Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I love rant videos TWU doodt

He doesn't seem to be peeking towards an off-camera Jessica this time.

The troles who send him photoshopped pics of him and Clint having sex aren't getting to him at all. So much that he even brings it up in his video.

 

[Epikusername4]

can the boy stop doing the cross legged thing where we can see his feet would be pretty cool

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I love rant videos TWU doodt

He's ranting about a retarded hispanic kid named "Victor Perez" who was killed by police. Cobes is convinced the guy was white, because the first result for "Victor Perez" on Google is a French golfer.

Meanwhile the Victor Perez who was killed by police looks like this:

 

[Epikusername4]

He's ranting about a retarded hispanic kid named "Victor Perez" who was killed by police. Cobes is convinced the guy was white, because the first result for "Victor Perez" on Google is a French golfer.
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Meanwhile the Victor Perez who was killed by police looks like this:
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thats a damn shame the frenchie wasnt killed

 

[Earl of Slander]

can the boy stop doing the cross legged thing where we can see his feet would be pretty cool

Maybe Papa Nips put the nail clippers in a group home?

 

[The Bird]

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Maybe Papa Nips put the nail clippers in a group home?

I bet you $20 in DoorDash gift cards that he used to chew them off before his teeth started decaying.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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Maybe Papa Nips put the nail clippers in a group home?

Maybe he has as much trouble with nail clippers as he does with can openers

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

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Maybe Papa Nips put the nail clippers in a group home?

That black toenail is goth af.

 

[slungus22]

drink review

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

drink review

That Cameo money is being put to good use I see. With delivery fees this has to easily top $40.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That Cameo money is being put to good use I see. With delivery fees this has to easily top $40.

Since Windy City delivery permanent closed he has been using jackalope, according to their website;

That is without tip, which is not automatically applied, so the driver is not getting a tip from the boy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Since Windy City delivery permanent closed he has been using jackalope, according to their website;
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That is without tip, which is not automatically applied, so the driver is not getting a tip from the boy.
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My guess was on point then. Assuming it's $5 for cameo, about a dozen cameos nets him a delivery of $30 liquor.

No idea how many requests he gets per week but it's probably enough for him to do the bare minimum to keep the booze flowing.

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

I bet you $20 in DoorDash gift cards that he used to chew them off before his teeth started decaying.

That's probably why his teeth started decaying. Fungus migrated from his feet to his mouth. Circle of life dood!

 

[Cambiar]

Josh mentioned that the police caught the person who swatted him, does anyone know if that is true?

 

[HiveDull]

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If he went out, he would get the gnarliest ingrown toenail, toobz. You already know that his clothes are ill-fitting and he doesn't bother getting new ones to replaces them so it's obvious he would do the same for his shoes/boots.

 

[Fishcakes]

I love rant videos TWU doodt

"I hate police brutality doode, it just makes the police look bad"
You can make fun of me for watching Cobra videos but you just aren't going to get takes like this anywhere else

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I bet you $20 in DoorDash gift cards that he used to chew them off before his teeth started decaying.

Is he that flexible? Maybe warlord did it for him.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Gone too soon

 

[Dill]

Does anyone remember the KingcobraJFS wiki that was made a couple months ago. I can’t remember what the site was called

 

[Epikusername4]

Does anyone remember KingcobraJFS wiki that was made a couple months ago. I can’t remember what the site was called

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