Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Maybe. Maybe not. I'm not nearly as familiar with racing cars as I once was, but tire management is a thing. No idea how much it applies to specific tracks, much less Talladega, but there are times when old tires prohibit the car from being driven the way you want it to. The wear and tear tends to let you know immediately if you're pushing too hard
It's a 76 lap race on a 2.6 mile track, totaling 197.6 miles at speeds averaging 169 miles per hour (based off 2025 statistics for average speed per race. Tire management is extremely important in ARCA (or really any stock car racing really). He's a bad driver if he can't do it, but it did happen in Lap 62, so it wasn't early into the race. Anyone know what was the last lap that he went for a pit stop and got tires changed before that crash?
 
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I'm not fully versed in Branca's life story, but I'm going to guess that it didn't take an arrest and conviction for him to get his shit together?

His biographic details come from himself, but as he recounts, no it did not.

Sean isn't one for gay ops and he's evidently deeply entrenched in the Rekieta alog-sphere. When he says this, I believe him.

Kiwibros, we eating good.

If this becomes another Kino Casino tease, I will be displeased.
 
do they keep giving this guy cars because car crashes are the biggest appeal of these races? he's like a content generator for the tracks
Next time he streams look at his chat, and ignore the stream.

He sells advertising permissions, you paypig to become a mod, then paypig harder to earn the right to drop shill link.
 
"So what if I did give her cocaine, at least she wasn't hospitalised…."
That line of the X post you’re referencing caught my attention too. Nick bragging that his daughter wasn’t hospitalized is a subtle new low. When looking at the huge overdose theory, regarding the 8 yr old’s greater than 5k+ result on the hair follicle test & adding that plausible possibility to what Nick was just claiming in that X post he exchanged with the Pugilist & online randos, he’s bragging because he didn’t take his daughter to the hospital. When it’s in the legal paperwork of record, that that child tested over 5000 the baseline detection limit for cocaine.

Meaning he prioritizes staying out of jail or other trouble over his daughter’s safety, wellbeing, & life. He’s publicly bragging about how his child, (who incidentally is known to have had a huge amount of narcotics in her system at the time of his arrest, accidental or not) was not ever taken to the hospital for it while in his care. I know he’s trying to imply she never had the cocaine in her system, weakly, or he just totally forgot himself because Aaron was posting on X & Nick’s obsessed with the Toe. It comes across as Nick bragging that he escaped consequences that would have arisen if he’d done the right thing & taken her to the ER. That also fits his shown character through & through. So, Nick can only be bragging that he didn’t get caught with an OD’d child because he’s so smart. What won’t Cuck brag about to get a win over the Toe or some random X accounts?
:fapcup::really:Public image! What about my public image! Hey man, my kid was not in any hospital! They call the pigs, man. We monitor all our overdoses at home because I’m a cool guy. I don’t care.”
 
His tattoos are so retarded. Newsflash Nick you WERE tread on. You fucking dipshit; are you trying to be laughed at by everybody, including your kids, wife and anyone dumb enough to fuck you?

Nick, it isn’t a badge of honor to be laughed at by everyone, it doesn’t make you a rebel because “if they don’t like me it shows everyone how cool and individualistic I am”, it is just a badge of how fucking stupid you are.

Time for the ultimate tattoo - on your forehead that says “I’m with stupid, and stupid is with me”.
 
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Coomalot crashed another racecar at Talladega today.. It was toward the end, he was in 15th and went into the wall again. This is capped from the race highlights, Coom is racing the #9 AON Water car:
Why is the pathetic impotent pervert Crashalot even allowed to continue being a massive hazard in these races?
 
Why is the pathetic impotent pervert Crashalot even allowed to continue being a massive hazard in these races?
You need retards looking to dump money, before it becomes taxable. Like a streamer who will drop $100k, on a 'business venture' to avoid giving the Feds $100k. They're the retards the good drivers have to drive around.
 
All I can think of every time Coomalot crashes another car is this tweet:
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His tattoos are so retarded. Newsflash Nick you WERE treaded on.
That's my favourite part about this. Nick still maintains that it was all bullshit, that there was a literal conspiracy against him by Scandinavian incel prudes and the local government, and despite being one of the few people who would have the money/resources to fight that decided to bend over. What an absolute fucking embarassing cuck.

My missus does legal aid shit and through her I've met people at their absolute bottom, people who are worried about where they're gonna sleep that night, or where their next meal is gonna come from or who might lose their minimum wage job if they're forced to spend a night or two in jail awaiting arraignment or their car gets impounded. Despite all that these people are still willing to try harder than trust rich fund bitch, and alleged lawyer, Nick.
 
I just can't believe all the silliness about the hair test and what Barnes is willing to cosign on that. The hair test is like the most accurate drug test. If you want to tell me your skin patch got triggered by environmental contamination I'll believe you pretty much all day long if your hair test is clean, but the follicle test is basically the gold standard IMO.
 
His tattoos are so retarded. Newsflash Nick you WERE treaded on.
Hey Nick. We tread on you every day you noodly armed NIGGER. EVERY SINGLE DAY we stomp on your motherfucking face. Your pathetic "Don't tread on me" tattoo on your weak, sad little manorexic arm means NOTHING to us. We fuck your shit up EVERY DAY, and what can you do about it? I'll tell you.

NOTHING!

You weak little fucking fairy.
 
It is in a way. Not only is Nick acting like a fool on his stream but Nick brings in all the alogs that will stick around even after nick leaves. All they need to find is that one thing that will set Branca off. If they can Branca will go all chest out and start threatening to beat up and sue people. He really liked to portray himself as an alphachad on podcasts with drex.
All one really has to do is grill him about his unwavering and suspicious white-knighting over Pearl Davis and you'll get something out of him. Usually a block if it's on Xitter.
 
Lol, Camelot crashed again at Talladega, a minor crash.
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The only consolation is that he didn't last long enough in the race to take out over half the field again like last time. Maybe his own team knew what a disaster he was on the track and sabotaged him for his own sake. This guy should not be behind a race car, he's grifting off dumb youtubers to pay to support his dream that no one else is stupid enough to fund.
Coomalot treats Youtube creatives as a shark tank for stupid investors.
It could be worse though, he could have gone the Nick Rekieta route instead.
 
Sean isn't one for gay ops and he's evidently deeply entrenched in the Rekieta alog-sphere. He's intelligent enough to avoid making declarative statements based off "down the grapevine" rumours. I firmly believe he's been told or shown something reliable.

When he says this, I trust him.
Kiwibros, we eating good.
Unless, of course, he's running his mouth to stir up the whispers in Nick's ears.
 
Sean isn't one for gay ops and he's evidently deeply entrenched in the Rekieta alog-sphere. He's intelligent enough to avoid making declarative statements based off "down the grapevine" rumours. I firmly believe he's been told or shown something reliable.
If this becomes another Kino Casino tease, I will be displeased.

Sean also said on one of his streams that he had seen pictures of the inside of Rekieta's house in the state it was when police came, and it was shockingly bad. Maybe he really was being honest about that, and the bodycam footage will vindicate him. Maybe it was a bad source. I just know nobody ever leaked those pictures.
 
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