Andy - (I'm somewhat paraphrasing because I don't give a fuck to repeat every single place name that gives out every single disorder. Just listing out the facts) -
To hear this bullshit list, start at 13 minutes in as per above link. It's infuriating.
"I have Autism, learning disabilities, language problems, schizoaffective disorder (bipolar type, NOS), schizoaffective disorder (bipolar type), major depressive disorder, rule out of schizoaffective, rule out of bipolar disorder, I have Autism and Tourettes. Why, I don't know? Then Children Family Services says schizoaffective disorder (bipolar type, NOS), rule out Asperger's. Then another place says 'intellectual disability, unspecified.' Then another said 'sensory processing disorder and adjustment disorder, rule out Autism spectrum disorder.' Then another place says 'anxiety disorder unspecified, Autism.' Then another place says 'Autism, general anxiety disorder.' So you have these doctors giving all these different diagnoses but all these different doctors.... [trails off into bullshit lying about how they don't agree (duurrrr maybe because you're trying to trick them all, Andy!?!?!)].
HEY BABY AMDY. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING DOCTOR SHOPPING YOU PIECE OF SHIT NOT-RETARD.
Sorry for the caps, I'll take my black hats but fuck me in the butt-ass I hate this Munchausen's faking malingering fuck. Andy, here's some free advice. Go to a doctor, get your CLEARLY documented multiple TBI's and/or CTE documented, get SSDI because you butt-fucked your brain into a frying pan, and then go from there. Stop trying to get into a home as an Autismo. Everyone knows you, hates you, and it will never work. They will totally believe that you're a half-brain-fucked psycho, though. I promise. I'll personally send you five bags of Crinklz if I'm wrong.