Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.3%
  • Total voters
    303
This seems like a large probation office for a county of 43k residents.....I feel so sorry for the person who got Nick. I checked 8 names on the list and they are all listed as probation officers.


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Potatoherder said:
Isn't the Drex lore that Nick lost touch with him for like 10 years and only got back in touch during the blackface lawyer stuff came out? Almost seems like he used Drex as cover.
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It isn't clear.

Drexel was getting into "the lifestyle" while Nick and Kayla were still in college. This was also when Nick initially took the blackface picture. Fun fact: the blackface picture was Nick dressing up like Drexel, who was also visiting at the time (Drexel had hair then).

Also, here is an image from Drexel's Discord where he showcases him and the Rekietas going to a fight together in 2014, which would be after Drexel became a parent. It seems they still made time for each other.

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They may have met less frequently during this time, but it is doubtful that they ever lost touch completely prior to Drexel's first appearance on Nick's show. If they did, it was likely nothing that a quick phone call couldn't fix.

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Why is he doing this? Those soulless eyes look so bad, it’s almost funny.
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Edward Teach said:
He came back after about 30 mins and sounds like he is on his phone
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Note for Nick's PO: In a professional environment in Minnesota, this behaviour would typically invite disciplinary action up to and including dismissal.

Is he truthfully seeking gainful employment?
 
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Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
Nick had a date with a mattress. He still cannot figure out why his video is bad.
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Haha, day four and emergencies, driving his keeedz and problems with camera (remember the last locals stream before arrest when he livestreamed his black eye for one second?) already started.

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Sneed Force One said:
Nick is amusingly well-versed in substance analysis.
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One of the more slimy and disgusting things about Nick is how he wants to drench all his words in viscous ambiguity, but when it comes to literally anyone else in any context, he does the stark exact opposite and applies the most stringently unforgiving interpretation he thinks he can get away with.

There's a difference between "on certain occasions and under certain circumstances, our tests might produce levels 18% higher than other testing" and "our tests are always 18% off the mark and you should adjust every test result we produce to match this empirical fact."
 
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Edward Teach said:
This seems like a large probation office for a county of 43k residents.....I feel so sorry for the person who got Nick. I checked 8 names on the list and they are all listed as probation officers.


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I hope Balldo-Boy gets the most Scandinavian, most prudish female Probation Officer. The kind of woman who would have been a Nun 50 years ago.

[knock-knock-knock] "ohhh Mr Rekieta It's time for your urine test, don't ya know"

"NICOLAS ROBERT REKIETA! STOP SLAPPING YOUR HEAD THIS INSTANT"

"You can't be leavin' your phone off Mr Rekieta. Do it again and I'll be tellin' Judge Wendsworth about it"

"You're eyes are very bloodshot Mr Rekieta, everything okay at home there buddy?"
 
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Nicholas Robert Rekieta, a self-proclaimed First Amendment advocate, is once again deliberately stifling community engagement—reserving meaningful interaction for those willing to pay for access.

Nick shows little interest in fostering a broader (and more aware) community. Instead, he seems content with a dependable stream of unquestioning sycophants, enough to keep his probation officer satisfied for the next five years.
 
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I’m so glad he’s having to deal with Faggot Nick shitting up the stream with his tech support issues, self-centeredness and cluelessness about this case. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
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I tuned in for exactly 15 seconds on Wednesday, Nick appeared to be falling asleep, jerked awake and made a sex pun about the surname of one of the witnesses.
 
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I'll give Balldo credit for one thing: His current streams are a master class for anyone who has an acquaintance or relative struggling with substance abuse. This guy isn't a Twelve-Stepper, he's a No-Stepper! Not that the AA model or groups are perfect, but damn, they're better than this! Fucking A, man, drop the balldo, go to AA, drink coffee at Dennys after the meetings, go to sober softball, ,take up cigs, fuck SOBER Minnesota BPD 6's on the side, etc.

In all seriousness, just watching the clipped versions of his streams (god forbid you are bored enough to watch the raw version) will give you an understanding of "addict think". Most people just reserve their bullshit for those in their daily life, this mofo blasts it all out there to the whole world! It should be course material in medical training for addiction.

Nick's 12 Step Journey Progress Guide

Sorry if this has been done before, this thread is impossible to follow much of the time with my limited time.

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable.

-LOL, Nick never admits that he has any loss of control. "I can stop any time". OK, five years, motherfucker, let's see it.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

-There is no power greater than Nick. Jesus was just some bro who sinned just like the rest of us. I'm not a Christian, and even I am offended by his blasphemy. It would be the same though if Nick was Nashid Al-Rekieta and "Mohammed was just some dude" or "Buddha fucked around all the time". He would be offensive in any culture.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

-See #2.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

-Assignment incomplete.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

-Yeah, a narcissist is really going to put that one high on the list!

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

-No, not ready yet.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

-See #6.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

- Capable of listing his family, but not willing to make TRUE amends other than lip service.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

-See 8.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

-Never has, why would he start now? All I get from him is that the wrong was getting caught, not doing coke and letting his kid get into it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

-Nah, more fun to paint Warhammer figures and bang his BPD sidepiece in the crackshack.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

-I honestly hope he never makes it to this stage. Imagine preachy Nick all full of himself and religion and lecturing other people who aren't as smart and weird as he is! I know there is a term from 12-steppers for people who skip to 12 and preach shit without doing the other steps, but I forget the phrase. I do know they call guys who are just there for BPD pussy "13-steppers" which is pretty funny.
 
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Nicholas Robert Rekieta, a self-proclaimed First Amendment advocate, is once again deliberately stifling community engagement—reserving meaningful interaction for those willing to pay for access.

Nick shows little interest in fostering a broader (and more aware) community. Instead, he seems content with a dependable stream of unquestioning sycophants, enough to keep his probation officer satisfied for the next five years.
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A fun chat is one of the best ways to build an audience as a live streamer. Nick couldn’t take half a week of trolling.
 
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Nick had a date with a mattress. He still cannot figure out why his video is bad.
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If you look at yesterday’s tweet spree, it’s easy to see why he slept through his alarms—he just couldn’t stop tweeting.

Tweet Date (UTC)Tweet IDAuthorTweet TextTweet URL
Apr 25, 2025 at 05:551915645835943018974RekietaLawI don't sit around thinking about cat balls
Apr 25, 2025 at 05:541915645689528500535RekietaLawLike Caitlyn Jenner
Apr 25, 2025 at 05:471915643857858871450RekietaLawI said TODAY. Keep up.
Apr 25, 2025 at 05:441915643166679613525RekietaLawI think the worst thing i saw today was@catturd2saying they just sit and hammer out tweets for 12-14 hours a day.
That sounds miserable as hell.
Apr 25, 2025 at 04:521915630047441932525RekietaLawEwwww
Apr 25, 2025 at 04:351915625753904902546RekietaLawYour advice is appreciated.
Apr 25, 2025 at 04:081915618801216790687RekietaLawI just meant you were a happy post apocalyptic survivor.
Apr 25, 2025 at 03:531915615048115900745RekietaLawHe didn't! I actually figured he knows this.
Apr 25, 2025 at 03:511915614507130642600RekietaLawI mean, they tend to have money.
Apr 25, 2025 at 03:501915614360505843930RekietaLawNo fucking clue, lmao
Apr 25, 2025 at 03:491915614100941426923RekietaLawAsk@LawSelfDefenseabout his first marriage.
Apr 25, 2025 at 03:201915606909857550619RekietaLawThanks for helping Kurt get views.
Apr 25, 2025 at 03:191915606546018451501RekietaLawYou can pay them? I thought you had to give them cocaine!!!
Oh my GOD the trouble I could have saved...
Apr 25, 2025 at 03:181915606290140684514RekietaLawThey know what you like. Why u askin rn?
Apr 25, 2025 at 02:461915598214079615116RekietaLawHey, Sean. Ever consider he is lying to you? Read our texts to yourself, men. I have honored every word of them.
Apr 25, 2025 at 02:431915597585332502779RekietaLawPeople complaining that there is senseless engagement on X are weird.
These platforms sell ads. Engagement doesn't need to be sensible. Engagement needs to be predictable and in the demo.
Y'all should know this by now.
Also, Sexy man pic:
Apr 24, 2025 at 22:431915537111484186979RekietaLawMy kids also never ""told their pastor that their parents..."
Apr 24, 2025 at 21:171915515352429048182RekietaLawWhat high road are you talking about? There's only the road forward.
Apr 24, 2025 at 21:151915515064804872651RekietaLawYes. I am sure.
Apr 24, 2025 at 21:151915514870671323296RekietaLawHit the blind Algo. sorry fren
Apr 24, 2025 at 21:111915513939070210189RekietaLawHe left out Ashley, April, Kayla, his Kids, his mirror...
Apr 24, 2025 at 20:351915504965067432184RekietaLawAs you saw, it ended.
Tomorrow schedule is not concrete (to me, yet) but will announce when I know.
Apr 24, 2025 at 20:341915504722867372434RekietaLawWait, what?
Apr 24, 2025 at 20:341915504557238739361RekietaLawMore than I expected.
Apr 24, 2025 at 20:301915503658558525862RekietaLawAnyone punching him is punching downs.
Apr 24, 2025 at 20:281915503178511974550RekietaLawLmao. They had a mix up with witness scheduling
Apr 24, 2025 at 19:451915492315428229218RekietaLawWhy u in my head rn?
Apr 24, 2025 at 19:301915488479380738098RekietaLawWe're going to do just fine with each other. Welcome
Apr 24, 2025 at 19:271915487767384965506RekietaLawThis story that Aaron tells, is a fiction.
Apr 24, 2025 at 19:261915487574711210205RekietaLawI did not.
Apr 24, 2025 at 19:261915487465743282366RekietaLawWhy hasn't he released his children's tests?
Apr 24, 2025 at 18:411915476274203549749RekietaLawOnly*
Hey, this is funny. I'll have to tell this story sometime.
Apr 24, 2025 at 18:391915475821831021049RekietaLawOnoy came out because he violated the order he agreed to with his retarded lawyer, Kolb
Apr 24, 2025 at 18:381915475492389412881RekietaLawAlso a non hospitalized child ffs.
Apr 24, 2025 at 18:371915475101031522526RekietaLawShow up. Find minimal interruption, maximum irreverence and additional insight from myself and other experts that matters.
Apr 24, 2025 at 18:291915473133215113349RekietaLawCan you read?
Apr 24, 2025 at 18:271915472660475044248RekietaLawNo idea!
Apr 24, 2025 at 17:341915459404784091337RekietaLawThis didn't happen. Sorry.
Apr 24, 2025 at 17:261915457290427150415RekietaLawYes!
Apr 24, 2025 at 17:221915456268187193598RekietaLawBranca and I will return to cover the Karen Read Trial Tomorrow. The start time will be announced as soon as one of us figure out when the court will be broadcasting.
The jurors are visiting the scene of John O'Keefe's death. There will, allegedly, be witness testimony.
Keep watching for the stream announcement.
Apr 24, 2025 at 15:481915432686702809258RekietaLawYou asked your daughter if she wanted cocaine and she refused? Weird flex.
Apr 24, 2025 at 13:431915401279339167958RekietaLawMy adjudication was stayed! Get rekt!
Apr 24, 2025 at 13:171915394677588607224RekietaLawon Rumble:rumble.com/v6sifhn-karen-rea…
Apr 24, 2025 at 13:171915394675592011905RekietaLawWE ARE BACK for Trial Day 3 where Defense Attorney Yanetti is cross examining a phallus-shaped EMT.
Another methodical takedown of a state witness by the defense using quotes from the grand jury and the previous trial.youtube.com/live/wIOHtRusM08…
Apr 24, 2025 at 12:331915383671583916342RekietaLawYou really have no idea how any of this business works, do you? Or counting. Or money...
Apr 24, 2025 at 06:371915293972848677237RekietaLawI didn't think about it until someone asked. Like everyone else.
Apr 24, 2025 at 06:251915290901435339056RekietaLaw@elonmuskhas made it so fucking funny.
Apr 24, 2025 at 06:141915288139473494479RekietaLawYour friendship visa has expired. Get deported
Apr 24, 2025 at 06:091915286933737009519RekietaLaw@grokwhat would strengthen the claim? Would, for example, a statement from another party who was directly involved with the situation?
What if that party was even more involved than@RekietaLaw? Like if the other party were a dinner plate, if you will, as it were?
Apr 24, 2025 at 06:071915286548569842137RekietaLawBut@grokhe did not approach the semen cautiously. It was rather excitedly.
Apr 24, 2025 at 04:561915268579747909695RekietaLawThey're going to get better every day.
Apr 24, 2025 at 04:391915264203755057484RekietaLawI refuse
Apr 24, 2025 at 04:331915262879210631239RekietaLawI rest my fucking case.
Apr 24, 2025 at 04:011915254799412441530RekietaLawJoin me 4/24 at 8AM Central with@LawSelfDefenseas we enter Day 3 of the Karen Read Trial.
It's a long road. I think the defense had a HUGE Miss today (Recap vid on it tomorrow). Let's see what's next!piped.video/live/wIOHtRusM08…
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:591915254232229294317RekietaLawThis is some of the weirdest shit you've ever said.
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:561915253442827763949RekietaLawI have other concerns. I wish nothing but peace on Flash.
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:441915250565161832570RekietaLawMaybe it wasn't that Flash said a little thing and maybe the matter was private and doesn't concern you?
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:371915248605692100706RekietaLawOh, what little thing was said?
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:341915247921844375723RekietaLawSo did his therapist
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:331915247782215958561RekietaLawBecause i was unavailable for the photo
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:331915247632995307604RekietaLawWould you rather me lie and say I think of him all the time?
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:321915247342808186928RekietaLawListen, Sally...
Fine.
Apr 24, 2025 at 03:301915246943191642374RekietaLawHe called Anne Miss Demeanor on his show, so i guess they might already know?
Apr 24, 2025 at 01:291915216559091438030RekietaLawWhat it is is
Apr 24, 2025 at 01:271915216077291667691RekietaLawBecause he has sex with men...
Apr 24, 2025 at 01:261915215834777104852RekietaLaw100% full on homie
Apr 24, 2025 at 01:251915215387437785583RekietaLawYou'll never know if his nipples or stomach will hit you first.
No one is worried about his hands.
Apr 24, 2025 at 01:221915214832405450984RekietaLawPeople do this to me with other people. It's part of it.
Apr 24, 2025 at 00:371915203345570275354RekietaLawI don't think about Flash until people mention him...kinda like everyone else.
Apr 24, 2025 at 00:351915202859521417469RekietaLawI KNOW! I could hear myself and hated it.
Apr 24, 2025 at 00:291915201518258504176RekietaLawWe have a long road ahead.
 
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Or be like Nick and add at least eight hours of chatting in YouTube streams to the 12 - 14 hours on Twitter.

His guy-who-has-it-all-figured-out posturing was always irritating, but it’s downright unbearable now that the shitty gutter that is his life makes the Ganges look sterile.
 
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