DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ackack99]

hearing Ethan Ralph might have died?

guy goes on Phil's show twice, within a few weeks hes killed by the cartel or some shit. DSP outlives another, ack ack ack ack!

and im fucking around but imagine its true. the Phil curse will be confirmed.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Gonna be a fun night
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God, he's such a bitch.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

lmao he's salty that the official YouTube Xitter account never gave him a shoutout despite him being a longtime creator

Edit: He's re-shouting out people for giving subs a few days ago, interesting whale call

 

[Iron Father]

This more recent troll's remorse thing he's been doing is so gay. He really thinks he traumatized the FGC with his keyboard warrior antics. He also described himself as 6 ft before catching himself and saying 5'11" lmao. Nobody was, is, or ever will be intimidated by this mongoloid.

Scrub? Yes. Walking ATM? Definitely. Big-mouthed pussy? Yep. Wildcard whose shit-talking scared people from attending tourneys? No. Kill yourself faggot.

Bonus meme:

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Tough Guy Phil is peak delusion. Phil really must have took to heart "Fake it 'til you make it" content from someone.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Even the $5000 gaming setup $2000 dedicated streaming PC had enough of Phil





E: he's back

 

[SlushFiend]

Had 140 viewers before the obs crash.
Then had 40 during the crash.
As soon as he got back on took less than a min to get up to 122 viewers.
Glad to know the streaming PC is doing the heavy lifting of botting.

 

[Niggernerd]

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This more recent troll's remorse thing he's been doing is so gay. He really thinks he traumatized the FGC with his keyboard warrior antics. He also described himself as 6 ft before catching himself and saying 5'11" lmao. Nobody was, is, or ever will be intimidated by this mongoloid.

Scrub? Yes. Walking ATM? Definitely. Big-mouthed pussy? Yep. Wildcard whose shit-talking scared people from attending tourneys? No. Kill yourself faggot.

Bonus meme:
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There's a vague memory that he also pussied out in a fight with Viscant

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

2 contributions tonight for Disco Elysium. A $20 superchat and a $20 tip, both from regulars. This is definitely his worst stream in a long time but he's not hardcore begging so there might he a pre-planned hail-mary incoming, we'll see...

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

One slow stream and he's wagequitting Disco Elysium. Methinks he hated this game and waned an out or he would've pushed through it like Yakuza

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Disco Elysium
Status: Wagequit

Btw, I highly recommend everyone play the game. Extremely good game. One of my top 10 favorites of all time and my top 3 games every gamer should play (Outer Wilds and Undertale are the other 2).

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

No hail-mary. Ended the stream with $40 and he's officially wage-quitting Disco Elysium. I think it's hilarious that ALL of his playthroughs are now locked behind paywalls. This is what happens when your entire business is propped up by 7 whales and they're nowhere to be found.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine sitting there with your retarded slideshow going to wait out and see if your dented whale will show up.

15 FUCKING MINUTES.

The result?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

No hail-mary. Ended the stream with $40 and he's officially wage-quitting Disco Elysium. I think it's hilarious that ALL of his playthroughs are now locked behind paywalls. This is what happens when your entire business is propped up by 7 whales and they're nowhere to be found.

Something something sandwich shop.

 

[WhoaMoses]

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This more recent troll's remorse thing he's been doing is so gay. He really thinks he traumatized the FGC with his keyboard warrior antics. He also described himself as 6 ft before catching himself and saying 5'11" lmao. Nobody was, is, or ever will be intimidated by this mongoloid.

Scrub? Yes. Walking ATM? Definitely. Big-mouthed pussy? Yep. Wildcard whose shit-talking scared people from attending tourneys? No. Kill yourself faggot.

Bonus meme:
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Thank god he has thick skin.

 

[Balr0g]

No hail-mary. Ended the stream with $40 and he's officially wage-quitting Disco Elysium. I think it's hilarious that ALL of his playthroughs are now locked behind paywalls. This is what happens when your entire business is propped up by 7 whales and they're nowhere to be found.

To be fair here the KC days turned Phil into a Pay2Watch streamer. He now has his Gout Battle Pass where you unlock a "feasting of the pig" event and you better pay up or the gayming gets dropped. Triple P (you know the drill) ripped what little restraint Phil had off and now we see the pure essence of shameless beg. Meanwhile Phil's former fan PWR is streaming playing old games and raking in the dough (for now at least). Checked yesterday and I laughed out when I saw that a certain Cypress TV was gifted a PWR membership

 

[KarlJobber]

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This more recent troll's remorse thing he's been doing is so gay. He really thinks he traumatized the FGC with his keyboard warrior antics. He also described himself as 6 ft before catching himself and saying 5'11" lmao. Nobody was, is, or ever will be intimidated by this mongoloid.

Scrub? Yes. Walking ATM? Definitely. Big-mouthed pussy? Yep. Wildcard whose shit-talking scared people from attending tourneys? No. Kill yourself faggot.

Bonus meme:
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even back then everyone laughed at him for being the guy who cried when he almost got his ass beat. They all said he was a quiet non confrontational scared pussy IRL. Phil, a child could beat the fuck out of you easily.

There's a vague memory that he also pussied out in a fight with Viscant

Yep the dx cratch cahp incident. Where he tried everything to scare Viscant out of showing up (sign a release just incase I kill ya!) Didn't work. Pussy boy was the only one scared.

I guess Viscant really did know how to fight but come on. Id never back out of fighting that lil twink lmao.

DSP stands for dick sucking pussy

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

To be fair here the KC days turned Phil into a Pay2Watch streamer. He now has his Gout Battle Pass where you unlock a "feasting of the pig" event and you better pay up or the gayming gets dropped. Triple P (you know the drill) ripped what little restraint Phil had off and now we see the pure essence of shameless beg. Meanwhile Phil's former fan PWR is streaming playing old games and raking in the dough (for now at least). Checked yesterday and I laughed out when I saw that a certain Cypress TV was gifted a PWR membership

I think Phil's biggest issue is his audience will always shrink, never grow. So each day he's just asking the same people for money repeatedly. Now that the KC arc is finished he won't reach those levels of support ever again, and there's no reason to keep his goals at $150 increments besides his greed. It's really only these large contributions from his few whales that are keeping him funded, I have no idea why he doesn't realize how dangerous that is long-term.

Think about it, Phil. If your sandwich shop is kept in business by 10 regulars, what are you going to do when they start going elsewhere to eat and spend their money?

Also ndo103 has been tipping Phil again recently, and I remember IronChefSakai had accidentally outed himself as being behind that sock during one of Phil's WWE Champions streams, so I guess he's back again.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Scrub? Yes. Walking ATM? Definitely. Big-mouthed pussy? Yep. Wildcard whose shit-talking scared people from attending tourneys? No. Kill yourself faggot.

They avoided getting into a fight with him because they knew if they punched the soft part of his oddly-shaped flat head they could kill him in one punch and land a murder charge, and nobody wanted to Enjoy Prison™ over this pig.

 

[Iron Father]

> "Back then I was a string bean!"
> "I was a threatening 6ft tall menace that scared people from attending."
> "Please sir Jaha no bully I alcoholic ;-;"