from his latest meltdown...

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"Animus is not quite done, there has been another major rework of the area recently."
That shit progression is at 98% for years, he done jackshit...

"Thor is trying to update the game monthly now, the next update is scheduled for may"
And failed spectacularly... First of the march update delivered at the 2nd, second this month mald supposed to dropped the update at April 1st... then 5th, then next week. There is only 2 scenario either no April update or no May one... i giving 0% chance for 2 update on May...

"He's less focused on the game now due to it not making money and all the obligations of running the company/rescue taking precedence due to that, but he's still developing it. Mostly off-stream now"
Ohh look at that heartbount not making money? He has one obligation... to finish his 8 year old game... obligation toward his patreons and steam buyers to deliver his shit PERIOD! He employed 2 janny at his ferretswich also supposed to be fully autonomous, so why the ferrets bogging down his development cycle ? Also, also how much money an 8 years old unfinished early access crap supposed to make ?
 
Nigger herding his cattle toward his "new" streamer persona from the game dev one... Most loyal one already regurgitating his bullshit from his latest meltdown...


"He's less focused on the game now due to it not making money and all the obligations of running the company/rescue taking precedence due to that, but he's still developing it. Mostly off-stream now"
Ohh look at that heartbount not making money? He has one obligation... to finish his 8 year old game... obligation toward his patreons and steam buyers to deliver his shit PERIOD! He employed 2 janny at his ferretswich also supposed to be fully autonomous, so why the ferrets bogging down his development cycle ? Also, also how much money an 8 years old unfinished early access crap supposed to make ?
Man that streams 12 hours a day, decides to become a streamer? Streaming MORE will absolutely not help him lmao, he's lost a huge chunk of his audience and is still bleeding viewers. 6k average is still extremely good and will make you very rich, unless you decided to hire 15 jannies and run a ferret death camp on the side.

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Man that streams 12 hours a day, decides to become a streamer? Streaming MORE will absolutely not help him lmao, he's lost a huge chunk of his audience and is still bleeding viewers. 6k average is still extremely good and will make you very rich, unless you decided to hire 15 jannies and run a ferret death camp on the side.

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Since he's an industry shill, he should lay off half his employees in corpo fashion. Though that might make him buy more ferrets from the pet store so still no Heartbound.
 
Tempted to boot up RPG maker and make a whole ass game before he finishes Heartbound.
How epic would it be for someone to create a parody shitbound game and finish it in a few months while Mald can only provide excuses.

I work with a developer who is also full of excuses as to why nothing ever gets done. Unfortunately I'm not their boss so I have to deal with it.
 
Someone needs to (legally, safely, politely) mail him a Sonichu medallion (to a PO box he publicly posts for the intent of receiving gifts).

Edit: The plurality of trash cans makes it apparent I should have written something a bit more succinct like "He didn't get a medallion yet." I do not condone pozzing holes. If some retard pozzes any holes because of this post, you are a niggerfaggot.
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This does not even deserve a captains log introduction...
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'CUZ I'M DEAD SERIOUS
Insite and offsite tour I did a few hours ago of Nulls kiwifarms, everyone near me-
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THE MODERATORS OF JASON DISCORD AND KIWIFARMS ARE ANGRY AT US! BLAMING AT US! It's the threads fault. I admit, it's the threads fault. I want every cow tipper from this thread
OFF.THIS.WEBSITE!
I'll send in the FBI, I'll send it the CIA, I'll send in everything in my power! Just get cowtippers off this websi-
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Listen to me!
Yes.
Listen to me!
Yes.
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Turn that text font size down. I don't care what you guys say here if it's US legal.
*sigh*
You better knock that cowtipping off.

I'm working on it.
TODAY!
I'm working on it!
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Do you realize? DO YOU REALIZE SOMETHING? Lemme tell you... if the DOJ of USA sees a cowtipping post, and it spills over to real life. The site can be pressured, this thread locked, and you'll be forced to gossip elsewhere? You better knock off cowtipping Jason and fast!
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I'm working on it! I-I'm just making a post on KF t-telling everybody in the thread to... to knock it off with the cowtipping. It's out of my control.
I DON'T WANT THE DOJ TO FORCE ME TO LOCK THIS THREAD! What you guys can potentially do is stick a knife in this threads neck and kill it!
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Alright lemme just... I'm working on it... I'M WORKING ON IT! So yeah, please, stop cowtipping Jason T Hall...
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NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Curse the cow tippers, peace to everybody else
 
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longpost for posterity showcasing Mald's devious behaviour with charity. I believe this has barely been covered by the major sloptubers/onlyfangs content creators when diremaul incident happened, and I'm not sure if it's been covered on here. Chronologically, the events described below begun when this thread only had 2 pages. Spoiler tagged so hopefully it saves space.

I have finally worked out what this "debt tracker" is on his discord, and why it is in the negative numbers right now.
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As of today, his current debt sits at -$9111
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For context; this debt is all the donations given to him where he doesn't respond to the TTS(text to speech message/question), since he only responds to TTS during designated breaks. The money from those TTS messages gets donated to charity when the debt hits an arbitrary number for Mald, and he posts his receipts in the discord so chat can "hold him accountable". This is one of 2 ways Mald does charity initiatives.

The other way is where Mald partners with a charity through twitch, allowing his viewers to personally sent donations directly to the charity, as he is doing right now with a twitch partnership with the charity Open Sauce. He also did one earlier in the year for the Humane society, also pictured below. All of this money raised goes directly to the charity and doesn't touch Mald's wallet, while the left over TTS message has to be donated by Mald(essentially functioning as a charity middleman). This will be important for later.

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I sought to find out why the fuck the donations associated with the TTS messages, or the debt, is in the negative, since it seems weird to have "negative" twitch donations.

What I uncovered was very malicious and conniving scheme Mald pulled off during the peak of his popularity, in front of hundreds of popular content creators like Pokimane and Pewdiepie.

See, Mald's debt went negative on 7/22/24. So something must've happened during the 2 day period from the 20th and 22nd...

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Oh, pirate was part of a charity auction between those days? I guess the answer is somewhere within this event.
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Clicking on the donation link gave this
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It was a charity drive featuring several popular youtubers and twitch streamers, such as Mald, Pewdiepie, Pokimane, Ludwig(mald's butt buddy), Valkyrae, Ironmouse, Legaleagle, Dougdoug, MoistCritikal, Jerma, Michael Reeves and William Osman. Don't know who any of them are? that's ok, they aren't really relevant to this story besides the last 3, but you don't have to know who any of these people are other than they all have millions of followers on social media, and that they donated a valuable item to CDawgVA for him to auction off.

Indeed, Mald donated an item aswell, his uh, whatever this is
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Woah, he also bought back the item he donated, guess he really doesn't wanna part with this bootleg piratesoftware-brand defcon badge that he made. But people just thought; "well, good on Mald, atleast he donated $7,750 to charity!"
And Mald wasn't done, he also won auctions on tech youtuber's Michael Reeves' custom roomba and William Osman's custom 3d printed skull, and he lost an auction on comedy youtuber Jerma's staff.
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So, adding the $7,750 with the $4,200 and $10000, we get $21,950 raised for charity! And Mald got both his donated item back, and 2 new items from popular tech youtubers! See, here is Mald's tweet about it.
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Wait, wait, wait.....those previous donations....they were from the TTS debt file......that $7,500 donation was made by the awesome goblins of Piratesoftware's community!
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Wait...it can't be.......but the $8779 of debt before the auction plus the -$18171 of future debt after adds up exactly to $26,950, the number Mald said he raised for Cdawgva's charity initiative by buying the $10k roomba, the $7.7k mald bootleg and the $4.2k 3d printed skull....but wait, those 3 items only add up to $21,950, how did an extra 5k get added?


Wait wtf, Mald overpaid?? how do you even overpay at an auction event? Truly insane behaviour.

Wait, this asshole used the money his chat had set aside for charity to buy items from an auction charity, including his own donated item back. While every other content creator parted ways with their items and parts of their networth for free, this awful, AWFUL person used the auction pile to buy back his own items, and others aswell. I cannot stress enough how angry this makes me, while content creators like Pewdiepie, Pokimane, Valkyrae, Moistcritikal, Lilypichu, ProZD, Legaleagle etc, parted ways with something or made time for something, Mald uses his own chat's charity money to buy more for himself. THIS IS INSANE BEHAVIOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is truly, truly, malicious behaviour. Wtaf

And on top of that, you accidentally sent $5k to Cdawgva for Jerma's staff bid, and you are still going to make chat pay it back for your mistake lol.

Now, if you go back to the top of this post, you'll see that the total charity donations has gone up by $10k despite chat still struggling to pay back the debt and mistake from Cdawg's july 2024 auction. So what's the deal here? (answer is more devious shit)

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Oh, so on top of the ~$150k dollars his community raised for the humane society, he also donated $10k himself, and added that amount to the debt-tracker's total donations. So....does that mean that he alone only donated ~$50k of chat's money last year to charity and nothing else?

But, what, it gets worse. Remember what Mald said?
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I don't want to register my animal sanctuary as a 501c3 charity because I don't want the perception drawback that I am only doing this for some kind of tax break by "taking money from my left pocket and putting it into my right pocket"

Also here is Mald talking about working with Humane Society, the charity he personally donated $10k to, on his ferret sancutary.

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Nobody answered this guy. His brain is working fine, or would be if he just leaves the damn cult.

IT'S PROOF MALD JUST MOVED MONEY FROM HIS RIGHT HAND TO HIS LEFT(or his left pocket into his right pocket)

Anyways, this is truly horrific behaviour.

If you've read through all that, and gotten to the bottom, I think the next part of this scandal will be whether Mald decides to add the money from Opensauce charity(raised by his community) to the charity total within the debt tracker, as if he personally donated all the money his chat did(tbf, besides the 10k to humane society that is literally helping his ferret rescue, all of the charity donations are from his community, but indirectly through him.)

TL;DR recap: Mald paid ~$21k for william osman and michael reeves tech stuff, $10k from his left pocket to his right pocket, $5k accident that he's making chat pay for. only $30k out of his $66k was actually to charity without any strings attached for Mald.
 
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Lmao. Not only is he compulsive liar, he is also compulsive fraudster. :story:
Why is he imposing all those rules on himself, only to try to game them in goofy ass nigga way.
It's like jewish Eruv or muslims eating at night so Allah won't see it.

It really has to be some deep mental illness. He has some vision about himself, but he is completely unable to deliver on it.
Be it being game dev, or being generous charitable man. Yet he cannot destroy the vision in his mind, his ego depends on it, so he comes up with all this weird ass justification. And once it is seriously threaten he spirals like with Heartbound updates.
 
It really has to be some deep mental illness. He has some vision about himself, but he is completely unable to deliver on it.
It's insane narcissism, he probably feels ecstatic about getting away with faking generousity, like he's so much smarter than other streamers, the peasants in his discord, on twitch, reddit, twitter, this forum etc.
 
TL;DR recap: Mald paid ~$21k for william osman and michael reeves tech stuff, $10k from his left pocket to his right pocket, $5k accident that he's making chat pay for. only $30k out of his $66k was actually to charity without any strings attached for Mald.
I'm a brainlet, can someone tell me if I am getting this right:
Mald gave money to charity and now chat has to pay him back for that money he ''donated'' and that's what his discord ''debt tracker'' is?
 
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I'm a brainlet, can someone tell me if I am getting this right:
Mald gave money to charity and now chat has to pay him back for that money he ''donated'' and that's what his discord ''debt tracker'' is?
youre halfway there

people pay for tts on stream. the tts he doesn't play on stream goes to a debt collector that goes to charity.

he donated to charity independent of his tts debt collector. he then took the money he donated to charity and applied that as "credit" to his debt collector

so if he doesnt play like 1000 dollars worth of tts, and donates 2000 dollars to a charity, he'll only donate to a charity from the tts after chat donates at least 1000 dollars to even the difference

tldr his charity donations are just the tts ones
 
I'm a brainlet, can someone tell me if I am getting this right:
Mald gave money to charity and now chat has to pay him back for that money he ''donated'' and that's what his discord ''debt tracker'' is?
Yeah, in addition to potato sack's reply above, the only money that did not come from the "debt tracker of TTS" is $10k that did come out of Mald's own pockets, but this $10k goes to the humane society of washington state, who, as Mald admitted, is the charity helping his ferret sanctuary.
 
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There is no circular logic here nigger... You lost interest finishing your game because its not giving you clout anymore... And spending the time and money to be a IRL furfaggot does... Big shocker for you but this thread would be 1/4 of the size if you know and followed basic order of operation... IF you had finished your game first then pivoted to be a furfaggot vidya streamer after that, nobody would batted an eye... But now its just an other tally of your tremendous fuck ups / lies /gaslighting dogpieling upon you...

Nigger IF you ever read this just PM me the answer on DC (put your haxxor deffkon skills to good use:tomgirl:) so pleas tell me, if the streams allow you to work on your game why didn't you hired an other programmer to help you work alongside with you instead of the 15 jannys ?

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