DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Irredemable Retardation]

I believe Phil will buy it from a scalper because it's on character for him to do the decision with least benefits because he is literally too lazy to search alternatives. Like when he bought Dark Souls Remastered fullprice instead of during sales.

 

[Jacob]

I believe Phil will buy it from a scalper because it's on character for him to do the decision with least benefits because he is literally too lazy to search alternatives. Like when he bought Dark Souls Remastered fullprice instead of during sales.

Pay scalper prices unnecessarily in the midst of talking about how his wife and cat are literally starving to death because they can't afford groceries.

 

[Lord_Point]

Why would he buy one from a scalper when a dent can buy one from a scalper for him?

Something something sandwich shop, STOOPID!

 

[San Dimas High School]

I believe Phil will buy it from a scalper because it's on character for him to do the decision with least benefits because he is literally too lazy to search alternatives. Like when he bought Dark Souls Remastered fullprice instead of during sales.

They cancelled one of his two orders. Why would he have to buy anything from a scalper?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I figured he would would lay low this May Burst. Kick will be brutal

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

They cancelled one of his two orders. Why would he have to buy anything from a scalper?

I think he did indeed lose both orders as he claimed, maybe one to a troll and the second because he violated quantity policy, or both because of policy. I also agree that he’ll have a NS2 on launch by snout or by hoof.

I figured he would would lay low this May Burst. Kick will be brutal

Lol of course that’s why he’s traveling now. Good call.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Man with 2 gaming PCs that are 100x more powerful than a Switch 2 will brag about having one on release day.

 

[Balr0g]

Man with 2 gaming PCs that are 100x more powerful than a Switch 2 will brag about having one on release day.

Fingers crossed it bricks 1 day later like the Switch 1

 

[A Piece of Coal]

They cancelled one of his two orders. Why would he have to buy anything from a scalper?

I do believe he lost both in a case of reverse pigroach luck. First one cancelled by a troll, second cancelled by PigNigga Greed (one per household).

Plus, Phil’s a fucking retard. So, there’s that.

 

[PieceofShet]

The story he made up about someone logging in, changing stuff, adding stuff to cart, getting locked out... MADE ZERO LOGICAL SENSE. I just had more questions AFTER.
He showed absolutely no proof like email saying he asked for the cancellation (he said he has this). DSP clearly lies. It was either cancelled due to anti scalp measures (95%) or it was cancelled cause mallmart made a mistake. (5%)

He will never admit its cause he ordered 2 cause he would not be the victim like that. Also, saying getting 2 and MAYBE give one to your wife is EXTREMELY FUCKED UP! So what, you would just keep one boxed in just in case first one dies? Go fuck your mother DSP!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

the release day stream is gonna be fun. either we get smugsydephil with a totally not scalped/donated switch gloating to the trolls, or we get a nice 1+ hr rant about why he's the most hated person on the internet.

also assuming he did scalp and/or get something from a fan, would he even be able to get it day one?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

His parents have been dying for years, and he's never ever been out to visit them.
The only time he went was to get married beg his mom for tax money.

The roach turned down a honeymoon; instead deciding to start the payment plan with mommy's money (and probably used the dent's money on pulls).

4 years left in his 10-year plan - think he'll make it?

She won't be around to collect so Phil will just outlast the contract

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I love when Phil takes his niche audiences shit take and transposes them onto the world collectively for the sake of yapping. “My viewers are more hyped for oblivion remake over expedition 33(which really means it was a while before he got a tip while playing the game game) Are gamers shell shocked?!?”

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I cannot imagine why people want someone to cave Phil's face in with a brick.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I cannot imagine why people want someone to cave Phil's face in with a brick.
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Spicy bitch must’ve been watching a lot of detractors content. Extra salty.

Stroke mouth is going crazy too. Face looks like : /

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I cannot imagine why people want someone to cave Phil's face in with a brick.
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Damn this shit and me giggling but towards the end when he said “if you don’t like my idea come up with a better one” like no faggot it ain’t my job to make you entertaining lol

Imagine going to a restaurant and not being stratified with your order, and the waiter says “okay then you go into the kitchen and cook it”

 

[PetiteDragon43]

So it's not that DSP fell off. That he isolated himself, is unappealing to a possible new audience, and just had a massive drama. No no. Its because the games industry isn't advertising the new games good enough. Bruh.

 

[AnZero]

I cannot imagine why people want someone to cave Phil's face in with a brick.
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Still dressed like it’s 2005 too lmao, he’s had nothing go on that progressed his life at all in 20 years

 

[depth tester]

Spoiler: 6 million hours in Paint.NET

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Fuckhead had to bring up Stellar Blade AGAIN in order to justify how viewers don't know what they like. Let's just forget his bitching and shell game antics to avoid playing the game because Kat would beat the shit out of him if he played it he had made up his mind that he wouldn't like it.

And instead he relies on the same whales to carry his sorry ass.