Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Anyone dumb enough to dox themselves by sending Nick money via Supertips is too stupid for life. I’m sure Nick hasn’t disclosed that the Supertips Stripe integration gives him full visibility of each chatter’s name, ZIP code, etc.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

I'm a libertarian free speech absolutist, but...


Y'all can't behave! THIS SHIT IS SHUT DOWN UNTIL THE JANNIES (who do it for free) GET BACK!

 

[Soapmore]

If this holds, that 2 day drop will make Nick regret trying to go back to the facade. $60/h day one and if this holds he is looking at near minimum wage with the day 2. I am applying the 30% cut and I know playboard isn't 100% accurate but i doubt it's the money nick wants.

I am logging rumble but only for today and it's not looking good.

I think the real question isn't what Nick wants, but what income the GUBMINT (probation officer etc) deems sufficient before ordering him to get a real job at a local joint.

 

[BillyBobJoe]

When Nick said " Yea im going to add back all those that were blocked by the mods last Summer cause of info that shouldn't have been publicly released" it makes me really wonder if he really will or if its just another lie....after what im seeing lol

 

[Potatoherder]

Anyone keeping track of how much money he's making?

My internet shit itself but i can't see him getting much over $100 on rumble.

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Going off playboard he got $302 minus the at minimum 30% cut is $211.40. I believe rumble is a 20% cut off the top so even rounding up to $100 and adding it up you get around $36.5 an hour. Which isn't bad for someone to do no research and be bored watching a video.

The drop of 60% from day one to two isn't great but i am sure if something happens it will spike. The interesting thing to watch is what the low will be.

This doesn't factor in the new thing he has which is probably where the paypigs went as the claim is he gets more money.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Well this arc is still on the table... God i hate the internet.

 

[huckbeine]

I just wonder, if he is going to actually be sober for the rest of the probation period or is he going to weasel his way to drinking by technicality, since Chu-hi and Lemon Sours only contain 3% abv and actually considered non-alcohol. gotta drink a shit load just to get a buzz though

 

[parsnip]

Serious question here: if Nick really is streaming daily because he needs to pretend to have a job for the parole officer, how seriously do they have to take his pretense? Can they say "It's not an actual job if you're not making minimum wage/enough to pay your rent/enough to feed your KEEEEEDS"?

Do we think it is a parole pretense? Surely Petrofac Heirs Inc. could give him a job as Assistant Supervisor in the zoo donations department if he needed a paper job.

I don't think getting a job is a requirement for him. He'll be too busy doing random urine tests, community service, and driving those GOD DAMN kids around.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

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I just wonder, if he is going to actually be sober for the rest of the probation period or is he going to weasel his way to drinking by technicality, since Chu-hi and Lemon Sours only contain 3% abv and actually considered non-alcohol. gotta drink a shit load just to get a buzz though

Obesity arc incoming.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Obesity arc incoming.

Not while he’s snorting Adderall.

 

[AnOminous]

He's already checked out of trial streaming. Nick should just turn his show into an NLO clone and fully join the NAMBLAverse. Gossiping with the girls about another man's hog is clearly where his true passion lies.

His "trial streams" seem to consist of him apparently nodding off, not understanding what is going on, and occasionally making a completely inappropriate dick joke that nobody finds funny and his co-host visibly cringes at.

Anyone dumb enough to dox themselves by sending Nick money via Supertips is too stupid for life. I’m sure Nick hasn’t disclosed that the Supertips Stripe integration gives him full visibility of each chatter’s name, ZIP code, etc.

They're literally dumb enough to dox themselves to Nick on a platform run by an open pedophile and give him their full details just to suck his dick. Anyone this stupid deserves whatever happens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They're literally dumb enough to dox themselves to Nick on a platform run by an open pedophile and give him their full details just to suck his dick.

Nick doing online financial transactions via Melton — especially in the midst of this FBI investigation — sounds like the best idea ever. Forget streaming, Nick should hang out his shingle as a crisis comms and business strategist.

 

[Beavis]

Is Nick sharing super chat money with Branca or are they both live streaming on their own channel at the same time?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick doing online financial transactions via Melton — especially in the midst of this FBI investigation — sounds like the best idea ever. Forget streaming, Nick should hang out his shingle as a crisis comms and business strategist.

He should definitely add that to his resume as social media expertise. I'm sure that will impress his probation officer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

After seeing Kayla get into sexy talk with Branca while flirting with him on Nick’s stream a few years ago, I’m curious: Have the Rekietas ever taken any trips with Branca and his wife or hung out IRL? Branca is a lolcow and moron so it’s not surprising he’s streaming with Nick. But I have to wonder if Nick has been cucked by not just Aaron but Branca too.

He should definitely add that to his resume as social media expertise.

Knowing Nick’s hubris, he’s trying to book interviews to work with kids at local schools and DARE clubs.

 

[AnOminous]

After seeing Kayla get into sexy talk with Branca while flirting with him on Nick’s stream a few years ago, I’m curious: Have the Rekietas ever taken any trips with Branca and his wife or hung out IRL? Branca is a lolcow and moron so it’s not surprising he’s streaming with Nick. But I have to wonder if Nick has been cucked by not just Aaron but Branca too.


Knowing Nick’s hubris, he’s trying to book interviews to work with kids at local schools and DARE clubs.

Maybe he should bring his "favorite daughter," the one he dosed with cocaine, to help him with the explanation.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe he should bring his "favorite daughter," the one he dosed with cocaine, to help him with the explanation.

“OK, kids! Raise your hand if you have a closet under the stairs at home where you can go to ‘read’ and stash the good shit.”

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't think getting a job is a requirement for him.

Well I mean, he's obviously not doing it for fun.

 

[BathTubShine]

Well I mean, he's obviously not doing it for fun.

Probably trying to prove court that he is the "social media expert", "loved content creator" and "important person whose fans donate millions to charities all day every day" like he claimed many times during his trial/case.
He will have to keep up this ruse up until August 1st to avoid PO telling the court what an lazy cunt he is in his/her report.

Hopefully the boring ass Trial Streams drive him to fuck up the probation all together.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He’s really making his thumbnails using some crappy AI.
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Just look at today’s thumbnail—especially compared to yesterday’s.
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Why is he doing this? Those soulless eyes look so bad, it’s almost funny.

Is it AI? What is this? It looks god awful
I feel like it is an aging painting.