DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Spicy bitch must’ve been watching a lot of detractors content. Extra salty.

Stroke mouth is going crazy too. Face looks like : /

Probably watched TBS and their new segment "DSP in the wilds" with their own original jingle. And it's amazing where DSP references pop up. But the internet loves him now right?

 

[thirstymcgee]

Man with 2 gaming PCs that are 100x more powerful than a Switch 2 will brag about having one on release day.

that's the thing with Phil. He had hi ls fat wife downstairs playing on a ps4 while a ps5 sat upstairs idle. Now the generosity of a fan, ya right, he upgraded to the pro. Boxed the old one up and gave it to fatso, he banned me on Twitter when I asked him this.

Same with the switch, he will use it so minimal she could be using it and crying downstairs.

And Phil wasn't giving another one away, or a backup. He goes to bed thinking of his next ploy for the day 5 shots in.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Oy vey, where are da shekels?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

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Spoiler: 6 million hours in Paint.NET

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It's like poetry. They rhyme.

 

[Malcolm X]

We have as much proof as we'll get from Phil that there was no elite detractor hacker, and it's as much as we need. He gave it to us the same day. Here it is.

2 Switch theory seems most likely, he banned someone seconds after bringing it up
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It's Phil's SOP to immediately and silently ban the truth because in his wee little pea brain, if he bans you 11 seconds after you said something, he kept it secret (to protect his family). Whatever lies he, or anyone else, spins, he will smugly and piggily dunk on the person who gets anything even slightly/technically wrong, going on a 10 minute rant about how stupid his detractors are and how he did nothing wrong and did everything correct. When you get leaned-in on without a word, it's because you speak truth Phil hopes nobody saw.

 

[Cardef1121]

Fingers crossed it bricks 1 day later like the Switch 1

If I remember correctly, his Switch 1 bricked because he tried updating it while unplugged and while it only had the factory charge. So it lost power while updating. Something they explicitly tell you not to do and that anyone other than the truly elderly should know about, these days.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I cannot imagine why people want someone to cave Phil's face in with a brick.
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How dare you Luna, how dare you not liking giving me money to watch me eat sandwiches like a gremlin!

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’ll be shocked if Phil uses the dying parents card so soon. I expected that as one of his last resorts when he’s in his 50’s/60’s. This dude really is fucked and it’s gonna be annoying as shit waiting to see his dramatic downfall once his whales get bored or destitute.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

I’ll be shocked if Phil uses the dying parents card so soon. I expected that as one of his last resorts when he’s in his 50’s/60’s. This dude really is fucked and it’s gonna be annoying as shit waiting to see his dramatic downfall once his whales get bored or destitute.

If Phil even makes it to his 60's, he can honestly use the "I'm dying" or the "Khet needs a new mobility scooter" card.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Ya know I've been on an arcade kick recently, has Phil ever talked about picking up a supergun system? A system + board would be like 1k so he can flex on everyone and cover it in rgb led's. Get an SF2 Turbo board and show everyone what the number one American player in 2004 can do.

I’ll be shocked if Phil uses the dying parents card so soon. I expected that as one of his last resorts when he’s in his 50’s/60’s. This dude really is fucked and it’s gonna be annoying as shit waiting to see his dramatic downfall once his whales get bored or destitute.

I think he'll stream forever. He might finally be forced to downsize but even if his income halves it would probably be more than he could make working a full time job with a fifteen year gap in the resume and the shittiest work ethic in the world.

 

[RougeRed]

If I remember correctly, his Switch 1 bricked because he tried updating it while unplugged and while it only had the factory charge. So it lost power while updating. Something they explicitly tell you not to do and that anyone other than the truly elderly should know about, these days.

They were supposed to send him an e-mail to let him know when it needs to be charged.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I’ll be shocked if Phil uses the dying parents card so soon. I expected that as one of his last resorts when he’s in his 50’s/60’s. This dude really is fucked and it’s gonna be annoying as shit waiting to see his dramatic downfall once his whales get bored or destitute.

I won’t be. His mind is so fucked and dopamine driven that he’s now desperate for ANYTHING to have his numbers look like some of the kino streams. He’s an addict chasing his best high.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

They both got preorders and even Doody grabbed one because they gave him fomo

Lechero does it again. Art truly does mimic reality.

 

[arc minsk]

Like when he bought Dark Souls Remastered fullprice instead of during sales.

WEUHHH HEUHHHHH WHAT'S GOOD OLD GAMES? I DON'T CLICK THOSE LINKS YOU FUCKING DUNCE. STEAM IS THE ONLY REPUTABLE GAME DEALER. 29 DOLLARS FOR A GAME THAT'S NOT HOW BUSINESSES EVEN WORK [cope laugh] [swipe card full price]

 

[Pickle Man]

Ya know I've been on an arcade kick recently, has Phil ever talked about picking up a supergun system? A system + board would be like 1k so he can flex on everyone and cover it in rgb led's. Get an SF2 Turbo board and show everyone what the number one American player in 2004 can do.

Im kind of surprised he didnt blow his money on arcade1up machine when they were popular.

 

[arc minsk]

Fuckhead had to bring up Stellar Blade AGAIN in order to justify how viewers don't know what they like. Let's just forget his bitching and shell game antics to avoid playing the game because Kat would beat the shit out of him if he played it he had made up his mind that he wouldn't like it.

And instead he relies on the same whales to carry his sorry ass.

to be fair that's one of the few times he's been right. it was entirely detractors gaslighting him into saying they want him to play it for over a year. he still did it anyways because he's a fucking retard and thought he might get 20 subs donated.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

We have as much proof as we'll get from Phil that there was no elite detractor hacker, and it's as much as we need. He gave it to us the same day. Here it is.


It's Phil's SOP to immediately and silently ban the truth because in his wee little pea brain, if he bans you 11 seconds after you said something, he kept it secret (to protect his family). Whatever lies he, or anyone else, spins, he will smugly and piggily dunk on the person who gets anything even slightly/technically wrong, going on a 10 minute rant about how stupid his detractors are and how he did nothing wrong and did everything correct. When you get leaned-in on without a word, it's because you speak truth Phil hopes nobody saw.

This is my favorite part of the Phil streams. Is when people voice their complaints, but not in the most brown nosing nice "critiquing" way he wants (which involves telling him the ultimate scheme that people will like) and loses his shit.

Then you hunt down what the person says, and he completely reworded it to where it's not even close to what they originally said so he could spew more dogshit responses where he can win the exchange.

In one sentence he will say people love the shit he's doing because it gets supported, then the next mention how each game has a very special person that "buys-in" to it. Bonus would be after to tell everyone to please come support the stream. Double Bonus if he tells you not to let the one guy carry the stream.

He's got quite a ridiculous way of doing shit now when it's out in the open.

 

[Niggernerd]

I know DSP is lazy and isn't smart but if he truly wanted to do new content like showing his daily life he could you know record it. Censor names of stores etc and then play in on his gay react show or during chill streams.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Gonna be a fun night

 

[Choom]

the release day stream is gonna be fun. either we get smugsydephil with a totally not scalped/donated switch gloating to the trolls, or we get a nice 1+ hr rant about why he's the most hated person on the internet.

also assuming he did scalp and/or get something from a fan, would he even be able to get it day one?

Most retailers give you an option to send an order to someone else's address. If a dent has a Switch 2 preordered already, and they're willing to do that (assuming they allow preorder shipment info to be changed), it's theoretically possible he could get it at launch. That scenario seems very unlikely though.
More likely, he'll just buy one off of Ebay, most likely looking specifically for someone that is offering a next day shipping option. No doubt he'll pay a huge premium so he can put the little box behind him on stream and get those precious day one two views.
Edit: That got me thinking of how much more hilarious this could have been if his preorders didn't get cancelled until a few days before the Switch 2 releases. Could have blindsided him, and put him in a situation where he couldn't get one until like a week or so after launch. That would have really crushed him.