The Greater Kiwi Farms - or the Größere Kiwi-Bauernhöfe if you prefer

What monthly amount sounds reasonable?

  • $40 (300 to goal)

  • $30 (400 to goal)

  • $20 (600 to goal)

  • Not interested


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hey retard, you brought it up. You tagged the fucking guy into the fucking thread and are mad he responded. Can you please maybe gain some fucking introspection on if you're the problem?
When 4chan sends its people, they’re actually sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them.
 
do you happen to be, perchance, mad at the internet?
Furious, even. It isn't my responsibility to control my own emotions, it is the moderators' job to protect me from feeling things!!!
this has somehow become the prevailing school of thought across almost all social media and forums.
 
I would suggest having a 1/2/5/10-year donation that could be given once.
He's already mentioned he'll accept $480 for a year, maybe if he got interest he'd provide a year or longer discount.
 
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Thank you for proving my point. TDS on full display and trying to use join date as evidence for why you can rant like this and try to derail threads. 90% of your posts are this exact schizo rambling.

> You just want Trump to stick it in your butt

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Furious, even. It isn't my responsibility to control my own emotions, it is the moderators' job to protect me from feeling things!!!
this has somehow become the prevailing school of thought across almost all social media and forums.
some would call it a "bluesky moment"
Why would I pay for Kiwi Farms when I can just pirate it? Right, lads?
you wouldn't download an amhole, would you?
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It's too big on mobile. I think the medal icon works.
My main nitpick is the inconsistent menus, guess I'll just have to get used to it.
Is there a yearly billing option for Kiwi Pass? I think offering it at a slight (5-10%) discount compared to monthly might attract more people in the long term.

Edit: I don't want to sound too Jewish but an increased upload capacity for Kiwi Pass users and/or allowing non-webp images would also be an appealing perk
 
Just to be clear, we needed to remove reaction notifications because neg-rating was too much for certain users to handle.

Now, we need to implement private profiles because negative comments on people's profiles is also too much for certain users to handle.

Would I be completely off-base in inferring that the two groups of users in these instances are in-fact the same users? Maybe if these sensitive souls need the site to change so much the problem is actually with them and not the site? Just thinking out loud, please don't ban me again Josh.
You would indeed be completely off base! Sticker reactions were removed because of certain users famously making a group DM so they wouldn't have to fear mean stickies from the Hulkster, and the private profiles thing was something that Null decided to restore (not implement, it's there by default on Xenforo) on his own after removing it because of a specific cow.
 
For all the non-US niggers, if you live in a non-shithole of a country, getting your bank to draw you up a bank check in USD should not be a problem. Ask your bank if you can set up a bill pay with USD. Usually you can, I have done it while living in Europe. In my case the bank just auto-translated the Freedom Dollar payment at the prevailing FOREX conversion rate and charged that to my account in the appropriately denominated eurocuck currency.

In the US I have never run into trouble sending money anywhere in the world in the local currency, with the same process taking place, where they auto-convert the nigger currency at the prevailing FOREX conversion rate into Freedom Dollars, and I am charged that. I have even done this with recurring non-Freedom Dollar based subscriptions also without issue. I have done this with more currencies than I can probably even remember.

If your country is unable to make recurring payments in Freedom Dollars, where you live is crap.
 
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I understand the reason for allowing profiles to be hidden, is preventing users from posting on profiles not enough though? I now can't see the pages of some users who I like and even follow me. About banned accounts though, not just the lolcows ones are important imo. Many users who have been banned and do not have a thread are equally a part of site history. I understand it is a headache for you and the staff, but please make a better solution in the future. Exploring user profiles is a fun part of the site for me and a lot of other users. Even some of the most disliked users sometimes have fun or interesting posts on their profiles. Being able to read them again would be appreciated. If you read this I appreciate your time, thank you.
 
Does the hidden profiles also prevent user's posts from showing up when you use search to find posts by member? If not, it is still a way of looking at post histories (I dont give a shit about reaction history) even if their profile is hidden
 
I would pay $10 a month or $120 a year $20 a month is too high IMO.
If there was an option for $120 a year lump sum I would do that. If the cost of processing $10 checks is too high.
There's no way to convince that many people to send $10/mo. I can do pro rata lump payments but there's no way to give people meaningful rewards if I'm expecting 1200 people to do it. I'm confident we can get 300 people at $40. I might do lower but $20 is the lowest I'd consider. The less I charge, the worse the benefits will have to be. Like at $10 I can't even consider having feature spots.
 
Just to be clear, we needed to remove reaction notifications because neg-rating was too much for certain users to handle.

Now, we need to implement private profiles because negative comments on people's profiles is also too much for certain users to handle.

Would I be completely off-base in inferring that the two groups of users in these instances are in-fact the same users? Maybe if these sensitive souls need the site to change so much the problem is actually with them and not the site? Just thinking out loud, please don't ban me again Josh.
I think all problems can be blamed on salon users.
 
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