Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 136 38.7%

  • Total voters
    351
Nick is amusingly well-versed in substance analysis.
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Nick should have asked DUIguy because his legal take is wrong. "Legal limit" does not mean you're allowed to drive intoxicated, it's just the baseline for when merely having that BAC presumptively results in a conviction. You can be proven guilty of driving intoxicated at a lower limit.

An officer experienced at determining intoxication can give testimony at trial.

You know, someone like Pomplun.

In short, the phrase "legal limit" does not mean you can just go driving around at 0.7 if you're impaired at that level.
 
Josh, “a good person,” received a message from Rekieta around noon on Easter Sunday, telling him he had to delete the MN Public Records post because it was a site violation.
What is with Nick and confirming dox :story:

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.
Nick is such a fucking manipulative faggot. He openly calls Null a shota pedo on his show but showers on the praise when he wants something done on his behalf.

Can you imagine being forced to deal with this on a daily basis? What a curse to be a part of the Rekieta household.
 
Here it is, clipped:

Josh, “a good person,” received a message from Rekieta around noon on Easter Sunday, telling him he had to delete the MN Public Records post because it was a site violation.
Josh replied: "Stop cheating on your wife."
Rekieta responded: "I have never cheated on my wife. She always consented."
He's completely Bitchmade. I'm sorry but his parents can't die stop the support soon enough. This caricature of the 7 deadly sins.....
@Null can Nick get his own category in the lolcow of the year award? Like speedrun any % life ruination? I'm afraid the other lolcows can't even compete with such vitriol.
 
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For a guy who likes to keep things secretive and act like a fag that's one step ahead of you he likes to confirm shit he shouldn't about other people
I thought him confirming the authenticity of his eight year old daughter’s positive drug test was the dumbest shit he’d ever do. Somehow Nick always manages to surpass expectations.
 
Both the Rekieta boys are very, very short, which is downright bizarre because he's tall. If you go to the Our Town photo and locate C.R., he's the smallest in the row by a head, and he's a junior. The letters Rekieta wrote to the court mention that A. R. is on two soccer teams and the smallest in both but has a lot of "heart."

Rekieta clearly has feelings about having been a gigantic nerd, and his boys are nerds -- short, skinny home-schooled kids who have background parts in school theatre, or are the worst player on the soccer team, or play violin and piano (although I'm sure poorly because no one in that chaos has ever supervised regular practice). It cannot be an easy thing to be that which your father so openly despises.
Oh that's easy to explain. Nick isn't the father of any of these kids. Now before you think I'm crazy let me explain.

Nick is a "closeted " homo, as a result I find it hard to believe that he ever managed to have sex with the Whore of Babylon herself Kayla. In fact, Nick was seemingly unable to get his dick hard and had to resort to the Balldo to have anal sex with "his" wife. I'd even go as far as to say that Nick is the only man Kayla hasn't fucked. The shitty nerd genes of the Rekieta kids can be explained by their real father being some Trekkie (probably multiple fathers) loser.
 
Josh, “a good person,” received a message from Rekieta around noon on Easter Sunday, telling him he had to delete the MN Public Records post because it was a site violation.
Oh bless his heart. Did he really think that would work?
 
Karen Read Stream Day 4 - Rekieta Notables

AI blasphemy
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Top live viewership: 2400 approx (I'll start tracking YT live viewership when I can)

- Nick appeared late, 1 hour and 11 minutes into the stream with his gunt icon and then about 15 min after that with his face. He said he had camera issues but also "slept through all my alarms". He seemed barely awake and unable to form clear words. Rumble was completely down during this time.

Sleepy Nick:
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Also, what's with all the button-downs all of a sudden?

- Branca was timely (I'll give him credit for being disciplined) and fired up Nick's stream without him. He answered Superchats posed to Nick in his absence.
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At least one detractor in Nick's chat:
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During the 1-2 hours before the jury returned (they were visiting the "crime scene"):
- Nick regaled us with his car woes. 3 cars (12-person van + Navagator + Mustang). The electric system on his Navigator doesn't work.

- Nick said he'd welcome Joe on the stream but "never again" for larger panel streams.

- Joe joined after sniping from his channel. Nick revealed that he takes pics of Orthodox Jews when he's on vacation and sends them to Joe with the allegation that he's being followed.

- At around 10:13 AM Central, shortly after Nick joined, he left again. "Kayla is out, and I have to drive a kid to an activity." 30 or so minutes later, he joined from his car, and it was a mess of audio issues.

So many Mandys who are getting banned (it seems) and coming back. Saluting this troll:
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Supertips can be funny:
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- In the post-mortem after the court ended, there was an interesting conversation about small-town conspiracies (relevant in this case). Nick didn't step in it, but implied that his case was full of people reinforcing each other's views.
 
- Nick appeared late 1 hour and 11 minutes into the stream with his gunt icon and then about 15 min after that with his face. He said he had camera issues but also "slept through all my alarms". He seemed barely awake and unable to form clear words when he came on stream. Rumble was completely down during this time.
So at absolute best this faggot made it something like 72 hours sober.
 
can Nick get his own category in the lolcow of the year award?
There will be no changes, there will be no steal, there will be no backroom deals. We'll have an honest vote and the public will choose Nicholas Robert Rekieta to be the Lolcow of the Year for the third time in a row. This is the future, you cannot escape it.
 
30 or so minutes later, he joined from his car, and it was a mess of audio issues.

It would be funny if his smug demeanor has already alienated his PO so much that he/she would take the time to violate him and nix that jail deferral over this actual crime that he unambiguously just committed on tape today, or if someone with an alleged axe to grind like Pomplun were to go get an easy conviction that even a lazy PO could no longer ignore:

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And this is the guy pitching legal analysis from the "experts that matters [sic]." His viewers deserve everything they get.
 
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I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.
 
I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.
Did Nick ever talk about his insomnia back when he seemed relatively sober? "Insomnia" is the go-to excuse of a stimulant abuser trying to hide their habit, whether they are using illegal drugs or merely abusing a legal prescription.
 
Did Nick ever talk about his insomnia back when he seemed relatively sober? "Insomnia" is the go-to excuse of a stimulant abuser trying to hide their habit, whether they are using illegal drugs or merely abusing a legal prescription.
It's also a legitimate side effect of quitting drinking. He won't be sleeping well for awhile
 
I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication.
The supposed Probation violation isn't that he is drunk or high. It is because he committed an offense by streaming from his car, as pointed out in a post above.
Nick the wetbrain Noodle is so utterly retarded he forgot he cannot just do dumb shit everyone else does and expect to get away with it.
 
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