Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,148
It's clear that he didn't really want to go into politics and wanted the validation that comes from being a magatard. Perhaps to cover up the fact that he castrated his son. Or because he was getting old and irrelevant. I can't believe he decided to shoot himself in the foot that hard though since the types of people who buy EV's would not be in favor of his new politics. Absolute retard.
I wonder if he saw people grift the right and get die hard fans and wanted a piece of the pie.
Unfortunately he didn't realize none of them got into politics proper for good reason. Who the fuck gets into politics and expects to be liked? It's the same thing as becoming a lawyer and then being surprised that people make blood sucking lawyer jokes at you. Even someone trying to be liked and doing good by his constituents will be hated.
 
I think it's pretty clear Elon knew the walls were closing in on him - the years of stock manipulation based on all his false promises was probably leading to multiple charges of securities fraud that would destroy his reputation, if not put him away for years. His only hope was to go all in on Trump, and in exchange for winning, Trump would let him defang all the regulatory agencies going after him.

But Elon going full sperg and doing serious damage to the rollout of Trump's second term, that wasn't part of the bargain. I think Trump is annoyed and disgusted with him, to say the least. The question going forward is, how much does Trump want to keep helping Elon? I think they keep the relationship going, but it's not going to be the same.
 
Has anyone postulated about Reelon being the first to try and normalize sex bots?
He has no need for this as long as there are women still willing to be artificially inseminated by him. I don’t think he will ever run out of candidates either.
His only hope was to go all in on Trump, and in exchange for winning, Trump would let him defang all the regulatory agencies going after him.
He knew the Republicans were more likely going to let him off the hook and he also knew they were less likely to take revenge on him when he inevitably stabs them in the back.

He miscalculated the damage he did to his brand by going all in on Trump. Trump’s base makes it a point of pride to not get EVs and Democrats now despise him so they’re not going to be getting Teslas. That’s why his earnings crashed and burned.
But Elon going full sperg and doing serious damage to the rollout of Trump's second term, that wasn't part of the bargain. I think Trump is annoyed and disgusted with him, to say the least. The question going forward is, how much does Trump want to keep helping Elon? I think they keep the relationship going, but it's not going to be the same.
Elol is now a liability. Their biggest motivator is ownin’ da libs so they can’t let the libs win. My money is on him still having his position as a senior advisor, you hear less and less about DOGE, and Elol focuses more on his other businesses or whatever his next grift is.

If anyone asks about DOGE, they’ll talk about all the great things they’re still doing, Elol is actually more involved than ever, and they’re totally going to share their results here any day. Then you just don’t hear about it anymore. MAGA groupies collectively win yet another “Fell For It Again” award.
 
It's clear that he didn't really want to go into politics and wanted the validation that comes from being a magatard. Perhaps to cover up the fact that he castrated his son. Or because he was getting old and irrelevant. I can't believe he decided to shoot himself in the foot that hard though since the types of people who buy EV's would not be in favor of his new politics. Absolute retard.
Billionaires used to hide in their mansions and funnel money to superpacs so we couldn’t know for certain who bought what politicians and they had the foresight to take their time and never show their hand. Then Elol rolls up all “lol no I don’t need the politicians I can totally do this”, just like he’s done in every company he takes over, and what do you know now we have Hyperloop, the government.
 
But the current situation cannot last. As Warren Buffett says, eventually all stocks return to their true value. I would expect a slow and painful decline over the next year or so, as the big investors leave the burning building in a calm, orderly, and civilized fashion.
Wtf is with people not listening to Buffett? The majority of the financial disasters of the last few decades have been a direct result of doing shit he has always said not to do.

But Elon going full sperg and doing serious damage to the rollout of Trump's second term, that wasn't part of the bargain. I think Trump is annoyed and disgusted with him, to say the least. The question going forward is, how much does Trump want to keep helping Elon? I think they keep the relationship going, but it's not going to be the same.
Supposedly there's a hard deadline on when he can't do whatever quasi-governmental unelected bullshit he's been doing any more, supposedly around the end of May. Then there's the issue of the midterms. It becomes a question of whether Musk is more of a liability than his giant Scrooge McDuck swimming pool full of money is worth.

After the midterm, whether or not he's a lame duck, he no longer has any real personal interest in loyalty to Musk, and especially if even more of the Republicans turn on him, no longer having to fear his retaliation, he has no reason to be loyal to them any more either (and they were hardly loyal to him).
 
But Elon going full sperg and doing serious damage to the rollout of Trump's second term, that wasn't part of the bargain. I think Trump is annoyed and disgusted with him, to say the least. The question going forward is, how much does Trump want to keep helping Elon? I think they keep the relationship going, but it's not going to be the same.
Elon promised Trump he would free up 2 trillion dollars in "waste and abuse" that Trump could use for tax cuts for the rich and Mar-a-lago golf trips every weekend. I assume Trump's main problem with Elon is that he completely underdelivered, but it's hard to believe he doesn't want Elon's money. So I think he will help Elon as long as he pays, but doesn't want to give Elon any direct power any longer.
 

Elon Musk has 'secret plan' to have '5,000 children' according to leaked text (archive)

Elon Musk reportedly has a secret plan to father 5,000 children, according to leaked text messages.

The billionaire tech entrepreneur is publicly known to have fathered 14 children, but according to growing reports, it is his aim to have far more.

Musk is a known pro-natalist and has previously discussed his fears around the declining birth rate in many countries around the world.

Now, one of his four known baby mothers, MAGA Influencer Ashley St Clair, has leaked alleged text messages between her and Musk, which appear to suggest Musk’s plan to father thousands of kids, according to the Wall Street Journal, which has seen the messages.

Musk reportedly said in one message: “To reach legion level before the apocalypse we will need to use surrogates.”

In ancient Rome’s army, a legion was a military unit that typically consisted of 5,000 soldiers.

St Clair claims that while she was pregnant, Musk suggested that they use a surrogate in order to have more children together quicker.

He is also alleged to have told the influencer to have children via caesarean section, which she claimed Musk believed would enable the children to have bigger skulls and brains.

Vivian Wilson, one of Musk’s older children with whom he is estranged, told Teen Vogue she doesn’t know how many half-siblings she has.

Last year at a conference in Saudi Arabia, Musk argued that for most countries, the falling birth rate is the “single biggest problem they need to solve”.

“If you don’t make new humans, there’s no humanity, and all the policies in the world don’t matter,” Musk argued.

He added: “I mean, you know, you’ve got to walk the talk. So, I do have a lot of kids, and I encourage others to have lots of kids.”

indy100 has approached Musk for comment.
 
The last thing you'd want during the Apocalypse is to be on the side of Legion.


I knew Yakub was behind this.
Musk has so many utterly retarded, ignorant ideas for one of the richest humans in the world, or even of all time. C-sections aren't necessarily harmful but they don't help in the least. For one thing, you come into the world semi-asphyxiated because it's the pushing that empties the glop from your lungs on the way out. So they have to suck the glop out so you can even breathe.

It's supposedly not harmful but you've just introduced another step they can fuck up (you usually still have an umbilical cord).
 
The world population keeps growing. Humanity is in no danger of dying out. Elon is just worried that white people will lose their majority status in western nations
I think he just has one of those weird impregnation fetishes like Epstein.
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I would hope "legion level" is just a Muskism where he throws out something that sounds cool in his head and he does not plan to actually have thousands of kids. On the other hand with 5000 kids whose lives he has no plans to be a part of and whose mothers he would pay as little child support as he could get away with he does have a golden opportunity to be the most deadbeat of deadbeat dads, perhaps in all of human history! Certainly more impressive than being an elite Diablo 4 player, and a much more competitive sport as well.

Or maybe he just has some delusion about his very DNA somehow being a great gift to the world that he needs to share with the next generations as much as possible in a characteristic display of unwarranted self-importance.
 
Musk has so many utterly retarded, ignorant ideas for one of the richest humans in the world, or even of all time. C-sections aren't necessarily harmful but they don't help in the least. For one thing, you come into the world semi-asphyxiated because it's the pushing that empties the glop from your lungs on the way out. So they have to suck the glop out so you can even breathe.

It's supposedly not harmful but you've just introduced another step they can fuck up (you usually still have an umbilical cord).
C-sections are sometimes important to save the mother and/or child's life, but in cases where they are not needed, they provide no benefit and are an unnecessary risk
 
C-sections are sometimes important to save the mother and/or child's life, but in cases where they are not needed, they provide no benefit and are an unnecessary risk
They also take way more time to heal from and mothers are encouraged to do no lifting or bending for a while until it heals. You need an active partner in those early weeks after a C section because you can’t do a lot of things your baby needs.
 
Also c-sections put a complete cap on how many children a woman can have. Maybe 4 before it starts getting super dangerous. He really seems to think mothers are completely disposable and interchangeable.
He, and the tech elite, believe all humans are disposable and interchangeable. It is an evolution of the neoliberal "human resources" - resources to be managed like machines, with a sweet spot for cost/maintenance/return.
 
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